Lost discussion thread revisited or what????

[westgrandboulevard]

He'll struggle to get off that same ground floor....

[arr&bee]

Don't worry west i got a nice plan for you too.

[Jerry Oz]

I'm struggling to get off the floor after reading all of that and passing out from exhaustion.

[westgrandboulevard]

Don't worry. You can't fall any further.

Not unless the floor gives way.......

[144man]

Is he trying to sell elevators now?

[westgrandboulevard]

That'll give him a lift....

[Jerry Oz]

I don't want a lift. Just a chance to get in on the ground floor.

[westgrandboulevard]

Best ask Arr&bee if he's having an open day for prospective clients.

[Jerry Oz]

Prospective clients or prospective marks?

[westgrandboulevard]

If you can't fully handle either option, there should be no chance of you attending...as no chance is all you'll have, if Arr&bee has it his way.

[arr&bee]

WEST,THE EXCITEMENT IS BUILDING,OF COURSE I'M HAVING AN OPEN DAY I KEEP A DAY OPEN FOR ALL MY MARKS..OPPS-AHEM-ERR-HEHE..MY CLIENTS SO COME ON BY PICK OUT WHAT YOU WANT SIT AND WE'LL WORK OUT A NICE PLAN FOR YOU,AND WEST WE HAVE A VALET PARKING PLAN TOO...OF COURSE WE AREN'T RESPONSIBLE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY AND PROBOBLY WILL HAPPEN TO YOUR VEHICLE SO JUST CHECK YOUR INSURANCE POLICY BEFORE AND YOU'LL BE FINE OR YOU CAN PAY A TEENY TINY ITTY BITTY FEE[50.00 A MINUTE]TO HELP WITH THE COST,DON'T WORRY ALL MY VALETS ARE EXPERIENCED IN CARJACKING..OPPS..ERR..AHEM..HEHE..CARPARKING[yeah that's it]SO COME ON DOWN TO DA HOOD.

[Jerry Oz]

My cousin's best friend, Skippy, just told me he obtained a 2015 Ford Crown Vic police cruiser for cheap and he'd like to test the market for it. If I bring it to da hood, do you think you could move - I mean sell it? He doesn't have paperwork but he's reliable and I think he's somewhat honest. He's never been arrested since he got out of prison two weeks ago.

[westgrandboulevard]

I really must stop hanging around with you two......

[Jerry Oz]

Why, do you want to buy it? Skippy will take credit if you don't have all of the loot up front.

[westgrandboulevard]

I would find it hard to give Skippy credit for anything....

[Jerry Oz]

That's too bad. He expects to be arrested this weekend and might need it for bail money.

[westgrandboulevard]

He won't need bail money, if he's only been out of prison for two weeks.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, Skippy has this thing... When he's out of the action for a while, he likes to make up for lost time and apparently he's been quite busy.

[westgrandboulevard]

I wonder if that prison cell is still available...

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaa,i know skippy[he skipped on some money he owes me]but it's cool,i'll take the ford as a down payment,along with one of his lungs.

[westgrandboulevard]

Then I hope you can breathe easy.....

[Jerry Oz]

Not with one of Skippy's lungs. The guy smokes like it's going out of style.

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee drinks like it's going out of style, so it's a perfect match.

[Jerry Oz]

So between arr&bee's liver, Skippy's lungs, and my eyes, we have all the parts to build the perfect monster. That can be our next film if we can arrange for financing.

[westgrandboulevard]

Before any financier puts up the money, they may also want to consider your body of work.

[Jerry Oz]

And make sure we will all do our parts.

[westgrandboulevard]

Till death to our parts.

[144man]

Might as well leave your body to science.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, since my brain was already rejected, the body is all they will accept.

[144man]

Download your brain and live forever.

[Jerry Oz]

No server could withstand the awesome reality in my mind.

[westgrandboulevard]

Some of the servers at McDonald's are in a reality of their own...

[Jerry Oz]

I don't blame them. They work for an establishment that sells french fries that are sized medium, large, and extra large without a 'small' size on the menu.

[westgrandboulevard]

The only thing 'small' on McDonald's menu is the pay.

