For those who have asked, here is the first installment of "MALLETTCATRAZ", titled...
"Diary Of A Mad Juice", from June 2004...
BREAKING NEWS!!! THIS JUST IN!!! THE JUICEMAN OF MALLETCATRAZ CAPTURED!!!!!
Chet Finkley [[chet_finkley) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 1:37 am:
Good Evening! This is Chet Finkley with a special bulletin. According to the Soulful Detroit Wire Services, the poster by the name of Juicefree20 has been apprehended. He had escaped from Kabonggton Island, where he was serving time for alleged serial postings, posting drive bys & horrible pictures, which he used to imitate a Temptation, a doctor of love & strangest of all, a plate of Filet Mignon with Mashed Potatoes!!!
Upon his capture, he was heard muttering something about Mallets, Helen Reddy & Muzak! We are checking to see if this is some strange code. Do we have any information about this Hal??????? That has not as yet been confirmed. Details will follow. Back to you Katie...........
THIS HAS BEEN A SPECIAL BULLETIN!!!!!!! We now take you back to your forum!
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Charise [[mistrivia1) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 1:43 am:
L O L, CHET!!!!!
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Chet Finkley [[chet_finkley) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 11:26 am:
BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!!
Good Morning, This is Chet Finkley. We have breaking news on the Malletcatraz case. Sources at the Soulful Detroit Wire Services tell us that the so-called Juiceman Of Malletacraz, has hired famed attorney, Ronnie Coughlan as his counsel. Mr Coughlan gained fame with his handling of the O.K Stimpson case. Mr Coughlan is expected to hold a press conference sometime today. Back to our regular programming.
THIS HAS BEEN A SPECIAL BULLETIN! WE NOW TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR FORUM.
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DyvaNaye [[westside314) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 2:50 pm:
Juice...
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Funkyone D.J. Dollar Bil [[funkyone) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 7:16 pm:
Juice is back and tougher than the Mack!
In the sequel to Escape from Kabonggton.
He promised if he ever saw "El" again that he'd "Hook 'em up!"
And Juice always keeps his promises!
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Arcadia [[arcadia) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 7:28 pm:
I just LOVE breaking news!
Soulful Detroit is now a wire service!!
Very cool. And, oh, juice, can I get you anything, LOL ?!?
Arcadia :-)
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Funkyone D.J. Dollar Bil [[funkyone) - Posted on Thursday, June 17, 2004 - 7:51 pm:
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