Quote Originally Posted by lockhartgary View Post
When I lived in Jersey, there was a sign in a local establishment that read:

Our credit manager's name is Helen Waite. If you want credit, go to Helen Waite.
"Oh, I liked to have forgot it: The manager wanted me to announce that a lady by the name of Helen Hunt has found some lady's pocketbook. So if you want your pocketbook...go to Helen Hunt for it. Thank you very much."

Moms Mabley

very good

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