cancel

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,good one tamla,i see you haven't lost your touch....what were you saying!!!????

[tamla617]

my watch has a life time guarantee.when the main spring breaks [[its very old btw) it will burst thru the casing and slash my wrist.

[moe]

Slash? Isn't he that guitarist?

[tamla617]

slashwrist guitarist?............thats catchy

[moe]

Interesting music...........wouldn't you say Tamla?

[arrr&bee]

Has anyone noticed that the ratings for this post is going down,we may get canceled for real maybe our fifteen seconds are up....well better crank up the[hoochmobile]and drink on into the sunset!!!

[tamla617]

i just let it go down so long before i give it,chimes and the other mad house a jack up!you cant cancel a cancel,or can you?

[arrr&bee]

Well according to the chancellor of cancelation...you may be canceled if-any and all interest in the interested parties become intangled and intertwined in the mundane interelations of the mostly ignored interest absorbed in the underrelated uninteresting interesting instigation thereforth and herein unsubstanciated at any point in correlated unbiased interest.

[moe]

So, this is all your fault, R&B!

[tamla617]

Well according to the chancellor of cancelation...you may be canceled if-any and all interest in the interested parties become intangled and intertwined in the mundane interelations of the mostly ignored interest absorbed in the underrelated uninteresting interesting instigation thereforth and herein unsubstanciated at any point in correlated unbiased interest.

thats what i thought!

[moe]

Yep............uh huh!

[arrr&bee]

Huh???i try to keep the insanity going and this is the thanks i get,well i never...but i might!!!

[144man]

well i never...but i might!!!

You usually do.

[arrr&bee]

Awww shucks i'm speechless!!

[tamla617]

now i dont believe that

[arrr&bee]

now i dont believe thatbut tamla i am speechless,i don't have a single speech on me i have some nice lint in my pockets but no speeches!!

[moe]

But you could probably give us all a good deal on some hooch!

[arrr&bee]

Anything for you moe!

[arrr&bee]

Um gang have you noticed that we're slippin in the ratings here,we're slipping faster than herman cain and he's sellin pizza,maybe we better get a gimmick like umm lets see oh i got it a free elephant ride to ralph's house and hooch flavored kooaid for the kiddies..whatcha think???

[pshark]

You think we can break the Word Association #15 record by today?
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Word Association #15
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[arrr&bee]

Um maybe we shouldn't mess with doug's word thing,we'd never get within sniffin distance,besides i got these nice elephants all lined up for the ride to raplh's house ok who's first up don't be shy!!

[ajk93]

Elephants to Ralph's house??? How much Saturday night partying have you already done arrr&bee??

[arrr&bee]

WHOOOO,MEEE[BURP,HICCUP]I HAVEN'T HAVE A SLOP ALL FLIGHT,I DON'T DRUNK ON THE SATURDEE NIGHT[HUCCUP,BURP]I'M JUST CELEBRATING THE END OF WAYLIGHT SPENDING TIME OR SUMPIN LIKE THAT[HUCCUP,BURP]LUUK ARE WE GONNA RIDE THESE EMAPHANTS OR NOT CAUSE THEY ARE SWAYIN BACK AND FORTH[i think they're drunk]DARNED EMAPHANTS BEEN IN MY HOOCH STASH NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO DRIVE EM HOME CAUSE THEY IN NO CONDITION TO DRIVE THEMSELVES[i think they drunk]TELL RALPH WE STILL COMIN BUT I'M DRIVIN CAUSE THESE EMAPHANTS IS BEEN DRUNKEN AND THEY AIN'T DRIVIN I THE ONLIEST ONE WHO GONNA DRIVE TONIGHT[OR TODAY WHICHEVER COMES FIRST-BURP,HICCUP]...HEY WHO MOVED THE ROAD????HICCUP-BURP!!!!!

[ajk93]

I suppose we oughta take arrr&bee outa our running for designated driver. I'm not capable of
steering those darned elephants, so I guess we'll have to crash at Ralph's house.

[ralpht]

Whats a few elephants, c'mon over.....

[arrr&bee]

Oooo what a hangover,what happened??? Umm ralph why am i sitting in the middle of the road surrounded with peanut shells???

