After my attempt at rewriting "Ball of Confusion", I received a Cease & Desist Order which I have filed with my restraining orders. As I value my freedom, my rewrite of the Marvelettes' "Too Many Fish In the Sea " as "Too Many Pebbles On the Beach" and the Velvelettes' "Needle In A Haystack" as "Make Hay While the Sun Shines {Hay Hay Hay}" will just have to wait. I'm not sure that the world was ready for them anyway.