UMM,SIR WE..[as in you]HAVE A SMALL PROBLEM,IT SEEMS THAT THOSE ABSENTEES ARRIVED ON A BOAT FROM ABSENTEENIA...[a small island off the coast of the spot where Atlantis once stood]WITHOUT A REFUGEE REFERENCE..[TRUMMPY REFUSED TO LET EM IN]SO THOSE ABSENTEE BALLOTS ARE USELESS THE CHIEF TOUCHES THE SHORES OF PLYMOUTH MASS. AND SPINS BACKWARD 14 TIMES WHILE CHANTING IN PIG LATIN,NOW SIR IF SOMEHOW YOU CAN SEND A USED TURKEY LEG BONE WRAPPED IN THE FUR OF A CANADIAN MOOSE...[he needs it to complete the ceremony]SIR HE ALSO WANTS YOU TO SIGN A TREATY WITH HIS ISLAND ONCE YOU'RE IN OFFICE,THE PROBLEM IS THAT ONLY ONE PERSON IN DA HOOD SPEAKS ABSENTEE,THE RECLUSE WHO HASN'T BEEN SEEN IN YEARS..[the only evidence that he's still alive is the pile of rusted rib bones in his yard]HE'S A ONCE TOP PROFESSOR..[PROF.SCATTERBRAIN]HE'S SO DEEP IN THE BOWELS OF DA HOOD THAT A SAFARI IS BEING PUT TOGETHER TO FIND HIM LED BY THE SMALL GAME HUNTER..POP PISTOL PHILL,I HOPE THAT HE CAN GET THERE IN TIME...WE NEED THOSE BALLOTS!!