[ralpht]

Well, your elephants are no longer hungry...

[arrr&bee]

Has anyone noticed that we are at the top of the charts today after almost being[canceled]hehehe!!

[ajk93]

Oooo what a hangover,what happened??? Umm ralph why am i sitting in the middle of the road surrounded with peanut shells???

Careful arrr&bee!!! That's how "Chuckles" died, by a rogue elephant!!!
"A Little Song, A Little Dance, A Little Seltzer Down Your Pants"

[moe]

Cancel?? No No No..........

Hooch again, R&B?

[arrr&bee]

shhhhh not so loud mo i got a killer hangover,what decade is it...what elephants?????

[moe]

The elephants that jumped on Ralph's couch........

[144man]

There haven't been any posts here for a while.
Anyone would think this thread has been canceled.

[arrr&bee]

I go away on a short hooch induced holiday and all this talk about cancelation...we were never actually here were we?????

[arrr&bee]

Well once again i have to start a letter writing campain to save this post[well not actually letters just sort of me]who's with me keep those letters coming [well maybe not actual letters but maybe a single word???]repeat after me...save this post-save this post..don't cancel the cancel...save this post!!!

[moe]

I'll throw in a word or two.....

[144man]

Don't lose the thread...

[tamla617]

we lost this thread a long time ago.never mind i found one half way down page 2 of this forum.
the royal society for the protection of lost threads is under worked and needs something to do!

[144man]

The society has lost its royal warrant. It's just called SPLoT now.

[tamla617]

you mean HRH has lost the splot?

[144man]

Wanting to lose Splott [[in Cardiff) is understandable; but losing Scotland would be extremely careless of Her Majesty's government.

[arrr&bee]

We're a splot now...oh i always wanted a splot when i was a kid we couldn't afford one all the other kids would get a splot for xmas and all i got was a lump of coal,but i knew that if i lived right i would have my own splot...yippppeeeeee!!!

[moe]

Still.............no splot for you!!!!!!!!

[tamla617]

moe
should that read
splot.............no still for you [[this is arr&bee we're talking about)

[144man]

"Join an incredible adventure through Fairyland as Splot tries to save all the stars and restore them back to the skies." [Frozenbyte Inc.]

[arrr&bee]

Don't tell me that the[splots]are going belly up to!!!

[144man]

They just don't know splot to do next.

[moe]

Maybe they just don't know SPLOT..............

[arrr&bee]

I just heard that[splots]are going cheap and now is a good time to get one or two and i'm gonna get mine while they're cheap.

[144man]

I'm hoping to win some in the splottery.

[arrr&bee]

Hey is being a splot the same as a blimp on the radar screen??? And do they use the goodyear blimp or the one driven by snoopy?[what a dog]!!

[144man]

They use the one that's in the film, "Some Like It Splot".

[arrr&bee]

Hey i remember that flick,where the splots dressed up as commas and snuck into the exclamation point convention...what a movie,they don't make em like that anymore!!

[arrr&bee]

And now a word from our sponsors......!

[144man]

SPLOT Becomes of the Broken Hearted?

[arrr&bee]

Say,isn't this post up for a[golden turkey award]this year...for those of you unformiliar with the[golden turkey awards]they're the exact opposite of the oscars and if it's anything we are over here it's the opposite!

[144man]

I'm in a helpless situation,
Because of this thread's cancellation.
It's just causing such frustration,
And I'm suffering much negation.
Since it's been gone I've been crying...crying..crying...crying...

[with apologies to HDH, Kim Weston, the Four Tops, and anyone unlucky enough to read this]

[arrr&bee]

CANCELLATION??? HOW CAN YOU CANCEL SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? BUT HERE WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE[TAKE THAT 60 MINUTES]HEHEHEHEHEHEHE...[oh boy here we go,Jai come away from here this instant and stop your nonsense]..SHUT UP VOICE, YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN[Jai you're hopeless]..AIN'T IT THE TRUTH,AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!