[arr&bee]

HEY I LIKE THAT MONSTER MOVIE THING,I KNOW A COUPLE GUYS WHO AREN'T TOO BRIGHT AND I COULD PICK THIER BRAINS FOR THIS MOVIE,I'LL CALL IT..THE RETURN OF[FINKELSTINN]WEST I'M CASTING YOU AS THE MAD SCIENTIST[PUT ON YOUR MAD FACE]MOE,I'M CASTING YOU AS THE DAMSEL IN ACCESS,OH WEST I'M SHOOTNG ON LOCATION IN THE UK,I'LL NEED SOME FOG AND THE USE OF BIG BEN THE MONSTER WILL THROW THE DAMSEL OFF THE TOWER WHEN SHE FAILS TO TELL HIM BIG BEN'S LAST NAME,MOE DON'T WORRY I GOT A MATTRESS TO CATCH YOU[I hope]BECAUSE OF BUDGET MATTERS[plus the fact that we're not supposed to be upthere]I'M ONLY SHOOTING THIS SCENE ONCE,SO MOE DON'T MISS YOUR MARK,BUT IF YOU DO JUST LAY THERE AND WE'LL KEEP SHOOTING AROUND YOU...WE'RE GONNA GET A GOLDEN TURKEY FOR THIS CLASSIC I CAN FEEL IT.

[westgrandboulevard]

I just got a call from my agent, Morrie Arty. He checks out everything on this forum that threatens to get me in any trouble, and he then gets me out of that trouble.

He says I should beware of people who know a couple of guys who aren't too bright, and who then tells me about it in capital letters.

Morrie represent some stunt artists [[ I don't do stunts) and says if you are interested in doing Moe's stunt work, he could represent you, for a small consideration, together with a very large percentage.

[arr&bee]

WEST,WEST,SOMETIMES I THINK YOU DON'T TRUST ME,YOU DON'T NEED AN AGENT AS FOR STUNTS OTHER THAN THE ONE SCENE WHERE THE MONSTER GOES BESERK AND THROWS YOU INTO A FIREPIT YOU'RE FINE[don't worry I got a paper firesuit for you]IT'S A SMALL STUNT YOU WON'T NEED A STUNT MAN,I GOT A USED FIRE EXTINGISHER THAT PROBOBLY STILL WORKS,DON'T WORRY....OH AN WHEN THAT FIRE HITS TRY TO SCREAM A LITTLE FOR REALISM...IT'S GONNA BE GREAT...NOW THE FIREPIT IS ABOUT A HUNDRED FEET DEEP SO SCREAM LOUD,WEST I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A STAR...GOLDEN TURKEYS HERE WE COME.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm already a star, and I've not needed to do my own stunts since I worked with Mr Griffith.

[arr&bee]

You worked with the great[andy]griffith?

[westgrandboulevard]

D.W. Griffith.......

[Jerry Oz]

I was thinking that he meant Merv?

[arr&bee]

THAT' GUY'S A HACK,COULDN'T UNDERSTAND A WORD THE ACTORS SAID,BUT ANDY WORKED IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN MAYBERRY,WITH THAT GREAT ACTOR[BARNEY FIFE],NOW WEST I GOT SOME FORMS FOR YOU TO SIGN,JUST THE USUAL STUFF..[if you get maimed or worst we aren't responsible,for the injuries or the hospital bills,whichever comes first]DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE FINE PRINT OR A LAWYER[I HOPE]JUST SIGN AND RETURN SO I CAN CAST THE OTHERS,WEST YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY.

[westgrandboulevard]

I don't do stunts....

[Jerry Oz]

I'm thinking that arr& bee's stuntmen require their own stuntmen for sake of their own safety.

[westgrandboulevard]

Animation may prove to be an effective solution.

[Jerry Oz]

Well, he's the most animated poster on this forum, by far.

[westgrandboulevard]

If, by 'most animated', you're meaning 'this just can't be real', I agree.

[Jerry Oz]

I mean either that or the fact that if I'm taking a road trip and need a song for my mix tape, I know I can turn to him to provide an excellent car tune.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm assuming you mean an excellent car tune that you've not previously heard - as I would imagine you already have your own favourites to hand.

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,i have an old[eight track]of the singin bunny rabbits greatest hit,will that do?and because you're like a[stepbrother]i'll rent it to you for a steal...500%above factory invoice plus shipping and handling...enjoy.