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[westgrandboulevard]

Hope he advertises Soulful Detroit while he's up there......

[moe]

At least Ralph would be happy!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I bet there are times when he wishes the whole lot of us were high up in the sky, safely out of the way... LOL

[moe]

And sometimes I think he wishes he was like that , too, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Up, up and away. Our beautiful balloon will need a very large basket to carry all of us.....

[arr&bee]

This company is not responsible for any humans seen flying without wings..or thinking without brains,as a matter of fact on the advice of my lawyer i'm not responsible enough to be typing this statement..e puribus unum.

[moe]

"Humans flying without wings?" Hmmmm......... ya might want to look at 1 of the Super Bowl Ads, R&B.

[westgrandboulevard]

Lat time I saw a human flying without wings, they emerged rapidly from a cannon.....

[moe]

How far did they get westgrand?

[westgrandboulevard]

To the other side of the circus tent.....

[moe]

And landed with a thud?

[westgrandboulevard]

More of a 'boiiiiinnng', into a net....

[arr&bee]

I have a wonderful story to tell,as soon as i finish imagining it.

[westgrandboulevard]

Chapter and adverse.....

[moe]

A mainstay on this thread.

[westgrandboulevard]

Or even a King Pole, if we were in the circus Big Top - as often I feel we are....

[moe]

Where's the little car full of clowns???

[westgrandboulevard]

No need to send them in - don't bother - we're here....

[moe]

Howdy boys & girls............it's your old pal Bozo!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's odd, and I've never really understood why, but some clowns have the ability to unsettle me.

[moe]

Seriously, westgrand, there's some of my friends here who feel the same way!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Then, moe, you have friends in high places.....

[moe]

Quite right.......

[westgrandboulevard]

Then I'm glad you're on my list - and I'm on yours....LOL

[moe]

HAHA!! Just got done watching Jay Leno's last show with Garth Brooks singing: I have friends in low places!

[westgrandboulevard]

I learned a lot at my mother's knee, and other low joints...

[arr&bee]

I was in a low joint last night,i think it was underground.

[moe]

So are you going back to being underground again, R&B?

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa,i'm not too sure if i'm above ground now.

[westgrandboulevard]

We have a mole among us!

[moe]

Dig deeper, westgrand!

[144man]

I've never found out what moles are trying to escape from

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, wouldn't you recoil, from a life of toil, in the soil??

[arr&bee]

Hey west,you're a regular..willum wurdswent lungfiller.

[westgrandboulevard]

You mean a poet, who don't know it?

I could see you as another William Wordsworth [[make that William Wordsmith), wandering 'lonely as a cloud, that floats on high, o'er vales and hills'.....

[moe]

......with his hooch as fuel..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Maximum thirst, leading to maximum upward thrust.....

[moe]

Contact!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Even lift-off must require a lot of hooch......

[moe]

Maximize its potential!!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Imagine the total number of people who could use that hooch.

They could get themselves just as high as arr&bee up in the clouds, even when they're laid flat out on the ground....

[moe]

This stuff has to be incredible!

[westgrandboulevard]

The highest calorie count known to man - and is the leading factor in a condition known all too well to women as 'Toxic Waist'.

[arr&bee]

I once dated a lady with a toxic waist...she was a mess.

[westgrandboulevard]

Should have fitted a toxic waist disposal.

[arr&bee]

I should have known something was wrong because her place was a dump.

[westgrandboulevard]

She sounds the sort who would drop everything.

[arr&bee]

But seriously all jokes aside.......?????????

[westgrandboulevard]

When it's all jokes aside, then it's getting serious.

So, how serious were your feelings for 'the lady with the toxic waist, who was a mess'.....?

[arr&bee]

I had to give her up...i was all gassed out.