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[pshark]

post deleted

[tamla617]

where's everyone gone?
its like walking 'round an empty house,i dont like it.
think i'll go next door to the TEST thread,mad as a box of frogs in there .cant switch the lights off,no power.i'll just leave the door ajar,see who turns up!

[arrr&bee]

where's everyone gone?
Its like walking 'round an empty house,i dont like it.
Think i'll go next door to the test thread,mad as a box of frogs in there .cant switch the lights off,no power.i'll just leave the door ajar,see who turns up!hey what's this about leaving a jar by the door??if it's alcohol i'll drink it...gotta get back to the party next door ain't nothing in that jar and we wanna keep it that way!!!

[tamla617]

there's some funk in that jar,i think harvey masons' been here,sounds gooooooooooooood

[marv2]

hey what's this about leaving a jar by the door??if it's alcohol i'll drink it...gotta get back to the party next door ain't nothing in that jar and we wanna keep it that way!!!

hehehehehehehehe.....!!!!

[arrr&bee]

Hey pshark,you better get a bigger jar,folks are starting to come by!!

[pshark]

I posted something here and decided to delete it. The problem is once you've submitted a starting post, you can't delete it.
Tamla, good choice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JboS9sD_pFk

[tamla617]

yeah he's home and he's bought the tv with him!
btw your kitchen's a bit of a mess i couldn't find the fridge,sorry

musics' ace aswell

[arrr&bee]

i posted something here and decided to delete it. The problem is once you've submitted a starting post, you can't delete it.
Tamla, good choice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbos9sd_pfkhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,you mean that you actually wanted to delete the post for real???but you moved in next door to the house of nothingness and left a jar by the door that's an open invitation,forget a bigger jar an get a keg!!welcome to the nothinghood!!

[tamla617]

we are neighbors,yeah,yeah,yeah,yeah, we are neighbors

[arrr&bee]

Of course you know that your days of peace and quiet are over although you won't hear a thing therein lies your dilemma, nothing can keep you up for days you'll have bags under your eyes[from all the nothingness that piles up]your mind will start to play tricks on you[because you'll think you hear something,but it's just nothing,you won't get any rest at all...well gotta go nothing's calling!!!

[tamla617]

i never heard a thing,although i'm not sure but i think a tree just fell over

[arrr&bee]

i never heard a thing,although i'm not sure but i think a tree just fell overhey tamla i'm hearing talk of a mini-series.

[tamla617]

now your over here cant you keep still,i'm trying to talk to you

[arrr&bee]

Who me?i'm over here where are you?drop me a note with nothing on it an i'll get back to ya!!

[tamla617]

nothing on it

[tamla617]

its 00:50 hours
i'm off to bed.so you can go back next door,cheers

[roger]

Is this a thread about "Twin Peaks" ..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oh3jVWZh4AU

Spooky ..

[tamla617]

which ones?
marylin monroe or jane russell

[tamla617]

or non of the above

[tamla617]

arr + bee
you got any beer?

[arrr&bee]

which ones?
Marylin monroe or jane russellhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[arrr&bee]

arr + bee
you got any beer?
tamla if you're gonna hang with me you gotta give up that beer,i drink hooch[1,000%]anything weaker is water to me...and i never drink water!!!!

[tamla617]

not fire water?

[arrr&bee]

not fire water?i tell you what.put a match to water and it goes out,put a match within 1,000 yards of hooch and you'll have a nuclear reaction!!

[tamla617]

never mind that for a minute,i just fell over a box upstairs,size of a trunk.i was going to open it then i saw someone had tried to rub out the words pandora's box and underneath that were the words old supremes theads.what do you think?
i aint touchin' it!

[tamla617]

nuclear is an anagram of unclear and thats where we are.hooch is an anagram ohcho it doesnt make sense.anagrams are a waste of time they dont always work

[juicefree20]

Oh lawd!!!!

Here we go again...

Submitted for your approval...

A man tries to cancel a post, only to discover that that heading will remain hidden in plain view. His struggle to remove any remnant of that post has proven impossible & remains visible for all of the forum to see. Where did the post go & why does the heading insist on remaining behind when the original post has gone? Can't happen you say? Well don't try to tell that to a man on SDF who has found his post ending up in...

