Hey clubhouse...anybody home????

[arr&bee]

HEY WHERE YA'LL AT????I'M OVA HERE AND AIN'T NOBODY HERE BUT ME AND MY SHADOW[and he's lookin at me funny cause i owe him five dollars]YA'LL GONNA MAKE ME CALL UP[VOICE]AND YOU KNOW WHAT HE'S GONNA TALK ABOUT!!

[TomatoTom123]

YOOOOO ARR&BEE... I'm here

[sophisticated_soul]

Everybody was here, but then we left. We heard you were looking for us, so we came back. But when we came back you were gone, so we left again.

[arr&bee]

I peeped in the window and saw someone sitting in a rocking chair by the fire place,but it was just a cardboard cutout of grady holding a tray of something that i guess was food,i ran out of there and didn't look back.

[marv2]

I'm not home why are you bothering me? LOL!!!!

[marv2]

I peeped in the window and saw someone sitting in a rocking chair by the fire place,but it was just a cardboard cutout of grady holding a tray of something that i guess was food,i ran out of there and didn't look back.

It's good you ran. As quiet as it's been kept, they wrote the film play for Psycho based on Grady's true story......................hehehehehehehe!

[arr&bee]

Well i'm sitting here by the fireplace[very nice too and warm]i got some marshmellows from grady to roast but one fell out of the bag on the way here and took out a whole block...i put the bag down very gently and walked away very fast.

[arr&bee]

Hi gang,just sitting here playing solitaire with my shadow[and he's cheating].

[moe]

So............you cheat too!!! Equal opportunity errr cheating!!

[arr&bee]

Umm moe,why are you here and not on the set?...you're costing me a fortune.

[moe]

Ask my superagent.........

[arr&bee]

MOE,READ THE FINE PRINT ON YOUR CONTRACT...[way down there under the tiny print that says,that says....that says.......that says.....UMM LET ME GET MY HUBBLE TELESCOPE AND GET BACK TO YA!!!

[arr&bee]

Dodedodedo...hmm i wonder what this red button is..oh well let's push it and see what happens...opps.................................... ..................................!!!??????????... is this the end of arr&bee is this the end of the clubhouse...is this the end of this sentence???we won't find out til somebody finds that red button and fix it!!

[moe]

Let's call Red Buttons to fix the red button!!

[arr&bee]

I would call him,but i can't find the button.

[144man]

Let's hope Donald Trump doesn't find that red button.

[moe]

144 man!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???????????

[arr&bee]

He's been in here sitting in the corner reading a[mad]magazine,i didn't know he was here at first cause it was dark in here but when i heard the pages turning i knew somebody was here,and low and behold it was our pal-144!!!

[arr&bee]

OH BY THE WAY MOE,YOU CAN'T WEAR THOSE BIG HATS IN HERE...[room's too small]I KNOW YOU HANG OUT WITH[HM]AND THAT CROWD BUT THAT HAT MIGHT KNOCK DOWN A WALL, YOU KNOW HOW SMALL THE CLUBHOUSE IS SO WHY NOT JUST PUT ON A SCULL CAP AND LEAVE THAT BIG ONE FOR THE RACETRACKS...OH AND THOSE[SIX INCH HEELS]GOTTA GO TOO, THE FLOOR IS OLD A CREAKY...[don't cha have a pair of flip flops]???

[144man]

144 man!!!!!!!!!!!

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN???????????

Been catching up on backlog of music books and 60s rarities on YouTube. I still manage to visit SDF two or three times a week.

[arr&bee]

Hey 144,do you know what this[red button]is for? I pressed it and everything went poof,pop,ping,pang!!!

[arr&bee]

Hey guess what,i found the instructions on what to do with the red button but it's written in kryptonian...anyone here speak kryptonese??

[moe]

Westgrand might..........

[arr&bee]

Of course,west is well read!!

[144man]

Mild-mannered reporter Clark Kent might be able to oblige with a translation.

