Hope he advertises Soulful Detroit while he's up there......
Hope he advertises Soulful Detroit while he's up there......
At least Ralph would be happy!!!
I bet there are times when he wishes the whole lot of us were high up in the sky, safely out of the way... LOL
And sometimes I think he wishes he was like that , too, westgrand!!
Up, up and away. Our beautiful balloon will need a very large basket to carry all of us.....
This company is not responsible for any humans seen flying without wings..or thinking without brains,as a matter of fact on the advice of my lawyer i'm not responsible enough to be typing this statement..e puribus unum.
"Humans flying without wings?" Hmmmm......... ya might want to look at 1 of the Super Bowl Ads, R&B.
Lat time I saw a human flying without wings, they emerged rapidly from a cannon.....
How far did they get westgrand?
To the other side of the circus tent.....
And landed with a thud?
More of a 'boiiiiinnng', into a net....
I have a wonderful story to tell,as soon as i finish imagining it.
Chapter and adverse.....
A mainstay on this thread.
Or even a King Pole, if we were in the circus Big Top - as often I feel we are....
Where's the little car full of clowns???
No need to send them in - don't bother - we're here....
Howdy boys & girls............it's your old pal Bozo!!!
It's odd, and I've never really understood why, but some clowns have the ability to unsettle me.
Seriously, westgrand, there's some of my friends here who feel the same way!!
Then, moe, you have friends in high places.....
Quite right.......
Then I'm glad you're on my list - and I'm on yours....LOL
HAHA!! Just got done watching Jay Leno's last show with Garth Brooks singing: I have friends in low places!
I learned a lot at my mother's knee, and other low joints...
I was in a low joint last night,i think it was underground.
So are you going back to being underground again, R&B?
Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'm not too sure if i'm above ground now.
We have a mole among us!
Dig deeper, westgrand!
I've never found out what moles are trying to escape from
Well, wouldn't you recoil, from a life of toil, in the soil??
Hey west,you're a regular..willum wurdswent lungfiller.
You mean a poet, who don't know it?
I could see you as another William Wordsworth [[make that William Wordsmith), wandering 'lonely as a cloud, that floats on high, o'er vales and hills'.....
......with his hooch as fuel..........
Maximum thirst, leading to maximum upward thrust.....
Contact!!!!!
Even lift-off must require a lot of hooch......
Maximize its potential!!!!!
Imagine the total number of people who could use that hooch.
They could get themselves just as high as arr&bee up in the clouds, even when they're laid flat out on the ground....
This stuff has to be incredible!
The highest calorie count known to man - and is the leading factor in a condition known all too well to women as 'Toxic Waist'.
I once dated a lady with a toxic waist...she was a mess.
Should have fitted a toxic waist disposal.
I should have known something was wrong because her place was a dump.
She sounds the sort who would drop everything.
But seriously all jokes aside.......?????????
When it's all jokes aside, then it's getting serious.
So, how serious were your feelings for 'the lady with the toxic waist, who was a mess'.....?
I had to give her up...i was all gassed out.
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