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[westgrandboulevard]

That's disgraceful. Demand a refund.

Maybe you 're taking the wrong variety? I need to move quite fast after taking mine!

[144man]

You should never keep your travel pills next to your laxatives.

[moe]

Guess westgrand wants to have a "moving" travel experience!

Why shouldn't we all go first class with that hooch??

[144man]

We don't want to get caught by the revenuers.

[westgrandboulevard]

Being caught by the venuers at some shows can be just as bad....

[144man]

...but is not as bad as having to wait two hours to see Justin Bieber...which is not as bad as actually seeing him.

[moe]

Were his pants down, 144man?

[westgrandboulevard]

Good question, moe. Last pic I saw, everything below his waist looked like it must be secured with velcro...lol

[144man]

Were his pants down, 144man?

I didn't look. Is that how they usually are?

[westgrandboulevard]

I'm just going to find myself a comfortable chair, while I await moe's response to that one....LOL

[moe]

Last time I saw a pic of Bieber Boy they should've been singing "Pants on the Ground."
Westgrand, I believe all you want to do is sit in that chair and drink R&B's finest!

[westgrandboulevard]

Life's good here in 'Utopia', the Soulful Detroit Members' Lounge.....

[moe]

Move over, my friend..........

[westgrandboulevard]

But of course, moe. Everyone is welcome, but I do hear the the waiting list out there becomes more extended by the day.....

[moe]

That's because they heard about R&B's hooch.........

[westgrandboulevard]

...and there's never enough of it to go round....

[moe]

I think R&B does that on purpose to achieve cult status............

[westgrandboulevard]

Ah yes, moe....rarity value. He makes himself as scarce as the hooch... LOL

[moe]

That, westgrand, is without a doubt the truest statement I've heard all day!

[westgrandboulevard]

.....but does it get us anywhere,moe? We'll see a new Pope long before we see any of arrr&bee's hooch...

[moe]

And the new pope showed yesterday..............
So where is R&B?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not standing by the side of Francis I as one his cardinals, that you can bet...LOL

[arrr&bee]

Where is r&b?? That seems to be the question of the decade[heck i haven't seen myself since 1972]let me explain,you see one of the very small side effects or special effects if you in a theatre lobby of this wonderful elixur is a sort of invisibility that kinda sorta takes your soul with it...think vaporising spirits,i'm here but well you kinda can't see or feel me...[moe stop poking me in the ribs-hehe it tickles]!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If moe can't see you, she won't know if she's poking you, or where....but she does look real funny jabbing that umbrella into thin air... LOL

[moe]

More like "Jabber-wacky" westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Or wacky baccy, perhaps....

[arrr&bee]

I never know when i'm gonna show up or if...[i once got a long distance call from myself and i didn't know that i had left the asylum[opps,err,ahem,hehe]the lab!!

[westgrandboulevard]

..and accepting a reverse charge call from yourself, no doubt...LOL

[arrr&bee]

Reminds me of the time i wrote myself a letter[what...i hadn't heard from me in awhile and i got worried]anyhow it came back with postage due..who knew that a stamp was needed for a letter to myself...[where are the chi-lites when you need em???]!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I am a great believer in talking to myself. That way, I get all the right answers

[arrr&bee]

I don't like it...i can never get a word in,hehehehe!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

It's all those voices in that head of yours, arrr&bee, when you have one of your "Everybody's Talkin" Nilsson moments.....

Whenever others might tell the rest of us to stop taking the hooch, thats the time for you to start... LOL

[144man]

I don't talk to myself any more because it always ends in an argument.

[westgrandboulevard]

That's because your lips aren't hearing what your ears are telling them....

[144man]

...and sometimes my stomach disagrees with me.

[westgrandboulevard]

A turn for the adverse....

[moe]

If your stomach disagrees with you 144man I wouldn't want to get close to you

[144man]

My nose runs, and my feet smell; which means they're on the wrong way round.

[westgrandboulevard]

It isn't sensible, but it makes sense...

[144man]

...as much as anything makes sense on a cancelled thread with 640 posts and still going strong...

[westgrandboulevard]

A little can often go a mighty long way...

[144man]

...not that far by London Underground.

[westgrandboulevard]

The time taken riding up and down the escalators seems longer than the actual journey....

[144man]

...but it's a very moving experience.

[westgrandboulevard]

'This escalator is currently out of service, due to a nervous breakdown'

[arrr&bee]

I tried to do the[nervous breakdown]once,but all i got was[the funky chicken]!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Even funky chickens lose their feathers once a year LOL

[moe]

How re-molting westgrand!

[westgrandboulevard]

Plucky birds, moe!

[moe]

Birds of a feather........