Moe,you may not be aware that west lawfirm represented[henry viii]and that didn't turn out so well,you don't want your career to land on the chopping block.
Moe,you may not be aware that west lawfirm represented[henry viii]and that didn't turn out so well,you don't want your career to land on the chopping block.
I'm still here..........
And talk of chopping blocks has given me an idea......
I'm listening westgrand.........
The 'Famous Flavours' Show, starring Ms. Moe
[['and here she is, your very own food flavourite!!').
Ms. Moe welcomes guests from show business to her studio kitchen, who share their favourite recipes and chat about their latest work.
Cooking???that stuff don't sell,action flicks moe that's the ticket remember[jessica lange]nobody knew her name til she hooked up with[kong]kong was a pimp[hehehe]if you really wanna cook then let's finish his classic now where's big duufss???
Check out People [[Duufusses) of Wal-Mart..........
Moe....Meryl Streep wants to share a private recipe of hers with you, while talking about 'Ricki and the Flash'......
MERYL STREEP IS THROUGH...[I offered her a role years ago and she turned me down]SHE'LL NEVER WORK IN DA HOOD AGAIN...DON'T LISTEN TO WEST,HE'LL HAVE YOU WINNING AN OSCAR WHEN YOU SHOULD HAVE A GOLDEN TURKEY.
Tell that to t he Oscars she has won......n
Ms. Moe would be much better off at the Oscars, giving thanks for all her awards, than to be at the Golden Turkey Awards, at Thanksgiving.
Yes.........I would be much more respected at the Oscars
And you'd also get to wear a much more attractive outfit than for a Golden Turkey award, and also be in better company at the Oscars.
Just bringing up the benefits......
These are excellent benefits, westgrand!!
They represent a reliable pension scheme for your mood and spirits.
I'm very happy with that!
The Bank of Happiness. It's good to be a regular customer!
Moe,moe i'm crushed that you choose those ham actors and phonies over the one and only....golden turkeys which by the way was to be held at beautiful downtown[death valley]it's great as long as you have shade and a little water which i would provide and only charge a small percentage[500% above factory invoice]when big duufus wakes up he's gonna be a little miffed that you won't attend and walk down the dusted carpet with him...oh well the show must go on.
Well, let me tell you the reasons [[courtesy of my barrister, Mr. Westgrand, ESQ): Chanel, Armani, Dior, and Rucci. Beautiful selection of gowns to wear!!!!
Looks like that show in Death Valley must go on without you, Moe....
Yes, it looks like it westgrand.
Oh! What a shame.....
I know........
It's going to be the end of everything you didn't work for, and tried very hard to avoid.
those hacks,why i have some designers that i work with over here...cottonelle,beeveedee,southface,madame gertrude...moe you would've looked so grand in these designs made from the finest-cottons-imitation fake fur-died wool-parfumed skunkskins..moe think it over before it's too late.
I've thought about it.........NEXT!!!!!
MOE BOTH YOU AND WEST WILL NEVER WORK IN DA HOOD AGAIN,WHEN YOUR CAREERS IS IN TATTERS OR TATERS,YOU'LL THINK OF THE GOOD TIMES OVER HERE WITH ME AND BIG DUUFUS,BUT IT'S ALL OVER NOW...WHEN HOLLYWOOD IS JUST A MEMORY DA HOOD WILL STILL BE CRANKIN OUT CLASSIC MOTION AND MOTIONLESS PICTURES,SOME IN COLOR SOME IN BLACK AND WHITE AND SOME WITH NEITHER,SO ENJOY YOUR TIME IN THE SUN BUT REMEMBER THIS...THE SUN SHINES HERE TOO YES IT MAY BE COVERED IN SMUT AND YES THE WATERS MAY BE MUDDY BUT LIFE IN DA HOOD RUNS DEEP...[and so does the rent].
Why would we need 'da hood', if we're international.....?
Those international flicks are a passing fancy,when moe sees her lines dubbed and the audience is laughing maybe she'll come to her senses and come back but by then it may be too late..muulaa will be big maybe moe could be her understudy.
How do you know that I don't speak other languages?
You don't speak the same language as Arr&bee, Moe.
Probably nobody does, 144man.
It would need to be more Desperanto, than Esperanto....
I cannot stop laughing westgrand..........
I bet Muulaa will have a hard time raising even a chuckle.....
Let's hook Muulaa up with Duufuss..........
Should be featuring in a three-ring circus.....
Give them back to R&B. Then he can markup the circus tickets.
Arr&bee can't look himself in the mirror since he got a bad attack of coulrophobia.
Laughter is the best therapy. Send in the clowns!
West,don't laugh too hard,my legal beegals are on your trail.
R&B, your beagles got into your hooch & they're lucky they can find their noses, let alone westgrand.
They'll never take me sober!!!!
They just won't take you, period............
Arr&bee is not the only 'exclusive elusive' around here....
Well actually i am,but that's another legend to be told now moe you comin back to my picture or staying with west and him grand ideas???
Terra Firma with my Barrister Mr. Westgrand, ESQ.
Terra firma...??that hack owes me money.
With the power vested in me until the election, I declare that debt cancelled.
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