[arr&bee]

Hey gang,next time we go off line just gather in the clubhouse,moe will serve milk and cookies unless you prefer something from grady's[there's a stomach pump in the corner]and there will be a showing of some of my greatest polaroid classics[there's a stomach pump in the corner]also moe will sign autographs and westgrand will wear his finest tux and bowler and give great quotations...umm someone get duufuus away from the plug!!!

[moe]

Milk & Cookies, R&B? Hardly
Smart distribution of the stomach pumps, though!!
I've gone with westgrand to Jeremyn St for proper attire [[for him) so I do know he's a great dresser!!

[arr&bee]

SO ARE YOU MY SUPERSTAR,BUT LIKE I SAID LEAVE THE BIG HATS OUT[NOT ENOUGH SPACE IN HERE]MILK AND COOKIES ARE FINE BECAUSE THE KIDDIES DROP BY SOMETIMES...[I know you like the caviar and champaine]BUT THE KIDS CAN'T HAVE THAT STUFF SO KEEP IT LIGHT.

[arr&bee]

UMM MOE,REMEMBER THAT BIG HAT YOU SO PROUDLY WORE TO THE CLUBHOUSE RECENTLY???WELL THE DARN THING TOOK OUT TWO WINDOWS..[I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO BIG]WELL YOUR SUPER AGENT[WEST]WILL BE GETTING A BILL FOR THOSE WINDOWS FROM THE CHAIRMAN OF THE CLUBHOUSE ASSOCIATION,THE ESTEEMED FINANCE EXPERT...[I.WILL COLLECT]NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR STAR POWER AND LEGENDARY STATUS AS A RESULT IN STARRING IN THOSE POLAROID CLASSICS,THE FINES WILL ONLY BE TEN BUCKS[gotta buy the best plastic windows we can afford]NOTHINGS TOO GOOD FOR THE CLUBHOUSE!!

[144man]

Sneaky! You know darn well those two windows were never repaired after the Great Elephant Disaster at Christmas.

[Jerry Oz]

??!! There can be no greater Elephant Disaster than the one that struck the US on November 8. You're suggesting it happened again a month later?

Lord, help us all...

[arr&bee]

You two are a hoot,haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! !!

[arr&bee]

Ok,ok the clubhouse lawyer will settle for...a tube of super glue and some windex!!

[sophisticated_soul]

I've got some invisible, elephant-proof glass that should do the trick. It's crystal clear and never needs cleaning. I can get you a rate.

[arr&bee]

Sounds like a winner to me.

[arr&bee]

Umm,the other day i was passing by the clubhouse and i noticed a group of very well-dressed termites touring the outside of the place,very well spoken too as we had a nice conversation about wood,they seemed very interested in the wooden structure of the clubhouse and asked if they might have just a small sample to take back to their corporate head quarters i said ok but i warned them that the wood had been treated with a special formula from grady's kitchen and all of a sudden they didn't seem do interested and left rather quickly, grady to the rescue.

[arr&bee]

Ms.m my sweet,i know you're here i hope you notice the changes i've made..the jukebox in the corner..the plush carpeting..the crushed velvet sectional sofa..the paintings on the walls..the expresso maker,make yourself at home...oh by the way-west i charged it all to you cause i know you can afford it,you da man...bye!!!!

[144man]

You didn't mention the hidden cameras.

[arr&bee]

Trump's people made me put those in!!!

[arr&bee]

Oh hi gang,i'm just chillin over here by the juke box,maybe i'll put on some[lawrence welk]polka and dance til the sun comes up...!

[arr&bee]

I'm having the[200in bigscreen] installed today,then we can all gather around and watch a retrospective of all my polaroid classics starring the very talented-ms moe[supersatr]so get your popcorn[duufuss has a stand outside the front door]and be amazed or confused whichever comes first!!

[arr&bee]

Hey gang,i got the tv installed and i'm getting ready to roll the first film of the night,duufuss is still outside with the popcorn..duufuss stop eating that popcorn,whoever sits through the entire evening will get one ticket to the premier of my latest classic starring our own[ms.moe]and a cast of one or two other folks.

[144man]

Ain't nobody here but us chickens...

[arr&bee]

144,stop clucking and pass the popcorn!!