Oh, and the Iowa caucuses were last evening, and, as expected the Spawn of Satan won. I was surprised to see that Ronnie D nosed out Nikki H, but I should have realized that if push came to shove, Republicans would never vote for a woman. Being the anti-abortion crowd, this is something they'd never be able to do, since in their minds women are simply vessels that need to be tolerated, even if they have an opinion.
So, the Iowa caucus was held on Monday, and while most media outlets are only reporting that Trump won, they're failing to essential information, like only 14% of eligible Republicans attended them, or if you want a head count, around 110,000. Believe me when I tell you, the MAGA cult showed up in force, which is not really a good thing for Donnie the Orange Anus. This is bad for him in several respects: he won by getting 51% of the vote, which means 49% voted for someone else. Ouch! There is no landslide when 49% of Republicans vote for someone else because this fracture represents the Republican party. 86% of the voters stayed home, was this because they resigned themselves to the fact that he was going to win, so there was not need to brave the cold? And if they were this apathetic about the caucuses, will they be any different in November? I would not be surprised if there was some serious consternation in the Trump Camp, 51% is not a landslide, only 110,000 showed up, and having only 56,000 of those people vote for you is not a landslide. I find it interesting that the media has not pounced on these essential facts.
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And I saw that rumors are flying that Elise Stefanik is in the running Trump's vice president. This is what she's been dreaming of for quite some time. She's dumb as a brick. She's put no consideration what so ever into what hoops Trump will make her jump through should he give her the nod. Nope. She's just thinking of the title, and the power her dark, little heart beats for. You do have to admit that for Trump World, she is more than qualified, being the one member of Congress to endorse George Santos. You all remember George, don't you? The 6th member of Congress to be expelled because of corruption. Elise and Donny would truly be a match made in political Hell.
Black is Black
So, it seems there is nothing that a candidate won't say to get ahead in this country.
That cunt - yes, I said it, Nikki Haley had the fucking nerve to say, "No, we're — we're not a racist country. Brian. We've never been a racist country."
I'm surprised she didn't choke on her fried chicken, ham-hocks and watermelon when she got out that statement.
I'm surprised she wasn't fashioning a noose out of a confederate flag during the interview, to be honest.
Of course, Haley's Nimarata Randhawa's very next statement was that she faced racism growing up "but I can tell you today is a lot better than it was."
Well, which is it, hon?? How can you "face racism" if it didn't exist?
She's "from" South Carolina, so, you have to help bury that critical race theory so her state and every other one it touches doesn't look so black hating / lynching because not only are they deniers, but she wants their vote.
Needs their vote.
BTW Nimarata, there is an entire lynching museum over in Alabama you might want to check out. Or the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Or maybe talk to any other person of colour other than your mirror.
And I hate that BLOTUS thinks like me [[or I like him), but I had raised the flag for the Dems to use Haley's actual name every time they could - especially regarding anything race related. Yes, I get its baiting. Yes, I get its profiling. But what the fuck do you think the GOP has done for decades?? Longer, even.
But here is BLOTUS, using her full name. And yes, it is a racist dog whistle.
I mean, if we were a racist nation. Which we're not. Nimarata says so.
And, of course, quite a few people were speculating about the sores on Trump's hand. What sores, you ask? These sores.
Some were speculating that they might a secondary symptom of Syphilis. Nope. Personally, I think the most obvious answer is that this is what happens when you shake hands with the devil, since there has to be some physical manifestation of selling him your soul.
Cela a été tout un voyage.Merci d'être venu longtemps.
And the jury has returned an $83.3 million verdict against the pu**y grabber. Even odds say that he'll give her another reason to sue him within 24 hours.
One of the things presidential candidates do is try and present the most appealing image to the voting public, and this is done by rallies, by giving speeches, and make public appearances. Trump's campaign interference trial is turning that approach upside down. He's no longer able to hit the necessary fund raisers because he now has to sit in a courtroom. The public was never given this sort of up-close and personal look at the Spawn of Satan, until now. One of the things we're learning about him is that he likes his naps. He nods off daily. I don't know about you, but if I was on trial for breaking a serious law, I'd be paying close attention to the proceedings. Not Trump. He just dozes off. And the other day? He had a problem with flatulence, what we colloquials call "cutting the cheese." From all of the memes I've seen, it must have been truly moldy cheese.
Odor in the Court!: Trump Reportedly Passed Gas During Criminal Trial [[msn.com)
Diaper Don. Don Snorelione. Odor in the court. He's practically writing the jokes about himself at this point.