THE UNCANCELLED ZONE!!!

[tamla617]

i built a fence once the 2nd post was slightly out and i couldnt get rid of it 'cos it was concreted in.so i've still got the post that should have been deleted.but nobody comes and sits on it,i'm lucky!

[moe]

This is all nothing!!!!!!!!
The Uncancelled Zone, Juice? I think a few of us would rather connect to the "Hooch Zone!!" [[Where is it, R&B??)

[chidrummer]

I tried to cancel this post, but it kept pulling me back in!!!

Then I tried to go to another sight, but every site is now...SDF???!!

[ralpht]

Chuckleheads...one and all.........

[arrr&bee]

this is all nothing!!!!!!!!
The uncancelled zone, juice? I think a few of us would rather connect to the "hooch zone!!" [[where is it, r&b??)moe my friend...what do you think all this is???hahahahahahaha......you've always been in the hooch zone,hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!

[tamla617]

my wife drove me to drink



she gave me a lift to the pub last night

[tamla617]

moe
he's hidden the hooch,i cant find it,says he's he's got loads.i'm still waiting [[sing it diana) reckon thats a number one in the offing,just need a few more lines

[pshark]

Dang, I didn't expect to get this much response for a thread thats about nothing.
Juice Serling, please end this episode

[arrr&bee]

moe
he's hidden the hooch,i cant find it,says he's he's got loads.i'm still waiting [[sing it diana) reckon thats a number one in the offing,just need a few more lineshaaaaaaaaaaaa,tamla,tamla if you keep putting water and beer in it you'l never taste it...don't be afraid of the after effects[which start with the first sip]just strap yourself into a strong chair and drink up..oh better make that strap a straigt jacket that first sip has a bit of a kick...see ya on the other side of nothing!!

[moe]

Yeah Tamla, the proof is in R&B.....as in 200 proof

[ralpht]

Shark, Maybe this is the Seinfeld show of threads. Something about absolutely nothing. And it's funny.

[juicefree20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1RyQOcaxck

[juicefree20]

Pshark:

I would if I could....

I'm out of order...we're out of order...this wole damn post is OUT OF ORDER!!!

It's like a black hole...everytime we try to leave, it sucks us right back in.

Jai...don't bogart the hooch...pass the bottle!!!

[juicefree20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iDRnVdMhKE

[juicefree20]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_3qrNYeAgw

[chidrummer]

I was going to say it, but this is much better:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZNaecq_rpU

[tamla617]

if libya can have a no fly zone we're having one,i've bought 10 cans of insectacide.






i couldnt spell DDT

[arrr&bee]

What were we talking about??riddle me this-if a conversation is about nothing is it actually a conversation or just phases thrown together to concede a medium of inconclusive metabolic idioceracies woven out of control due to the totalization of spoken abnomalities absorbed in a cataclismic dialoge digested therein without any forethought to the informalities considered metally restricted for the aloffness within and without???

[tamla617]

i totally agree,now i'll have a jug of what you're drinking

[pshark]

Went to the race track with no money. I had nothing to lose so I bet it all on a horse named Nothing To Lose to win on a 10 to 1 odds.
My horse came in first. And I won nothing.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G_DV54ddNHE

[arrr&bee]

i totally agree,now i'll have a jug of what you're drinking

coming right up!!

[moe]

If I have to "digest" those words then I'm barfing.......

[tamla617]

moe
dont leave any "floor" pizzas 'round here i dont want to end up walking it 'round the house

[arrr&bee]

if i have to "digest" those words then i'm barfing.......oh no you don't...[barfbag,barfbag]i just cleaned my genuine almost too real looking to be true imitation second hand third stiched hand me down skunkskin rug...hold it til you get to tamla's house,hehehehehehe...barfbag!!

[moe]

skunkskin rug? That stinks..............what do you think, Tamla??

