Good good good... I really just need somebody with a copy of Adobe Photoshop on his computer and no aversion toward pasting the faces of certain somebodies on the bodies of participants of porn pics. And the addresses of those certain somebodies' spouses and a few television stations. I embrace technology as a tool to help me get elected.

By the way, I came up with a great slogan for my campaign [[based on our current president's M.O.): "Vote Jerry. Because it's only dirty if somebody's going to do something about it."