[tamla617]

i cancelled the milk,papers,sky tv subscription.i ended up thirsty,ill informed and found i had 12 hours more to do things i didnt know needed doing.i cancelled a flight ticket once,then i remembered i was still the other side of the world and not at home. i did get home eventually but only to find my house on fire,obviously i couldnt use the land line so i went for the phone in my pocket only then did i remember that i'd cancelled the phone contract just after i'd used the phone to cancel my house insurance.the fire was caused by a faulty gas boiler i'd cancelled the boiler servicing agreement,the fire brigade found the renewall notice and nothing else [[in the debris of "chez nous") except the "chez nous" sign that hung over the front door.so now you cant blame me for not wanting to see things cancelled.

[moe]

There's no way we could cancel this!

[tamla617]

i dont know.ask pshark he started it!

[arrr&bee]

there's no way we could cancel this!this what???we never knew what this is,if it is actually here how do we know for sure this could be a test pattern running all this time just to test us,but if this was an actual test we would be in the other post[are you as confused as i am??]and if you answer the question i just posted would it be here or canceled????hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????

[juicefree20]

All of these months later & I still haven't figured out how to cancel this confounded thread!

[moe]

Well if you don't know than I don't know......

[144man]

Isn't that a Sam & Dave record?

[destruction]

Nol.....it's the hole in the Sam and Dave record.

[moe]

You sure it's not the hole in your head, Des???

[144man]

If it takes 10 men 30 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 15 men to dig half a hole?

[moe]

Are they Polish?

[tamla617]

If it takes 10 men 30 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 15 men to dig half a hole?

what if they dont wear watches,they wouldnt know how long they'd been digging...........and if they were blindfolded they wouldnt know how many diggers there were.
not only that they would probably have killed a few because blindfolds and pitch forks is a lethal combination.
i've just decided this was a flawed question.

if 15 men had pnuematic drills they'd be quicker at killing each other too but the hole would be smaller.

and who are these people that make sure they've completed the correct depth in the time period allowed?
and what does it matter what kind of shoe polish they use?
i've used the word "and" many times because many ands make light work! where are the lights? down the hole or overhead?
have you got any easier questions,you know,the kind i know the answer to.

[144man]

Well, I always thought there wasn't such a thing as half a hole until the following happened:

A large hole mysteriously appeared in the middle of a main road in London's West End. The London Borough of Westminster sent workmen to fill it in, but they found out that the boundary with the City of Westminster ran through the middle of the road. They therefore proceeded to fill in only the half a hole that lay on their side of the boundary, leaving the other half a hole on the Westminster side unfilled.

So there is such a thing as half a hole; but I wholly believe they should have filled in the whole hole.

[tamla617]

there you go................................ blindfolded council workers.
did any die?
all that detail and no mention of the manhours

[moe]

Hey, I agree hole heartedly.............

[tamla617]

that was on the by-pass moe?

[arrr&bee]

I tried to dig down to the devil when i was a kid,but halfway down i found a[for sale]sign so i stopped!!

[moe]

That's right: don't sell yourself short..........

[144man]

It's a month since the last post here. Anyone would think this thread had been cancelled.

[moe]

Really? I didn't notice........or maybe I did

[juicefree20]

Man...

I thought that I canceled this thread ages ago. I guess not!

Carry on!!! :)

[moe]

That's just what we'll do, Juice..........until we're cancelled...............again

[tamla617]

see post 1

[tamla617]

post deleted

from post#1

here we go again!

[144man]

where's everyone gone?
its like walking 'round an empty house,i dont like it.
think i'll go next door to the TEST thread,mad as a box of frogs in there .cant switch the lights off,no power.i'll just leave the door ajar,see who turns up!

Do you ever get that feeling that you've been somewhere before?

[tamla617]

deja vu?i think thats the 2nd time you said that

[moe]

Deja who? I don't know him...........

[tamla617]

yeah you do.he was in groundhog day

[144man]

where's everyone gone?
its like walking 'round an empty house,i dont like it.
think i'll go next door to the TEST thread,mad as a box of frogs in there .cant switch the lights off,no power.i'll just leave the door ajar,see who turns up!

Do you ever get that feeling that you've been somewhere before?

[moe]

Where have I been?

