He's alright. He managed to package a gallon or so of it into 8 ounce jars and peddle it as "Dumb Old Tramp's Authentic Pomade & Hair Gel". Turns out it's an instant conk and hair bleaching cream [[who knew) and makes anybody look like Tramp [[complete with orange skin). Of course, it also causes brain damage and birth defects but since it's a supplement and not technically a drug, the FDA doesn't have jurisdiction over it. He sold it at one of your president's rallies and made enough loot to pay for the stomach surgery of half the people who ate at his joint last month.
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