Grady says his 14-day self quartine has to be doubled because of some gangrenous chitlins. Seems he used a microwave instead of an oven. So to make it up to you, he'll supply the beverages for your inaugural balls. He assures me that it's fresh from the still...err liquor store..uuhhh distribution warehouse. Grady said it fell off'n the back of an 18 wheeler, he assured me. And since his condo...I mean lean-to is 6 feet from the Statehouse; you can kill two birds w/1 stone! Social distancing AND plausible deniability if anyone sees us making the pick up near the guv'ment building! We're on the case, sir.