Quote Originally Posted by Circa 1824 View Post
The main problem was it was all about the lyrics/message... And, the lyrics/message are not subtle, they smack you in the face. It takes real sophistication to write in a more subtle way. Take for example the song about the chair and the pillow. Good grief ….

I am surprised the lyrics did not include “let me be your socks so I can tickle your feet all day” or let me be your toothbrush so I can brighten your smile, or let me be your underwear so I can hold my favorite part of you …..
This is too funny. And the underwear part reminds me of something that Prince Charles actually said years ago to Camilla while still married to Diane.

Charles said he wanted to be Camilla's tampon:

Charles: "Oh god. I'll just live inside your trousers or something. It would be much easier!"

Diana made this album as a thank you to her fans and most of her fans appreciate it. So she accomplished what she set out to do.