Which might explain where the hooch went....
Which might explain where the hooch went....
Baby, baby, where did our hooch go,
And all your promises of a supply forever more?
"It's too late baby, now it's too late
though we really did try to make it..
all that we tried just dried
and I've not lied, but we just can't fake it..."
[[so you might as well complain until September....)
If that's the case:
See You In September!
September will come around soon enough.
In the meantime, should the hooch be found, I guess we'll hear about it first, right here....
Unless someone drinks the evidence!
Routine testing is the way forward!
Last time I was tested, I was Heineken Positive.
You were so anxious about it that you completely lost your bottle, in Cannes.
The testing times are over for Andy Murray, Wimbledon champion. Congratulations!
Another victory netted.....
Hey why don't we give the brits[new jersey]as a consolation prize!!
Did anyone else know Jersey was New?
No-one currently alive....
Too much woolly thinking!
I knew ewe couldn't resist ramming that one home
Baaaaaaaaaaaaad!
You can't bleat the old ones....
Sheep at half the price...
[[I've never quite understood that original saying. Surely it should be 'cheap at twice the price'...?)
Whatever, they'll flock to buy 'em...
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I herd that as well.
If we carry on with all this corn, we'll need a combine harvester....
My ears are burning at that!!
See you around Harvest Festival!
Not if it's going to be anything like "Children of the Corn".
True. "Oh, what a beautiful morning" from 'Oklahoma!', it wasn't.
And "Oh, what a beautiful day" it wasn't here on Wednesday. Tornado destroyed an entire fire station!
Oh, NOT good! Anyone hurt? Ever been caught up in a tornado yourself? Apart from the odd, freak, so called 'mini-tornado' we don't have them here in UK - but they sound horrific - and not a lot of warning?
I've come close............as I saw a tornado going down the opposite end of my street. Never forget it! Sky is dark & green. You hear this sound like a train coming. And it happens so very fast!!!!!!!!
Do they happen very often there?
Parts of the US are more prone to them than others. The infamous "tornado alley" includes Kansas, Oklahoma, Northern Texas. However, that can [[and often does) expand. The most devastating tornado happened in May of 2011 when an EF 5 tornado destroyed most of Joplin, Missouri. Here in Ohio we have some risk.
Tornadoes???????what is this the national weather service,we're supposed to be about?about??about???about????.....##%^&*&&[[)_%%%$ #@@@@##$%$#$$%$#@!!!!?????whatever it ain't about the weather
You're going to just chill while you're there, I guess....
Haaaaaaaaaa,last time i was down there those funky penguins got all hooched up and kept singing[earth angel]those birds know how to dress always in a tux!!!
On the outside, uniformly smart birds - but underneath, they're all wearing thermal underwear.....
And if you want to go to Antartica in the summer R&B you will have to go in January......that's when their summers occur.
You'll not go short of ice for your cool drinks.....
Not by a long shot! Although there might be a polar bear or two who have probably heard of that hooch!!
In which case, a nice fur coat certainly won't save your back....
A bottle of hooch at a party will always break the ice.
And for those who don't drink hooch, there's plenty of free iced water,so everyone's happy.
At least you can have your choice of ice cubes or crushed ice [[there's plenty to go around!!)
Unless you're there in mid-summer, the nights can get a bit nippy for the outdoors drinks parties.
As for the winter, best forget the idea altogether....
I won't be needing a coat of anykind,hooch rises the body temps to about 200 degrees so it's always summer,hehehehehe!!!
If your body temperature reaches 200 degrees, you'll burst into flames....
Poof!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:d
The biggest Christmas Pudding I've ever seen!
Ants are amazing creatures. They can spontaneously burst into flames as well. I know that's true because I've seen it happen myself when studying them through a magnifying glass in the summer.
Be vigilant. The word may get around, and they have a lot of relatives.....including all their ants and uncles
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