[tamla617]

that would clash with the 3 toed sloth skin curtains

[tamla617]

and the armadillo lamp shades

[tamla617]

as you can see i've got a south american vibe going,i'm on the look out for a llama or alpaca duvet cover
and chahuahua boiled egg cosies.i've been on ebay,zilch,tampa bay,bay of biscay,cant find any at all
might have to ditch the latin american gig and go asian.a monitor lizard/komodo dragon sofa would be nice

[tamla617]

and malayan fruit bat ceiling fans and a sumatran rhino coffee table

[arrr&bee]

Wow tamla,your place is laid out i need one of those[lima bean rugs]can you hook me up?...i used to talk to the lima personally but since he got to the bigtime he won't take my calls.

[tamla617]

there you go!
http://www.dormco.com/Lima_Bean_Chocolate_College_Rug_p/dormco-mr302mondal.htm

thats gonna clash aswell

[arrr&bee]

Wow now that's fashion,i got a pair of genuine almost to ugly to look at imitation flyskin curtains that'll look great with those.

[pshark]

You guys trying to break the "Word Association" thread record?

[moe]

Maybe.............what do you think Tamla? R&B?

[tamla617]

word association?

thesuarus..................................a boring book with synonyms and weak plot

[moe]

not for this thread............

[arrr&bee]

Hey stop using those big words,association i get tired just saying it,it's about nothing over here and we can keep it up for oh say the rest of the decade because there's always room for nothing now back to the unimportant nonsense that keeps this nonsense going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...[energizer bunny eat your heart out] and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...etcetera!!!!!

[moe]

Where are you going..........into nothingness??

[juicefree20]

There's a sign post up ahead which leads to the.....

[juicefree20]

THE CANCELLED ZONE!!!!

I told you that!

[144man]

There is a simple way to delete an undeletable thread, which you have started.

All you need to do is build a time-machine. Then you go back in time and kill you grandfather before he mets your grandmother. You would therefore never have been born, so would not have been able to create the thread in the first place. [[Killing your father or mother before they met would have the same effect, but you can't do that because it's extremely naughty.)

The main problem with this cause of action is that the only fuel powerful enough to power a time-machine is Jai's hooch, and Jai insists that the sole use for his elixir is to be drunk by humans or by members of the Social Detroit Forum, otherwise it's a waste of perfectly good hooch.

[tamla617]

144 lol "extemely naughty" lol
i got a better idea,still build the time machine only this time take out tim berners-lee,inventor of the world wide web.no web,no sdf [[sob!),no posts that wont delete!this way i get to keep some relatives and exist!

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey 144man i wouldn't put hooch into the time machine if i were you,i did and i'm still stuck here[if i could remember what time it was when i left from wherever it is i left from then i might be able to get back] but since all this is a hooch hullucination it doesn't matter!!

[moe]

Are you revisiting your one man closet show, R&B?

[tamla617]

i tried a one man closet show



and woke up in a wheely bin

[arrr&bee]

are you revisiting your one man closet show, r&b?moe i can't escape from the prison that is my mind...or is it my mind,how do i know that i think i know what i know but don't actually know it at all can this all be where it is or am i completely removed from the eternal reality that i only thought i imagined just the other day???...deep stuff moe...deeeeeeeeepppppp!!!!

[144man]

We've not long ago had a thread on Freudian slips, and I've just noticed that in my post above instead of Soulful Detroit Forum, I've written Social Detroit Forum!

[144man]

144 lol "extemely naughty" lol
i got a better idea,still build the time machine only this time take out tim berners-lee,inventor of the world wide web.no web,no sdf [[sob!),no posts that wont delete!this way i get to keep some relatives and exist!

I don't think that would work because if I was going to do that, it would have happened already, therefore I didn't.

[144man]

Jai, if your mind is a prison, can't you imagine a cake with a file in it?
Who recorded "Free your mind and your ass will follow"?

[pshark]

Funkadelic

[144man]

Thanks, Pshark. As you started this thread, it's only fitting that you should have the last word......Oh, darn it, how do you cancel a post again???!!!

[moe]

Keep it going.........

[tamla617]

keep on TRUCKING

[moe]

Truckin, like the do-dah man...........

[tamla617]

keep on keepin on like curtis mayfield

[tamla617]

anybody seen arr n bee?

