Screw football. I'm watching basketball all day [[when I have control of the remote, anyway). My teams suck booty and I've punished myself enough already. Anyway, God bless all of you, my internet family. Love you all, even though I wouldn't know you if you bumped into me on the street. Enjoy the day, which I hope is spent more with good company than it is with good food. But enjoy the food too.

I know I will.