[tamla617]

check your sat nav moe.go to menu and look up recents!

be careful tho' mine told my my average speed was 89 mph.lies!i was parked with the hand brake on.can i get my money back?

[moe]

I know you want your money back, Tamla, but they might cancel you.......

[tamla617]

they'd have to find me 1st!my sat nav aint got a clue

[moe]

..........and you might not, either............
But then, neither do I...........

[tamla617]

according to the top of this page...............i'm in soulfuldetroit!

[arrr&bee]

You folks are strange....good i'm in the right place!!

[tamla617]

you are. welcome back r&b!

[moe]

Have you been out in the shed, R&B?

[arrr&bee]

Actually i kept waking up behind it...darn hooch!!!

[tamla617]

if you're behind, viewed from behind you,you're in front.you're neighbors behind your house would say whats that bloke doing lying down in front of that shed,your next door neighbor would say what bloke i cant see anybody.already you are causing an argument between your neighbors.nosey bloody neighbors r n b i'd move if i were you.

[144man]

But if you were Jai, who would be you? My head hurts.

[moe]

There's no one like R&B.......

[arrr&bee]

Aww shucks folks i'm speechless...anybody got a speech i can borrow til next tuesday???

[tamla617]

hows this one for ya r&b?

there is no cover up in the whitehouse..............richard milhous nixon

[moe]

How bout: "I did not have sex with that lady.........Lewinsky"

[tamla617]

i never accused you moe!

or have i miss read? is it lady lew in sky?what is she? an air hostess? right, i want an aisle seat over the wing please!

[moe]

Tamla,
Do you know miss read? I didn't think you knew her.....
I'll bet R&B does......

[tamla617]

Tamla,
Do you know miss read? I didn't think you knew her.....
I'll bet R&B does......

i'll bet he does to,but what exactly does he do?

[moe]

Who? Miss read or R&B?

[tamla617]

who?sounds like a case for CSI-SDF.you can be grissom moe,i'll be in horatio's size 9's.....look right,look up,raybans on,exit stage left!

[moe]

Yeah, you need to exit.........and didn't one of those CSI shows get "cancelled?"

[destruction]

50 million Elvis fans have voted on the internet to cancel CSI-SDF.......in an exit poll.

[tamla617]

upper or lower case x?

or digital finger print?

[moe]

Upper case, Tamla..............those Elvis fans can get pretty testy!

[destruction]

Upper case, Tamla..............those Elvis fans can get pretty testy!

You tell em moe......keep pointing that finger at us....and we'll get testicle and go nuts..... over nothing ..... like Tossaint McCall.

[moe]

Well, if you must..........

[144man]

Universal must NOT cancel the"Cellarful of Motown!" series.

[arrr&bee]

Well i'm glad that in all this gray area[hehe]this great post is still here...[psss it is still here isn't it??? I'm not too sure i haven't been cancelled myself]!!!

[moe]

Not yet, R&B, but you're sure using a lot of "Labor" thinking about it!
Or did you "cancel" Labor Day in your head?

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds like Labor in vain, Moe.......

[moe]

Sure wasn't a Labor of Love, WestGrand............:)

[westgrandboulevard]

No Moe, certainly not like it was on the day I was born. And I've not been cancelled yet.

Hello? Hello?? Anybody there......?

[moe]

Not really...........none of us..........

[westgrandboulevard]

OK, I'll talk to myself. At least I'll get the right answers....:)

[moe]

And you'll be right everytime!!

[arrr&bee]

No you won't be right every time i tried that once and i was always wrong or at least confused...i'm getting confused just typing this but not as you are at reading it doe that make any sense at all...no??? Good i'm in the right place...moe turn out the light when you leave!!!

[moe]

I'm not leaving, R&B.................and neither is anyone else...........right West Grand? Tamla? Hello? Hello?

[westgrandboulevard]

Oh I'm definitely still here Moe, just quietly thinking to myself.......

Do you think we could rival the 'Word Association' thread [[do y'know, someone on there is actually using my name...) and start a 'Thought Association' thread...?

But first, you'll need to guess what I'm actually thinking, of course.....