[moe]

Drinking hooch in his basement, tamla!

[tamla617]

like 2 sips that passed in the dark

or more like gulps

[moe]

or jugs...

[arrr&bee]

drinking hooch in his basement, tamla!
ahh moe you know me so well...did we do time in the mental institution as children??

[moe]

We were probably both dropped on our heads at some point, R&B........

[arrr&bee]

Dropped??? I jumped!

[moe]

Haven't been right since [[if ever).

[tamla617]

or twins separated at birth?

[arrr&bee]

Oh before i forget...opps i forgot,as you were!!!

[tamla617]

blimey!you've got back in here too!someones impersonating you on the test thread

[arrr&bee]

blimey!you've got back in here too!someones impersonating you on the test thread

what???? Impersonate me???? Why i'll sue i'll haul em before the highest court in the land[by the way are the supremes still in the supreme court?]how dare someone think that i have enough character to impersonate this is an outsult and an inrage wjy this could send me over the top[as soon as someone shows me which way is up]why i'm calling my attorney as soon as his phone bill is paid,i won't take this lying down[as sson as i'm able to stand upright it's gonna be on]no one who has any scredd of common sense would come anywhere near my mind[if they could locate it at all]this is a black day america...a black day indeed!!!!

[tamla617]

i dont think anyones invented a black wednesday yet.
but just incase they have we'll call it arr&beegate

[moe]

R&B gate?
That's enough for a cancellation!!!

[tamla617]

dont bolt the door,the horse has legged it!

[arrr&bee]

Ok i got the gate but where is the fence??

[tamla617]

he's lookin after some stolen goods,computers,dvd players,hi-fi's.
the law aint got NOTHING on him............yet!

[tamla617]

the 100th post in a cancelled thread!
you dont see that everyday

[pshark]

Congrats tamla, for post #100 in a thread about nothing

Click here [[http://www.knowledgebrain.com/NothingImages/Nothing_512_512.jpg) to see what you have won

[ralpht]

I would have to say this is a first at SD.

[tamla617]

a big boy did it and ran away!



singin'we're on the road to nowhere.......nowhere to run to baby...........in the middle of nowhere

[moe]

No prize, either

[tamla617]

yeah, but i got 1 years subscription for the price of 12 months

[ralpht]

Best deal in town, Tamla.

[tamla617]

would have been ralph.you ever tried eating one?what sort of name is readers digest?

[arrr&bee]

Ya'll ain't gave me nothin.....shuddup!!

[tamla617]

shaddup?if you're not here how can you hear me?


hang on if i'm not here and you're not here and i cant hear a thing did anything happen,do i exist
am i in the tamla617 version of the truman show,is sdf just for me and loads of posters keeping me going for a tv show?
i think i'll get a polaroid complex, people got on my back and a row develops in seconds

[arrr&bee]

I'm supposed to hear you???hey wait a minute that's against the rules,opps silly me there are no rules where there is nothing...a skinny person turned sideways and was never seen again..was he really there? This is one of my greatest hullucinations yet..bartholome bartholome my brother??

[tamla617]

my brother?
text me your DNA and i'll check.dont give me no virus's tho' i got norton something software and if it goes to defcon 5 my pc self destructs and electricutes me 'cos i got a life time guarantee

[arrr&bee]

my brother?
Text me your dna and i'll check.dont give me no virus's tho' i got norton something software and if it goes to defcon 5 my pc self destructs and electricutes me 'cos i got a life time guaranteedna???that's too hard to spell,and you can't get a virus because there's nothing here and watch that[norton] guy he looks strange,hey defcon 5 didn't they used to imitate the jackson 5???

[tamla617]

dna=dont know anything
defcon 5 did a cover of the brothers johnson's ride on a minute man/icbm,backing vocals by ronald reagan,nancy reagan and flash gordon's raygun

[arrr&bee]

This post makes no sense at all....very good continue!!

[tamla617]

my post consisted of junk mail,that made no sense either

[144man]

Floccinaucinihilipifilication...I reckon it's worth Nothing.

[moe]

It's all nothing............

