I think that was ethel merman,who wasn't a mermaid.
I think that was ethel merman,who wasn't a mermaid.
I heard a sea lion stood in for her on matinees. People threw fish instead of flowers.
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...i ain't touchin that one.
Which is just what she said.
There really is no other business quite like show business.
Wonder if the penguin's union complained about the fish??
The union spokesman for the fish was right there, just waiting for them to show up....
I'll bet they just floated in......
No-one was exactly sure what was their problem.
The seawater had washed away the words on their placards.
The penguins were all singing "There's no business like snow business".
..while rehearsing for 'Ice Follies'....
Maybe the dry cleaners starched their tuxedos too much!!!
Their performances were a little stiff.
Yes, those stiff tuxedos didn't suit them.
Don't make waves guys.
A few ripples can be really swell sometimes.
I'm getting seasick over here.
You need a little nip of your own hooch.
That fixes everything!!!!!
And even if it doesn't...who cares.....
Yep,i'm back ahhhhh this wonderful elixur fixes seasickness too.
You may be steady now, but the ground has begun to feel unwell....
Oh the earth always moves after the first sip.
Is that where Carole King got her idea for her song???
It was the San Andreas fault.....
I used to date her,but she had to split.
Did you split up in Hollister, CA R&B? That where I last saw San Andreas.
I don't know,she moves around the state alot.
She always left me with a sinking feeling.
Last time I heard, her health wasn't so good. She had developed a severe tremor.
Yes and she shakes alot too.
She's got a lot to shake.....
She could always-shake things up.
Wonderful cheerleader......
Yes but she has a tendancy to break things,like san francisco..l.a. She's a bit sloppy.
Sounds like she has an underhand way of overthrowing things...
It's that dance that she does,the earthquake when she starts she won't stop til something gets broken.
Let's hope she never becomes a masseur.
I feel the earth, move, under my feet.............
Hold on to everything you've got!
Oh that's just littlebits waking up.
From what R&B??
Don't ask and i won't tell.
OK......but there's a whole lotta shakin goin on!!!
Littlebits is just stirring,she'll be ok after she eats a whole cow and drinks a small river dry.
Sounds like she's at last starting to count the calories.
Nothing will shake in that case!!
If you've got it, flaunt it.
If you've lost it, shake what ya got left!
Littlebits is slimming down,she's on a ten thousand calories a day diet.
Not even The National Grid uses that amount of energy.
Probably can't westgrand.........the energy is all going to littlebits!!
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