[moe]

Using your name, Westgrand? I hope not in vain!!

[arrr&bee]

oh i'm definitely still here moe, just quietly thinking to myself.......

Do you think we could rival the 'word association' thread [[do y'know, someone on there is actually using my name...) and start a 'thought association' thread...?

But first, you'll need to guess what i'm actually thinking, of course.....thinking??who started that??be careful with that we start thinking and someone will actually say something that makes sense and we will get cancelled......thinking?????

[tamla617]

think.it aint illegal yet!

i watched a bad copy of "titanic" the esses sounded like tee aiches.are we thinking captain?
thinking?we might be. get a life jacket on woman.big breaths girl.oh thankyou captain.

[westgrandboulevard]

tamla617

[[Ah....do y'mean...as in "Yes, and I'm only thixteen...." - ??!:o)

No, I was quietly 'thinking' ....that there would no difference between everyone here staying but remaining silent.....or if we all left.

There would still be a great big echo in here - which made me think that it could come in very handy.....

[moe]

Why would we all leave?

I'm thinking..........:confused:

[westgrandboulevard]

OK! So we're all still here, in this 'empty' thread. Lots of room, big echo.

Well, that makes it a bit like a virtual Hitsville studio....

[144man]

I'm not here.

[tamla617]

tamla617

[[Ah....do y'mean...as in "Yes, and I'm only thixteen...." - ??!:o)

No, I was quietly 'thinking' ....that there would no difference between everyone here staying but remaining silent.....or if we all left.

There would still be a great big echo in here - which made me think that it could come in very handy.....

i might have done!

[tamla617]

woman goes to the doctors for a full check up.after the doctor has finished.he tells her to get dressed.while she's doing that.he tells her she has acute angina.she pokes her head 'round the curtain smiling and says." nice of you say that,thankyou doctor"!

[arrr&bee]

woman goes to the doctors for a full check up.after the doctor has finished.he tells her to get dressed.while she's doing that.he tells her she has acute angina.she pokes her head 'round the curtain smiling and says." nice of you say that,thankyou doctor"!haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,i think we're good for another season!!

[tamla617]

GAME ON!
what we playing?i can be a wicket keeper,wide reciever,center forward,pitcher,bowler,scrum half,goal keeper.gimme a sport any sport.i know ,safety car driver from formula one.they aint got that in NASCAR! bet you like that r&b,all based on hooch shifters runnin' from the sheriff's crew!

[moe]

Someone better think hard and fast as to what we're playing because I don't wanna get cancelled!

[arrr&bee]

Hey i just remembered...we're not sanctioned by be here we have no sponsors..i mean who in thier right or wrong mind would sponsor us[hehehe]so we should be good because this place is the backside of the[twilight zone]!!!

[144man]

Have they cancelled the cancellation again? Have we got a reprieve?

[arrr&bee]

Reprieve!!?????i ain't signing one those things again,last time i wound up married..on the lighter side i was staggering around the back yard the other night and looked up at the cancellations but i couldn't figure out which one was us!!!

[moe]

Have a Milky Way, R&B, and think about t some more.......

[arrr&bee]

have a milky way, r&b, and think about t some more.......hey moe you're right and i'll do just that as soon as i remember where i put my house..now as i remeber it i staggered out[or did my wife put me out????]anyhow i can't find my house...i think i lost my mind too...hey moe let me get back to you!!!!

[moe]

Are you Lost In Space or what?

[westgrandboulevard]

Watch this space, Moe.....:)

[arrr&bee]

are you lost in space or what?i'm ok now moe,the little ant next door showed me the way home!!

[moe]

So you're tired and want to go to bed?

[arrr&bee]

Bed???? Haaaaaaa there's hooch to be made....and sampled,yummmmm!!!

[arrr&bee]

I heard that the[fcc]wanted to pull the plug,but some masked man[hero]hid the plug and left in it's place an empty jug with the letter[h]burned on it...who is this mysterious masked avenger and how do we thank him for saving us from a fate worst than common sense....between you and me i think he's someone from right here at[sdf]....could be[stu]or[144man]or[ralph]...who is this hero?????