[144man]

You can often make something out of nothing...take this thread for instance. Somebody please, please, PLEASE take this thread; it's cold and lonely and needs two responsible adults to raise, nurture and cherish it until the end of its days.

[ralpht]

There's the rub,144man. Where can we dig up two responsible adults?

[moe]

Not on this thread, Ralph!!!!

[ralpht]

It does bring a smile, though, Moe.

[144man]

Two irresponsible people and a jug of hooch will just have to do then.

[ralpht]

Whatever gets the job done, 144.

[tamla617]

george and barbara bush were responsible for dubbya.

you cant get more irresponsible than that!

[ralpht]

Perhaps we should invite them to the forum.

[144man]

...for a Tea Party?

[tamla617]

yeah,milk and two sugars please

[tamla617]

oh,i nearly forgot...
...invite that woman from alaska
no you ask her
ALASKA!
ask her then!
no a-l-a-s-k-a
calm down,what a state to get in!
you land at fairbanks
what?
the airport is called fairbanks
look,if you cant be serious and cant be bothered, i'll ask her

[tamla617]

sorry 'bout the last post

but the army always plays it at sun set and takes down the flag

[144man]

That's quite different from the first post when you get woken up by the mail dropping through the letter box, turn over in bed and kiss the woman you love, then get up and go home to the wife.

[tamla617]

only to find johnny taylor's beaten you to it!

only the lyrics aint right

who's makin' love to she who must be obeyed,while you were out reading the bit on the sides mail!

[144man]

Well I hear that Torres scored on Saturday.

[tamla617]

144man
yeah not bad for 50 million quid!
hernandez cost 12 mill. and scored 20 so far

[144man]

I'd tell you who's scored the most if it wasn't for the gagging order.

[tamla617]

144man

lol.............. but do you wanna rephrase that 144man?

[144man]

Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, able to stop judges gagging in a single bound, it's Superinjunctionbreaker revealing that the identity of the footballer is Ry.....[[hey, get that green, glowing rock away from me).

[tamla617]

that'll do it

[moe]

Every time, Tamla, Every time!

[arrr&bee]

Am i awake yet???

[pshark]

Bin Laden has been canceled!

[tamla617]

lol............

[arrr&bee]

bin laden has been canceled!

we talk about nothing over here..bin laden is below nothing so he doesn't belong here.

[tamla617]

remember when we 1st came in the cancelled household?it looked just like the $1,000,000 [[the house that bin built or osamas bin building)abbottabad 3 storey slum from inside.i think i caught a glance of the ex pandora's box full of supremes threads.the pakistani's denied all knowledge of them being there too

[144man]

And who could blame them? Supremes' threads are much too dangerous to enter.

[moe]

HAHAHAHAHA 144man!!!

[tamla617]

the navy seals TCB aswell

[moe]

Maybe we should send in the seals for the Supreme's threads, Tamla.......

[tamla617]

they got in by "up the ladder to the roof"

[arrr&bee]

Hey you two better watch it or thoses supremes folks will send some seals after you..and some walruses and some sea monkeys and some sea lions,it'll be something to sea!!!

[144man]

Because one of the footballers who has taken out a superinjunction has been as good as mentioned here, a UK High Court judge has just ruled that this thread has been canceled.

[arrr&bee]

The only reason that judge is high is because he's been sampling the hooch,e pluribus unum!!!

[tamla617]

this just in....
irish special forces [[they get a car and radio) stormed the 3rd floor of the john lewis department store in dublin when rumours spread that a salesman was prepared to do a deal with summer bed linen.

[144man]

Please do not read this sentence.

[tamla617]

you're too late i couldnt help it
or
your 2 lates,senior.incorrecto! una espresso cafe para mi y nescafe americain descafe nado para mi mohair

[144man]

The sentence was three years hard labour, increased to six after that last joke.

[moe]

The judge has the hooch because you gave it to him, R&B!!

Her come da judge.........

[144man]

The judge has ruled that we've all been canceled.

[arrr&bee]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,NO JUDGE WOULD DARE RULE IN THIS PLACE[because we don't actually exist shhhhhhhh]!!

[ralpht]

I think, therefore we're not......

