SIR,YOU'VE DONE IT AGAIN,SOLVED A POTENTIAL PROBLEM AND MADE ALL THE CRABS IN DA HOOD PROUD...NOW SIR A SMALL MATTER HAS COME ACROSS MY DESK..[a paper airplane with writing on it slid right over it]IT SEEMS THAT A DISPUTE IS BREWING BETWEEN THE PROPRIETOR OF[UNCLE ELI'S ROCK QUARRY AN SNUFF DIPPIN EMPORIUM DOWN AT THE EDGE OF TOWN AT 99TH & FRED SANFORD BLVD]AND COUSIN BURPY WHO RUN THE[DIRTY SALT WATER FOOT SOAK N TAFFY PARK]ACROSS THE STREET,NOW IT SEEMS THAT SOME OF THE DIRTY WATER GOT MIXED IN WITH THE SNUFF FIXINS AND THEY GOT WET SO BEFORE THE SHOOTING STARTS I HAD THEM SEE THE LEGAL FOLKS DOWN ON THAT END...[LETT.MEE.CEE.THA.CASH]AND AFTER THEY LOOKED INTO THE MATTER IT SEEMS THAT BOTH PROPERTIES SIT ON FEDERAL LAND..[old man federal died a hundred years ago]BUT HE NEVER SIGNED OVER HIS DEED...[he was sixty years behind in his payments]WELL SIR THIS COULD START A CIVIL WAR,AND THE FOLKS DOWN HERE DON'T WANT SNUFF MUDBALLS AND TAFFY FLYING BACK AND FORTH...[that stuff is murder to remove]SO BEFORE THE FEDS ARRIVE[the old man's relatives]WHO ACTUALLY HAVE THE DEED BUT WON'T LET GO BECAUSE THEY WANT TO BUILD A OIL AND VINEGAR DRIVE IN ON THE SITE,MAYBE YOU COULD LOOK INTO THIS BEFORE THE NEWSPAPERS GET INVOLVED...[sir there are some votes and dollars to be had here towards your campaine of course]ANYTHING YOU CAN DO WOULD BE WONDERFUL...[one small thing sir,old man Federal stole that name from the old fort that once stood on the site of the dispute and since the fort was on actual federal land the Government is responsible.]THIS WAS BROUGHT TO THE ATTENTION OF THE CURRENT ADMINISTRATION BUT HE'S IN HIS BUNKER WITH THE PHONE TURNED OFF SO THIS MAY DRAG ON INTO YOUR ADMINISTRATION,THANK YOU SIR!!