[144man]

It wasn't me. I've been too zonked out on Mountain Dew.

[arrr&bee]

You know,it could be a female[hmmmmm-moe???tamla???]they been mighty quiet lately hmmmmmmm?????!!!

[moe]

You said the letter [[h)......................

Could it be hooch man?:confused:

Or hoochie mama??:confused:

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe that's good,you know if this[sdf]thing don't work out you could be one of them detectionaries you know like[sherlec hemes]keep up the god work moe,we'll solve this mystery one day....hmmm who is this masked hero?????

[moe]

I have no idea, R&B. I've been stuck in the rain at Heinz Field.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just wondering if there were different varieties of rain at Heinz Field, moe?

[moe]

Some harder than most, westgrand.........

[westgrandboulevard]

I'll pore over that comment, moe. And we've a Queen here in the UK, who's going to reign all day.

Stay out of your heavy rain. Am thinking of you...

[tamla617]

Hienz field? I wondered where he'd bean!
Gotta go to the can man!

[moe]

Going to the can man are words for Sister Mary Elephant [[CLASS.......CLASS........SHUDDUP!)

[144man]

Isn't the Elephant the symbol of the Republican party and the Donkey that of the Democrats?
I've heard that the elephant represents the weight and the donkey the intelligence of the average American voter. [Have I Got News for You, BBC1 satire]

[moe]

That's a good one, 144man!

[tamla617]

well spotted moe! from the their big bamboo lp.

[moe]

Thanks tamla..........wondered where you've been.

[tamla617]

i was watching an indian movie,but its really boring.

[arrr&bee]

isn't the elephant the symbol of the republican party and the donkey that of the democrats?
I've heard that the elephant represents the weight and the donkey the intelligence of the average american voter. [have i got news for you, bbc1 satire]hey... What's this elephant stuff[is ralph away???]maybe our masked hero rides an elephant!!![hey batman has his batmobile]who is this masked avenger on an elephant?????!!

[arrr&bee]

i was watching an indian movie,but its really boring.tamla???you watching indian movies[india-elephants]the letter[h]not[hooch]but[hindu]who worship elephants.....i got it tamla is our masked avenger,good for you tamla,and i like the way you used[h]to throw everybody off!!!!

[tamla617]

i wanted to be the masked avenger,but the ears are smaller then the african pachyderm and mask kept slipping down.couldnt see where it was going and took out down town new dehli.[[thats not where you get your favourite cheese,meat etc. either!)
then i realised i was the one that was supposed to wear the mask,solved,only i hadnt reduced the mask circumference. i was completely blinded by the sheet sized mask i and crashed thru' the night market in goa.i got expelled from india.i gave up the fight against crime and started going on forums.i havent seen one roman yet,where did they all go?

[moe]

They all went roman.........

[arrr&bee]

i wanted to be the masked avenger,but the ears are smaller then the african pachyderm and mask kept slipping down.couldnt see where it was going and took out down town new dehli.[[thats not where you get your favourite cheese,meat etc. Either!)
then i realised i was the one that was supposed to wear the mask,solved,only i hadnt reduced the mask circumference. I was completely blinded by the sheet sized mask i and crashed thru' the night market in goa.i got expelled from india.i gave up the fight against crime and started going on forums.i havent seen one roman yet,where did they all go?wow,what an adventure all i ever do is walk my[pet peeve]around the block..oh and by the way those romans got smart and went into the sports business-superbowls i-ii-iii-iv-v-vi...you get the idea!!!

[tamla617]

The colosseum?we could go 'round in circles all day discussing this.

[moe]

Only in our chariots, tamla........where's Ben Hur when you need him?

[arrr&bee]

Last time i saw[ben hur]he was tryin to sell some used charriots to[ben gay]who after a test drive said]i'll be doggone]but didn't buy one and neither did[ben franklin]who couldn't drive and fly his kite at the same time.

[moe]

Didn't they all end up in Bengazhi?
Just asking.......

[arrr&bee]

I don't know,but the last i heard ol[ben hur]was riding around the[ponderosa]trying to fing[ben cartwright]!!!

