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[westgrandboulevard]

A tap on the head would have sorted out that rude brain.....

[arrr&bee]

I hear you westgrand,i came after my brain with a hammer but somebody tiped my brain off and it wasn't there!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I expect you had half a mind to report it missing.

[144man]

That's a no-brainer.

[westgrandboulevard]

That little grey matter, it does matter.....

[moe]

Totally cerebral statements out of both of you!

[westgrandboulevard]

Translation: out of their minds LOL

[arrr&bee]

I am not out of my mind...i just misplaced that's all it's here somewhere!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You're thinking all the right thoughts, but not necessarily in the right order...

[moe]

A synapse deficit...................I knew it!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm just waiting now for his reply......LOL

[moe]

Did anyone ever find R&B's mind?

[westgrandboulevard]

I believe arrr&bee has probably one of the sharpest minds on this forum. He has such a unique way of presenting it, I struggle to keep up.

I find it helps to imagine everything reversed ,as in a mirror image, or read his words sideways....

[moe]

He must have a lot of mirrors in his house, westgrand!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I've heard of 'seeing double', but this is getting ridiculous!

[144man]

Talking of mirrors, does anyone know if it's true that vampires don't have reflections in real life?

[moe]

Wake up Bela Lugosi and ask him

[westgrandboulevard]

You'll be s-o-r-r-y...!

If there are no reflections, it would make it very difficult for a hairdresser to have a conversation while styling the hair of a vampire......

[moe]

On the other hand maybe the vampire isn't up to any conversation that day. Being anemic can make vampire very tired!!! Maybe vampire needs "new blood" not "new hair."

[westgrandboulevard]

That sounds just like a Chinese saying, moe. Vampire very tired, vampire need new blood.

Which makes me think. I have no idea of my blood type.....

[144man]

That reminds me of a crossword clue, "Blood count". The answer was "Dracula". With a bit of luck, you're not his type.

[westgrandboulevard]

Just as well. He IS getting a bit long in the tooth....

[moe]

Horrible fashion sense, too!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I wouldn't want the dry cleaning bills.

[moe]

He better have a lot of hydrogen peroxide around!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Does he dye his hair blonde when he's 'resting' - ?

[144man]

...which reminds me we should be getting the new series of "Vampire Diaries " in the UK soon. I gave up on "True Blood" after the second series.

[westgrandboulevard]

I've seen neither, but they sound in a similar vein.

[144man]

I shall stop watching immediately if they ever introduce haemo-Goblins.

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, they would be very bad for your elf.

[144man]

Any series about trolls? .

[westgrandboulevard]

Of the internet variety?

[144man]

I doubt if a series about SDF trolls would score highly on the Nielsen ratings.

[westgrandboulevard]

They shouldn't score too highly on the SDF ratings, either.....

[moe]

If people think these shows are so good then we should produce a show about R&B and his hooch/and his infamous shed. Not to mention how we all relate to him!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

So how would you classify the show, moe?

Documentary? Reality? Comedy? Natural history?

[moe]

All of the above, westgrand!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Let's not forget science fiction....

[moe]

Throw that in there, too!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, then we got a massive target audience out there!

[moe]

Yes indeed, westgrand. I think we would have a hit on our hands!!

[westgrandboulevard]

There will be interviews. Maybe I should get my teeth fixed......

[moe]

Gold, perhaps???

[westgrandboulevard]

I was thinking more of those bright smiles which are almost blinding.

You know, the sort of smile that looks like a piano keyboard, but without the black notes.

[moe]

A Manfred Man type, is that correct?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not necessarily, just the ones you can see anywhere. People smile and you think, those teeth are so perfect, they've been fixed.

More significantly, I can see my own crooked teeth reflected in them...!

[moe]

HAHA!! I've seen some pretty disgusting teeth!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

At least mine are clean, and still all my own......

[144man]

My dentist's skills are similar to those in the film, "The Marathon Man".

[moe]

144man, I remember that movie!!!

When dentition is properly cared for, the body is well.