Taking things lightly can be quite a serious business......
Taking things lightly can be quite a serious business......
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,YOU TWO ARE A HOOT,MOE I GOT ALL TE SAFETY STUFF SET DONT WORRY BIG DUUFUSS HAS PLENTY PRACTICE THROWING FOLKS OFF THE ROOF...OH AND MOE YOU HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SCARED[WINK-WINK]CAUSE THE CAMERA IS ROLLING AND WHEN YOU FINALLY LAND IT WON'T BE A SLATT MORE LIKE A THUD,AND MOE STOP BEING TEMPRAMENTAL WE'RE DOING THIS SCENE IN ONE TAKE...[ I gotta get that mattress back to the homeless shelter after the first fall]MOE YOU'RE GONNA BE A STAR.
Ahem. This is her agent speaking.
My client, Ms. Moe, is already a star, who has no need for recourse to temperamental behaviour, except only under the most extreme provocation.
However, since your provocation is extreme [[she's been meaning to tell you for years...), Ms. Moe is willing to make an exception.
My client will, [[and in one take only, performed not before 10am in the morning or after 5pm in the afternoon) give a display of being temperamental - to whit, 90% temper, and 10% mental.
Please see to it that everyone stands well back. There may be serious Health and Safety issues.
She's gonna blow. Not for nothing was she known for very many years off-Broadway as 'Miss Etna'.
You definitely don't want to be there when she erupts.
Ms. Moe comes from a long line of erupters.
The proof is in the spewing.
Plenty of that on these threads....
The best place to erupt is in the lavatory.
From both ends...........
Moe,stop being tempramental now you need to get fitted for your costume.
Ahem, this is Ms. Moe's agent speaking.
On the subject of costumes, can you tell my client, Ms. Moe, what is being offered, please?
AGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH%%%&&%$###@@[[)***&^&?????...A GENTS...IT'S A FRILLY LITTLE THING WITH LOTS OF BOUNCE..[she'll need it]SHE'LL LOOK GREAT AS ALWAYS.
'A frilly little thing, with lots of bounce'.
Ms. Moe does not wear the couture equivalent of a Supremes recording.
We will need to confer.
LOOK MADAME PRUDE FROM THE COSTUME DEPT HAS BEEN DRESSING BODIES FOR YEARS...[she runs a funeral home]YOU SHOULD SEE HER WORK,MOE WILL LOOK ALIVE..[with luck]
Kindly refrain from expletives where my agent [[Mr. Westgrand, ESQ) is concerned. He is the most professional specimen of his occupation. You, on the other hand [[R&B) are not......
My dear moe,i talk like that about all agents[even my own]of course i represent myself,west is great,now about your lines.
Ahem. This is Ms. Moe's agent speaking.
My client, Ms Moe, has a flawless complexion, and her countenance bears NO lines.
[[although working with Mr de Arr&bee would make worry lines appear in stainless steel....sniff....)
Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 03-24-2015 at 07:57 PM.
Dixie?,why i fired that overacting hasbeen years ago.
Both Pixie and Dixie are still very active in the business, generally cast in character voles.
I heard that they were real characters
Mr Jinks wasn't always so amused....
Really? Why not?
I thought that ol jinx drank himself to death years ago.
Probably from your hooch.
As a cat, Mr Jinks didn't appreciate finding himself beset by two pesky mice.
"I hate those meeces to pieces!"
He should've tried Reese's Pieces instead..........
The saturated fat level in those 'goodies' could kill a person stone dead......
Piece by piece westgrand
You're on your own, kiddo!
Not my style of "goodie" westgrand so we're on the same page.
Now, as you know, shortbread is a totally different subject
AAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH$$$**&^[[[[[[*&&&&%%$#@@@@!!!!???,...SHORTBREAD,GOODIES,WHAT IS THIS A COOKING SHOW I GOT A MONSTER MOVIE TO FINISH IF YOU TWO COOKING GURUS DON'T MIND.......[I bet ol ceecell bee damull didn't have to put up with this...GRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
Just as I thought westgrand: a pain in the ass director. Tell him I'm indesposed.....
While I tell him he's been deposed.....
That ought to get him!
Meanwhile, I'll take a seat in the Director's chair, and you take the one labelled 'Ms. Moe - Star'.
Director, westgrand? I thought you were the best boy.
Well, maybe I am [[see ' Cancel' thread...) , maybe I'm not....but I just thought I'd try this Director's chair for size.
Only window shopping, you understand....
Titles are immaterial. If Discount is about, Moe will be boss.
I had such grand plans for this film and moe's career,but she's too tempramental i even got her a trailer,no gratitude...she's finished as an [a listed actress]only b-movies for her now.
That's B' for brilliant, of course.
This is your fault west,filling her head with all that[oscar's]talk she coulda won a golden turkey award for this classic,every actress wants an oscar but it's that rare star that gets a golden turkey,she would've had a tinstar on the board of fame in flatrock ariz....too bad,she's gonna have to start from scratch.
There's still those interesting offers from Paramount....
Paramount???those hacks no that's not for her,i had her career on the right track.
Oh yes, just like Pearl White was told she was on the right track
Does anybody remember her?moe was on her way with this classic,now she's back in the talent pool.
Yes, it's a huuuuuuge swimming pool. When the champagne is popping, and everyone jumps in the water, that pool is full of talent.
Yes but she could drown.
Ms. Moe has the ability to walk upon water......
With her agent's/lawyer's help...........
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