Quote Originally Posted by sansradio View Post
"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley
"It's been a rough day. I got up this morning...put on a shirt and a button fell off. I picked up my briefcase and the handle came off. I'm afraid to go to the bathroom."

Rodney Dangerfield

very good contributions

edafan