[tamla617]

rodin didnt have this problem,he carved out a career with it

[144man]

...and even ended up on the Invictus label.

[tamla617]

was he in 8th day or general johnson's outfit?

[moe]

He was a part of nothing...........

[144man]

The Thinker is on every Invictus label.

The hole in the middle is Nothing.

[144man]

Ryan Giggs' anonymity has been CANCELed. [See Ryan Giggs on Wikipedia under Gagging Order]

According to the Internet, he's suffering from homesickness. Even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.

[tamla617]

what is miss wales real name?

you cant use kate,duchess of cambridge,she's a mrs wales!

[144man]

I Imogen that you know Miss Thomas was once Miss Wales.

[tamla617]

i got no imogenation 144,
or should that be 4-4-2

[moe]

442? That's an Olds muscle Car!!!

[144man]

442????? Oh, I get it ......football formation.

There wasn't a Tamla 617, was there? TMG617 was "Don't You Miss Me A Little Bit, Baby", which seems unlikely. If you use the code A=1, B=2 etc., Tamla 617 becomes Tamla Fag. Other than that I have no idea.

[tamla617]

wrong!
i couldnt use tamla as a password [[on another site)so i had to add something to it to get thru' the sign in stuff.
617 was the last 3 digits of my airforce number.so if i ever got captured by the germans and sent to oflag IVC at colditz i could give 'em my name,rank and number.in accordance with geneva convention rules..........then escape!just need some names for the tunnels any old tom,dick "n" harry 'll do!
i'm never going to forget my last 3,ever.
its also the number of the dambusters squadron.
while on the subject of fags,upload me a packet of 20!and for any american cousins reading this, a fag is english/british slang for a cigarette and not anything else.we speak the queens english proper like,cor strike a light miss mary!

[144man]

Well, that solves that one.

You'd better light up quick before they make it illegal.

[tamla617]

illegal is a sick bird

[moe]

Oh brother!

[144man]

The formula for the perfect joke is:

x = [[ fl + no ) /p,
where f is the funniness of the punch-line
i is the length of the build-up
n is the number of times someone falls over
o is the ouch factor of physical pain or social embarrassment
p is the number of groan-inducing puns.

[tamla617]

144man
not sure where this fits the equation.

how do you change a duck into a soul singer?

answer on next post

[tamla617]

put the duck in the oven at 200 deg.c

check on it after about an hour and you'll notice its bill withers

[ralpht]

That made me laugh, Tamla.

[144man]

That's a good one, Tamla.

Ducks are all very well, but don't most people like a goose every now and then?

[tamla617]

probably christmas!other than that i'm not getting drawn in to comment.

[arrr&bee]

all this jibberjabbin about what? hey i wasn't here a minute ago,where must i be hello i must be going opps this is no longer a working number!!!

[tamla617]

if you're thinking of using a supermarket dating service,dont!you'll end up with a bag for life

[arrr&bee]

if you're thinking of using a supermarket dating service,dont!you'll end up with a bag for lifeoh i see you've met my wife!

[tamla617]

the connection between a supermarket trolley and my wife?


they've both got a mind of their own.

[144man]

And who of us hasn't spent a night in the cells after being stopped by the police at midnight when bring wheeled home in a supermarket trolley by a friend after having had too much to drink?

[tamla617]

we ran off and left our mate behind [[by mistake i might add) we looked 'round just in time to see him wizzing across the road with him trying to abandon trolley.the curb stopped him and he fell out.the police took him home,no charges at all.
that was a suprise,as he was naked* covered in beer and feathers! well it was his stag night.



*i forgot to add he had his "shreds" on!

[arrr&bee]

Well well well...i don't know but three[wells]aren't too deep!!

