Originally Posted by
RanRan79
Yes Tom, that's exactly what it would be. Could you imagine Marv in court?
Lawyer: Marv, you're claiming today that Smokey Robinson insulted Gladys Horton, correct?
Marv: That is correct. He insulted her.
Lawyer: Do you know this to be fact?
Marv: Yes I do.
Lawyer: How?
Marv: Someone- I can't say who- told me.
Lawyer: Oh, so you don't know if this is true?
Marv: It's true.
Lawyer: But you don't know it's true.
Marv: Yes I do. Someone told me.
Lawyer: Objection. This is hearsay.
Marv: Look, no it isn't. I only tell facts and the fact is that someone- I can't say who- told me what Smokey said to Gladys. So I know all about it.
Lawyer: That's not first hand knowledge Marv.
Marv: Yes it is because I know first hand who told me. I can't say who.
Lawyer: Your honor I'm going home to kill myself, so no further questions for this witness.
Judge: Marv you may step down.
Marv: Mary Wilson rules!!!
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