He called off a rally in South Carolina yesterday. Because it was raining. If that sounds familiar, it's because he also refused to attend the 100th anniversary for the end of WWI as president because he didn't want to stand in the rain to commemorate a bunch of "suckers and losers". That memorial was a once-ever event and the leaders of our WWI allies all managed to attend, but Donnie Do Do couldn't be bothered to conduct himself with the leadership necessary to even pretend he cared because it was raining.
Meanwhile:
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Speaking of jokes that write themselves, the Freedumb Caucus decided it needed a way to mobilize and take offense when MAGA Mike Johnson bowed the knee to the Democrats, so they created an alert system to notify each other if somebody caught him secretly kissing the ring of Hakeem Jeffries. They named this alert system - and this is no joke - the Floor Action Response Team. Or, FART for short.
So, if you think the GOP House is good for nothing, just know that they are at least good for making us laugh in the midst of our angst. In the distant future, somebody's going to make a documentary of America after 2016 and some will see it as tragic and others will think it must be a joke.
This These Bitches
Today will be the actual first day of the Moral Degenerate's trial. Opening arguments will be heard. Donnie will have to try and stay awake. You may not find this surprising, but I'm not the only person to have doubts about his not napping his way through the 4 years of his presidency. Maybe that was why conversations with him needed to be peppered with praise. This is also probably the reason he doesn't read; after the first sentence he's out like a light.
Also, his rally in North Carolina was canceled because of rain. I'm betting it wasn't because he was worried about his cultists, either. Most likely he was worried his make-up might run
And I saw this picture yesterday. In case you didn't know, this is what evil looks like.
Have you ever seen a more bitter, old man?
The first witness in Trump's campaign interference trial was some guy named Pecker [[I kid you not), who own the National Inquirer. I didn't get a chance to see what he had to say, but from what I understand he's going to be telling about Trump's frequent sexual peccadillos, and how, for a fee, he kept them out of the National Inquirer. Evidently the Moral Degenerate was even more immoral than we thought. Today, Pecker's going to be testifying again, and no doubt, the world will hear that Trump, among everything else, was also a serial cheater.
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And, of course, yesterday Pecker leaked. Sorry, I had to do that you know? For those who don't know, Pecker is the CEO for the National Inquirer, the largest tabloid newspaper in the US. Back in 2016 he made an agreement with Trump to run fake stories about his competitors, while at the same time quashing stories about Trump's womanizing, and having to pay off porn stars, and hookers to keep them from talking. Their talking would have hurt Trump's campaign. So, Pecker helped to shut them up. What is newsworthy about his testimony, is that Trump has remained relatively silent about it, instead continuing to focus his ire on the judge.
Glad to see you back lakeside. I missed your wisdom. I was about to form a search party.
I Didn't Say It ... The GOP Comes For Their Own But Is It Too Little Too Late?
Kristi Noem was no longer trending yesterday, well, at least she wasn't trendy to the extent she had been on Saturday. People are questing her judgement at including that story in her book; what audience was she actually trying to reach?
There was also a not so secret meeting between the Orange Anus and Ronnie DeSantis at Mar a Lago this weekend. Somehow I don't think they got together to share secret documents the way some people share recipes. But then, both of them so desperately want to be America's first dictator. That'll never happen.
Trump's election interference trial starts again today. Everyday is a surprise. I'm guessing that Sarah Sanders Huckabee is not one of the witnesses. You have to admit, that would be really funny, getting to see her pouty, angry face glaring from the witness box.
Trump's trial resumes today. Will we once again get to see him sleeping his way through another day of testimony? There is a good likelihood that's going to happen. Rather than have rallies on his three day weekend, he decided to go golfing instead. You wouldn't think that would be exhausting, knowing how he cheats, but I'm sure to his addled brain it must be torturesome.
And word came out that Noem included the story of her shooting her dog to appeal to the Orange Anus. That, in itself, tells you how screwed up these people truly are. She evidently didn't realize how such a heinous act would impress upon America just how big of a loser she is. Of course, she doubled down on her story, again, and again, and again, because to do otherwise might show weakness, and there's no way Trump would choose her for his VP if she demonstrated a lack of a spine. She is a loser.
Cunt
CUNT !!!!!
I'd like to leave that there alone, but historical purposes: this is Kristi Noem, governor of South Dakota.
She shot and killed her puppy because she deemed him untrainable.
Didn't give him to a shelter. Didn't attempt to rehome him.
SHOT HIM. Dead.
She is a grade A cunt. Or is it grade Z. Whichever the worst is. Honestly, if there is a worse word, please let me know. This woman is an insult to cunts everywhere to be lumped into their grouping.
I hope the same fate awaits her. I stand by that statement.
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