Be sure you are seated when you read this as it may come as a shock but I've just learned the Andantes do not sing background on Where Did Our Love Go. I know this may ruin your Christmas and cause uncontrollable sobbing under the Mistletoe but it's true. Inside sources have contacted Congress, Berry Gordy, and President Obama to requisiton funds that would've otherwise gone until recently into heavy artilery for the Iraq war to launch a full investigation as to why Jackie, Marlene, and Louvain were so lazy as to never appear on it. A subcommittee chaired by Andy Skurow and Nancy Pelosi will also finally uncover the conspiracy that kept Nothing But Heartaches sales and airplay from being under reported that stopped it from hitting the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100. If these endeavors prove successful, my contacts at the Pentagon and Hip-O Select say they plan to find the lost sales data for Stoned Love next. They figure the reports are at Gordy Manor, a safehouse in the Gaza Strip, or the basement of the Roostertail. I commend their efforts to attempt to bring peace to online warring factions of Supremes fans. I am off to play my copy of the Supremes Merry Christmas.... Oh Wait.... Diana Ross & The Andantes Merry Christmas that is. My eggnog will taste a touch salty from my tears flowing into my mug but I will keep calm and carry on.....
Merry Christmas to all....
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