Your service to our great nation will not be forgotten. I'm going to change the name of Maryland to Jailand. I don't know who Mary is anyway, so if she doesn't like it, let her run for president. [[If she thinks that's a good idea, I'll have her meet "Big Sally With The Guns" to express to her how difficult it is to live [derp] I mean handle the stress associated with running against a guy who's as popular as I am. But maybe you can meet me at Mary's place, we're gonna have us a ball today. And if she doesn't like me changing the name of her state, you can tell her "Mary, don't you weep." We all know how Proud Mary can be.