Quote Originally Posted by sansradio View Post
"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley
When I lived in Jersey, there was a sign in a local establishment that read:

Our credit manager's name is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.