[tamla617]

ben hur confused me,not when i was watching it.the next time i saw him he was in a pigeon that took rome,a pigeon against the etruscans finest i ask you!then he was 55 days at peking.how did he get that much holiday?rome was full of chinese and no take aways.if that wasnt confusing enough ben hur also went to spain and called himself El cid,the romans were on holiday on a spanish beach.blimey this ben hur gets around,how did he get to khartoum?barabas followed him there too and killed him,no he didnt it was a lie because i saw him in place full of monkeys and gorillas a few years later and he was on the beach [[more vacations)again only this time the statue of liberty was lying on the sand.now after that i never believe films.the statue of liberty was destroyed by a tsunami,but you'll have to wait for that,because its the day after tomorrow.

ps dont trust a time lord,they dont know what day it is.

[moe]

I really don't think so, R&B. I think ole Ben Hur was headed for Benihanna!

[144man]

I hope he was feeling benevolent, Moe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Wild horses couldn't keep him away.....

[moe]

Or wait! Maybe he was skeddaddling because of the Benefiber! Who knows?

[144man]

Moe suggested I started drinking Jai's hooch. All my brain cells have now been cancelled.

[moe]

.........and that's the way it should be!! You might as well join the rest of us!!

[144man]

Sounds good to me.

[arrr&bee]

Hehehe,hey 144man have the numbness[or is that the dumbness]started yet?...has your heart rate decreased[or stopped]?...has rigor set in[don't worry it'll pass-i hope hehe]?..has you tougue turned grey?...does your head swivel[360]degrees[i bet you thought that special effects made lida blair do it in the exorcist....nope]...is hair growing from between your teeth[it'll past...i think-hehehe]?....well then you're almost there my friend...hooch forever!!!

[144man]

Where am I ?

[moe]

See that R&B? He's beginning to morph into one of us!!:)

[arrr&bee]

Hehehehehehehehe!!!

[moe]

Or did 144man morph into one of Santa's elves? Hey, 144man, can I tell you what I want for Christmas?

[arrr&bee]

Hey moe who do you think supples santa[yes he's real]with the fuel for his slegh??

[tamla617]

Happy Christmas you nutters!
Enjoy yourselves and I hope you have a great 2013!

[144man]

Or did 144man morph into one of Santa's elves? Hey, 144man, can I tell you what I want for Christmas?

Only if you've been good all year.

[westgrandboulevard]

Moe's not been good since she wore her christening robe....:rolleyes:

[moe]

THAT.........is very true Westgrand!!!

[144man]

I suspected as much!

[tamla617]

144
You're always a suspect!

[westgrandboulevard]

Hmmmm, but does he have any convictions??!

[144man]

Only for riding in a supermarket trolley without a licence while under the influence of hooch.

[westgrandboulevard]

I regularly meet your sort in the markdown aisle:)

[144man]

Anyone who gets me is getting a bargain.

[westgrandboulevard]

Hurry now, while stocks last!:)

[144man]

If you put me in the stocks, I just love the taste of rotten tomatoes...

[tamla617]

Better get over here then, our bins full of them

[moe]

There is no stock in that remark, 144man!!

[144man]

That's just my stock answer, moe.

[westgrandboulevard]

If I poured cold water on your reply, you could find yourself in a stew....

[144man]

Did you hear about the hyena who fell in a pot of boiling water and made a laughing stock of himself?

[westgrandboulevard]

No, but I have now!

I did pull up at some traffic lights yesterday, alongside a vehicle recovery truck. The driver was hysterical, both laughing and crying at the same time.

I thought "He's heading for a breakdown..."

[144man]

Danger Heartbreak Dead Ahead - the Marvelettes

Oops! This isn't the Word Association thread.

[westgrandboulevard]

No, it's not but since we're here... Moving Violation! - Jackson 5....

Hmmmm. I wonder where moe, tamla617 and arrr&bee have got to.

And, does a group of members on a thread called 'Cancel' have a future....

[moe]

As long as we don't cancel each other, westgrand.........

[westgrandboulevard]

We'll be just fine, as long as we don't conceal each other.

Right on, brothers and sisters.....