[moe]

Beer and feathers, Tamla? I wish you would've taken a pic of that!! LOL

[tamla617]

i wasnt in any fit state myself.but i at least had on what i started in and not attached in anyway to a supermarket taxi.it was probably 1983 or 84,so no phone cameras.thank goodness.i couldnt cope with all that get hold of you any time world we got now.i like a bit of stealth.
but imagine foghorn leghorn with both eyes in one socket standing in a cage on wheels [[each one in different direction).when it hit the kerb he flew out like a lump followed by a stream of feathers,like a kfc astroid with a sidewalk and hedge salad

[arrr&bee]

i wasnt in any fit state myself.but i at least had on what i started in and not attached in anyway to a supermarket taxi.it was probably 1983 or 84,so no phone cameras.thank goodness.i couldnt cope with all that get hold of you any time world we got now.i like a bit of stealth.
But imagine foghorn leghorn with both eyes in one socket standing in a cage on wheels [[each one in different direction).when it hit the kerb he flew out like a lump followed by a stream of feathers,like a kfc astroid with a sidewalk and hedge saladwow you knew leghorn foghorn??tamla you know all the legends!

[tamla617]

and kfc is all leg ends,with a bit of seasoning

[arrr&bee]

and kfc is all leg ends,with a bit of seasoningthat leghorn,what a player,he's got all the chicks!

[moe]

and then some.........

[tamla617]

got it!its not a shed,he's got a chicken shack

[144man]

What about the Little Red Rooster?

[tamla617]

is that a spud?

[thelastsupreme]

:p 貴方達は愚か、楽しみでありではない。

[tamla617]

we might have been,we lost the thread ages ago.

i think you just ordered a taxi from star ferry to the chinese emporium,nathan road,hong kong, new territories,but i could be wrong

[thelastsupreme]

actually it means: "You guys are silly, but fun." in Japanese characters. I thought everyone here knew Japanese.

By the way; best thread. lol!

[tamla617]

i saw some japanese characters once in a film "the seven samurai"

question how many members of the military japanese noblility from the pre industrial age were there in the film

[144man]

actually it means: "You guys are silly, but fun." in Japanese characters. I thought everyone here knew Japanese.

By the way; best thread. lol!

Susaye,

You've made my day by honoring us with your presence.

Honoring us with your presents would be even better :)

[tamla617]

144man
if we do get some presents can you unwrap 'em for me please?i'm not allowed scissors/sharp implements

[moe]

144man,
How do we tell Susaye [[in Japanese) to come back here? She could be silly with us!!!

tamla,
No presents for you!

[thelastsupreme]

The honor is all mine. As for the present, it beats living in the past. ha! :D

And in answer to "the seven samurai" [[loved it! loved it!) question: "侍と忍者は知る由もない."

[144man]

Susaye,
The "TEST!!! Had this been an actual post" thread is just as silly as this one, and the"Just a chime" thread is getting that way. Welcome!

Moe,
Was the Vapors' "Turning Japanese" a US hit?

Tamla,
Do you remember in "Peanuts" when Peppermint Patty was persuaded to go to a School for the Gifted because she thought she would receive gifts there? After that she joined a school recommended by Snoopy, and it wasn't until the teacher gave her a bone that she realized she'd been enrolled in a Dog Obedience Class.

[tamla617]

no i dont,but reading that made me larf!

[tamla617]

lastsupreme

yeah,taxi to the china fleet club? or was that more "jap rap"

lookout! the kids got a katana.one flick with that and you are a burst fire hydrant

[westgrandboulevard]

Nice story about Peppermint Patty!

I had a great uncle who used really old, quaint English expressions and phrases. He told me how, when he was very young, he fell in love at first sight with Vera, the lady who was to become my great aunt, describing her as 'very fetching'.

When I asked another family member about that description, she sniffed, and said "Well, I always felt Vera resembled a retriever..."

[tamla617]

she had 4 legs and a dead pheasant full of lead shot in her mouth?

[westgrandboulevard]

Game for anything....

[tamla617]

and never stopped grousing

[moe]

144man,
Not sure about The Vapors but I get them occasionally..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh, how I used to suffer with them years ago, but now I only remember them faintly....

[thelastsupreme]

What! You guys never heard of Google translate?! Got my language skills from Google.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A widow.

Yeah, I said it.:cool:

[tamla617]

you did and it was a good one.

i have great translation skills,i have to comunicate with my wife and need to know what exactly she wants me to do.
trouble is 90% of it should have been done yesterday.

what really would be useful is a google translating crystal ball

[moe]

Don't you have a "Honey Do" list, Tamla?

