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[moe]

I do not get along with fragrances, westgrand...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Just something you don't like, Moe? Maybe, not suitable for work, or even allergic to it, as some people can be?

Forty years ago, I used to sell them. I still have a light mist of something in the morning and, at the moment, it happens to be Chanel. Most expensive one I've ever used, I think...so I have to make real sure I'm accurate with my aim...

[arr&bee]

Hey west,i have a little something in the morning too,and my aim ain't so good afterwards,hehehehehe.

[moe]

I cannot breathe around any frangrances, westgrand. At work I encounter some who take a bath in it & it is just so hard to breathe!

[arr&bee]

Sorry to hear that moe.

[westgrandboulevard]

Understood Moe, very well understood. They are using cheap fragrances, and in a manner which resembles a pleasant smelling cosh - but which is unpleasant at close quarters....

I like the taste of garlic,but rarely if ever eat it, especially when I'm working....bet you can understand why.....

[arr&bee]

Umm west don't they use garlic to keep vampires away?,you eat it all up and dracula is gonna have a field day.

[moe]

I understand westgrand! Maybe you should eat the garlic to keep hoochers away,too!

[arr&bee]

Real cute moe,repeat after me....hooch is good.

[moe]

I think you look in a mirror and say that to yourself every day R&B.........

[westgrandboulevard]

After a while,Moe, the mirror starts to talk back...

[moe]

Gotta wonder, westgrand, if R&B doesn't have a mirror of erised........he always wants to be a hoocher!!

[arr&bee]

Is there any other way...no.

[moe]

Not with the mirror of erised.

[arr&bee]

The mirror of erised???sounds like the title of a vincent price movie.

[144man]

The mirror of erised? Didn't Eivets Rednow have one?

[westgrandboulevard]

!did eh, seY

[144man]

Too many people bathe in yrolg.

[westgrandboulevard]

They want to make something of themselves.

Usually, it's statues.

[arr&bee]

You all talk funny.

[moe]

Hahaha you two.......got it!

[westgrandboulevard]

Glad you did, Moe...although it helps if you're also good at walking backwards...

[moe]

Ereht m'I dna tog tsuj eht seohs rof ti.

[westgrandboulevard]

There's quite a difference, Moe, between walking backwards, and wearing your shoes back to front....

[moe]

Only if they're new.........

[westgrandboulevard]

New shoes can be tricky once they leave the store. Old shoes are like old friends....they're always there, but they don't keep reminding you of their presence...

[144man]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLQJl7ZAGSo

[westgrandboulevard]

Diamonds On The Soles Of Her Shoes - Paul Simon

[[...and yes, I've only just realised that this ISN'T the Word Association thread....)

[144man]

Well that's what arr&bee said they were when he tried to sell them to moe. Personally, I have my doubts.

[westgrandboulevard]

It will be glass slippers next.

[144man]

Moe will easily see through that.

[westgrandboulevard]

Arr&bee generally sees footwear at very close range.

[arr&bee]

I was gonna go legit-opps-err-ahem-hehe..i am gonna legislate my base of operations because you my wonderful friends have such faith in these wonderful products,i'm gonna restock and sell more than ever.

[moe]

You've been in the hooch I see, R&B.

[arr&bee]

Nope,i'm busy counting my songs.

[144man]

I was going to count mine as well, then I thought "when I get to the total what am I going to do with the information?". As I couldn't come up with one good reason, I decided not to bother.

[westgrandboulevard]

Indeed! If there are no royalties to count, there is certainly no point in counting the songs.

[arr&bee]

Of course you don't need to west,you probobly live in the countryside with a castle and a moat,i'm in da hood,i gotta count.

[144man]

I've always wondered why the Americans still call them "royalties" when the USA is a republic. Shouldn't they come up with a new name?

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm not sure I would want to receive 'republicies'.

For a start, it's an awkward word to say when using a hard 'c'...and pronounced with a soft 'c', it sounds like something connected with recycled newspapers....

[arr&bee]

When you're broke and that check comes in,you start to feeling like royalty.

[144man]

Hopefully not like French royalty with their heads chopped off.

[westgrandboulevard]

I'd far rather my head was on bank notes.

[moe]

Security first, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It first has to exist in my mind, if it is to exist at all....

[arr&bee]

144man i got a lawyer that can get your head put back on...[cash only of course].

[144man]

Of course the French royalty were so inbred that not all of them were particularly bright. There is the well-known case when one member was about to be guilloteened and the blade stopped six inches short of his neck. This also happened a second time. The third time he looked up and said, "I think I can tell you what you're doing wrong...".

[westgrandboulevard]

Royalty are renowned for keeping their head in all situations.

[arr&bee]

Time for a head count.

[144man]

You're just trying to get ahead.