[moe]

Let's hope the others catch up with us, westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

That depends on which direction you're looking, moe.

Who are those figures I see ahead of us, in the distance??

[arrr&bee]

Hey this is the only place where you can go back in time and still not know what's up...or down,hehehehehehehehehe!!!

[moe]

......or flat on your ass!! Happy New Year guys!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Might as well relax while you're there, 'cos you can't fall any further...

Happy New Year! :)

[144man]

And when you've reached the bottom there's only one way to go.............sideways!

Happy New Year,

And a message to any surviving Mayans, The end of the world has been cancelled.

[westgrandboulevard]

Maybe the Mayans will read your message, and issue a statement of regret at the cancellation of the end of the world - or maybe they will simply postpone it...

[144man]

Just as long as they don't cancel the cancellation.

[westgrandboulevard]

Or call the 'calling-off' off.....

[144man]

They might do eether or eyether. Let's call the whole thing off.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, let's live a little instead......:)

[moe]

Definitely.............before another cancellation!

[westgrandboulevard]

The first week of 2013 has now passed.

Since 2013 has evidently not yet been cancelled, how's it going with everyone here?

[144man]

I've already written a cheque with the wrong date on it; but it was the day I had got wrong - not the year.

[westgrandboulevard]

If you could choose a perfect year, which one would it be?

[144man]

1966...the year I left school. That was all my teachers' perfect year as well.

Also Motown was at its peak.

[arrr&bee]

66 does it for me too,the last great carefree year...after that everything got.....[gulp]cancelled!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I remember 1966 fondly too. Was just living for the day, without plans for that day, tomorrow or the future.

Listening to the music while doing homework. I barely started some of the homework, but have never finished listening to the music. Can't help but think I got my priorities right.....

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaa,hey westgrand i still haven't finished my homework!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't worry arrr&bee, your teachers are all long dead....:)

[arrr&bee]

Now you tell me,i've been sitting over in the corner with this silly dunce hat on maybe i can take it off now!!

[westgrandboulevard]

We just thought your teacher had said spelling wasn't your strongest talent- and told you to try casting spells....

[arrr&bee]

I recall the teacher said to spell relief and wrote-h-o-o-c-h !!

[westgrandboulevard]

If anyone ever finds you under the influence, we now know where it comes from...:)

[arrr&bee]

Hey west you got good answers,did we spend time in the looney bin...opps-er-ahem-hehe..the institute for better understanding of chemical dependancy,together??

[westgrandboulevard]

Not at the same time..but it's true I've needed restrainment in my time..... from becoming too dependent on little pieces of vinyl that bore the name ' Motown Record Corporation' on each of 'em.. would they count as 'chemical' - ?:)

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaa,i just recently learned that the gordy motto[it's what in the grooves that count]isn't part of the u.s.constitution....it should be!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Habit-forming music should do us no harm - and no need to carry a health warning on the sleeve....except availability of music in sleeves is slowly becoming a rarity!

[arrr&bee]

As duke ellington once said-music is my mistress...i've been called many things-devient-rat-alcholic-drunko-menice-wild-sad-happy-fool-good for nothing..it's a long list and i answer to em all but the one i'm the most proud of is-musicaholic!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Good! I'm glad you have your priorities in the right order LOL

[moe]

If that's the case R&B we shouldn't get cancelled!!

[144man]

We would only get cancelled if we misbehaved, and which of us would do that?

[westgrandboulevard]

There may now be rather a long silence....................

[144man]

.........................

[westgrandboulevard]

"Hi Mr DJ! Do you take requests, please? You DO! Oh well, I'd just like to hear Simon & Garfunkel's 'The Sound Of Silence' please...."

............................

[moe]

Silence is Golden.................:)

[arrr&bee]

It's so quiet in here i can almost hear what's left of my brains cells trying to tell me something...whew no it's just the patient in the next room talking to himself.

[westgrandboulevard]

No it isn't!

It's a mirror......:)

[arrr&bee]

Had a mirror once,but the guy in it kept drinkin my hooch so i chased him away and broke the mirror.

[westgrandboulevard]

And there was me thinking it was only humans that were left shattered after your hooch.....