[tamla617]

yeah,but she forgets the honey.


do,do,do c'mon and do the tango!

[moe]

Well, it takes two to tango............got your rose?

[tamla617]

just thorns!

[arrr&bee]

I had thorns once but they were too sticky so i put rubber tips on em!

[144man]

144man,
Not sure about The Vapors but I get them occasionally..........

The reason I mentioned the Vapors is that in their hit "Turning Japanese", it opens with an Oriental riff [the same one that's in Marvin Gaye's "When I Had Your Love"], which turns out to be - would you believe - in fact Chinese.

[arrr&bee]

I don't believe it,everybody knows that the oriental riffs are in sweden!

[tamla617]

the stockholm sound,the sound of young sweden.STOCKTOWN RECORDS

[moe]

Nooooooo...........they're on Stockton Street in San Francisco!!!

PS. Where is our beloved Supreme?

[144man]

Didn't you see her on Ralph's thread? She might have got locked in when he changed the locks.

[arrr&bee]

Sounds like you guys are stocking up,hehehehehehe!!

[moe]

........Maybe we are out back in your shed...........careful!!

[arrr&bee]

No moe...you be careful,the stuff in the shed is in it's experimental stage[hehehe]and very unpredictable,remember that nucleur meltdown some years back,well those folks thought the joke was on me...get my drift...[the skull an crossbones are more than just the family cress]i'll tell ya what moe,drop one drop on the ground[i dare ya]oh and if you do you might wanna stand back oh say a thousand miles or so...have fun!!

[tamla617]

arrr&bee
just to show what can happen..................check this out

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-14155464

the locals say this lot have been flogging it to corner shops [[7/11s over your way).it got methanol in it.great for fuel additives not vodka and highly flammable.

[moe]

Packs a punch.........

[tamla617]

i just tried some in a cocktail.........
my umbrella,ella,ella just melted along with the swizzle stick

[moe]

.......and knocked you on your dupa!

Still sounds ike R&B elixir!!

[arrr&bee]

Aww shucks folks ya makin me blush,hehehehe!!!

[moe]

You take it well, R&B.........
Hell, you take it anyway........straight up, on the rocks, ................

[tamla617]

and shipwrecked

yo ho ho and a bottle of rum

[thelastsupreme]

[QUOTE=moe;54938]144man,
How do we tell Susaye [[in Japanese) to come back here? She could be silly with us!!!

ここに戻ってSusaye来る :p

I had to leave for a while. Silliness was spreading to the masses.

There should be popcorn. Definitely. And no more alcohol for you guys. Good thing I don't drink, cause somebody's gotta drive you guys to the SillyAsylum. You know they're silly, cause they gave me the keys!

[moe]

Welcome back Susaye!!!!!!!!!!!

[arrr&bee]

and shipwrecked

yo ho ho and a bottle of rumrum????that weak stuff,real pirates drink only 1000% hooch[including the ones in pittsburgh]!!

[tamla617]

royal navy rum,like treacle.it was mixed with warm/hot water.oops have i said a bad word r n b?

[moe]

R&B...........I do think the Pittsburgh Pirates got a hold of your hooch because they've been playing better than they have been in years!!

[arrr&bee]

r&b...........i do think the pittsburgh pirates got a hold of your hooch because they've been playing better than they have been in years!!

moe have you been listening,didn't i say that this wonderful elixir is good for america and the pirates of pittsburgh,hehehe!!!

[moe]

R&B, I think the Pirates stopped drinking it...........

[tamla617]

the pirates are out of their skull [[and cross bones)

[moe]

...............and they're out of luck!!

[144man]

...especially the dead pirate who had 15 men on his chest!

[moe]

...........but a bottle of rum [[i.e in this case hooch)

[144man]

Yes, a case of hooch trumps a bottle of rum...bring it on.

[arrr&bee]

Hello...hi there...hey yo...whazzup...i must be going...am i gone yet only time will tell,is it me or does time have a big mouth!!

[tamla617]

only if a politician is wearing a watch!