That doesn't work. The last time I tried that, he got away with my rear axle. Slim is slick.
That doesn't work. The last time I tried that, he got away with my rear axle. Slim is slick.
Darn slim...i trained him too well.
Yeah, he's a regular chip off the old cell block.
Yep the kid got skills,at three he could take apart a motor before you knew it was missing,i remember seeing him going off to school kindergarden and i though his little scooter was cute...til i realized that it was my caddy engine that powered it.
Yeah, any kid with a hitch on his tricycle needs to be closely watched.
Heck once slim made off with a rich guy's engine and by the time the fool realized what had happened...slim had sold it back to him...sniff,sniff brings a tear to my eyes.
He was good. I think he took the bronze medal in the Shakedown Competition at the 2012 Ghetto Olympics.
Haaaaaaaaaaa,once slim asked a guy at the redlight if he wanted his windows washed,well the guy got smart and by the time the light was green his engine was gone.
I heard about him washing a guy's car windshield. From home. Popped it right out and promised he'd return it as soon as the sucker paid Slim 'handling costs'.
Yep,that chump owed me money so i had slim confiscate his windsheild,he paid up real fast.
As anyone else noticed how fast summer is slipping away,soon this post will be back in style.
It's going at a nice pace for me. For the most part, it's been a great year and weather won't change that.
IT'S GOING A BIT TOO FAST FOR ME,EVEN WHEN I'M SOBER[which ain't often, hehe]...I'M GETTING DEPRESSED TIME FOR MY REMEDY!!!
Countin' on a remedy I've counted on before.
Goin' with a cure that's never failed me.
What you call the disease, I call the remedy.
What you're callin' the cause, I call the cure.
Ah, another fan of the Mighty Mighty Bosstones. And nope, I don't know why this post is centered...
Jerry,that's mighty poetic i could never center words like that,heck i can't even center me...i'm just a little left of center,or is it right...this screen keeps moving opps it's just me.
We had just half an inch of snow in London last night, but the way people are reacting to it. you'd think it was the end of the world. It's winter, folks.
The world is ending. Given Brexit and the Night's King's ascension in the US, things are playing out like "Game of Thrones". And if you watch that show, you know that Winter Is Coming and none of us is safe.
Oh, and it snowed here last week. No biggie because I don't need to leave home unless I want to but I was spoiled last winter when it barely fell below freezing until mid-January.
If those hotel walls could talk, they'd have a story to tell. And apparently they do and are willing to tell it unless he cooperates with his 'friends' in Moscow.
Well, that's going on my Twitter today.
Isn't it amazing how when we were kids we wanted snow to play in,to get out of school for some[we had to go]now all these years later most of us don't want to see the stuff.
Well it's gonna be in the fifties and sixties for the next week...can anyone say-irony!!!!
Irony?! You know that Hell is hot, right? What do you expect the weather to be like after YKW is sworn in?
Well still no snow[thank goodness]of course i'm jinxing myself by writing this,so how's the weather in your[hood]?
Um jerry if you print those t's you'll have to pay me for every word...[you thought that 144 came up with that on his own???]no only by sampling this wonderful elixur can you feel that much of what he said which is what this elixur does no other product can do this to you,
Can it wait until the first of the month? I'll sell my food stamps for half off and get it to you.
Cool, SS. I have to apologize to my baby's mom. She's mad but she's dumb and will hand them over if I promise to be a better dad. Again.
Love is blind
Huh?! Love? I don't understand why you mentioned that in this conversation... We were talking about food stamps, weren't we?
It was an Alternative Fact.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys are still crazy...hey jerry hold on to those food stamps bro,before trump is through we all may be using them...sigh!!
Trump has it backwards,with his policies,we're gonna be climbing over that wall of his trying to get into mexico!!
If we live that long. Once he starts a war [[and he will) there will be nowhere to run, nowhere to hide. The Doomsday clock is ticking. Tick tock, tick tock.
If Trump thinks he's going to get the money from Mexico, there won't be a wall along the border, there'll just be a very long curtain.
It'll be curtains for everyone.
Yeah, you hosers. That's why I'm working on my Canadian, eh?
I hear that canada is closing their borders...yikes!!!
It's snowing where I am!
We got almost an inch the other day, followed by temperatures in the teens and twenties. Now, we've suffered enough and today and tomorrow should both be in the upper 50s. Loving it.
We've only had dustings so far...[too scary]because ol february is too tricky in these parts[yipes!!!!]as redd foxx would say...the big one is coming!!
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