TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

[144man]

Then you're lucky it was your mouth they placed the apple in.

[westgrandboulevard]

I placed it there myself - very swiftly!

[moe]

That poor camel...........

[westgrandboulevard]

It's no wonder they spit!

[144man]

Spit-roast camel? Sounds interesting.

[westgrandboulevard]

It does take a hell of a lot of butter to do it properly.

[144man]

Do you prefer the one-humped or two-humped variety?

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, I suppose what they do in private is their own business.

[144man]

Old Joke Department:

When I was on holiday in Tunisia, I met a man whose job it was castrating camels. I asked him how it was done, and he told me that he got two bricks and just smashed them together. Being an animal lover, I said to him, "Doesn't that hurt?", and he replied, "Only when I get my thumb caught in the middle".

[westgrandboulevard]

Ha! And I'm hoping that's what happens every single time...

[moe]

How do you know when they're done?

[144man]

They talk in high-pitched voices. Or were you asking about the spit-roasting?

[westgrandboulevard]

If moe's talking about the spit-roasting, then maybe we get a slice of the action?

[moe]

Spit-roasting..........

[westgrandboulevard]

Somebody get some plates.....

[moe]

I thought we all had to spit on that camel first!!
OK..........I'll get the forks......

[westgrandboulevard]

Is camel meat high fat, or low??

[moe]

Don't know, but probably tastes like chicken

[westgrandboulevard]

Then that would make it the equivalent of a large flock!

[moe]

Everything tastes like chicken............and that's no quack!

[westgrandboulevard]

I should have ducked when I saw THAT one coming!

And it seems a lot of restaurants are not above passing off chicken as being much more expensive meat...

[144man]

But chicken doesn't taste like chicken now...leastwise not the chicken I used to have as a kid. Maybe I'm losing my taste buds with age.

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, like me, you're no spring chicken yourself, I guess. I expect a venerable chicken might say that humans don't taste the same these days [[but first, you'll have to find a chicken with the gift of speech..!)

[moe]

Foghorn Leghorn........I say, I say!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

There's one, for sure.

And then there's Daffy Duck. I wonder if all ducks speak with a lisp....

[moe]

What about Tweety Bird [[of the Tweety/Sylvester combo)?

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, and Sylvester, who also had a strange way of speaking. They were both voiced by Mel Blanc - ?

But then, we're talking cartoons, aren't we - or maybe I should be saying 'animation'...

[moe]

Mel Blanc was a genius!

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes moe, his was indeed a truly rare talent.

[144man]

That's all, folks!

[moe]

Sufferin Succotash!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

What's Up, Doc?

[144man]

Is that a question about proctology?

[westgrandboulevard]

I suppose it is, in a proctological manner of speaking.

If the tube were coming in the other direction, from a different orifice, it would be in a different manner of speaking - but just at the minute, I can't remember the term!

In which case, perhaps it would have to be "What's Going Down, Doc?"

[moe]

Rear Admiral!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Whichever way the tube is heading, it's tricky.

[moe]

A lot of twist and turns..........just like a roller coaster
Did you see the youtube video of the colonoscopy skit from "In Living Color?" Hilarious!

[westgrandboulevard]

uhhhh, OK, I'll take your word, moe!

Will perhaps check that one out - but will I need sedation?!

[144man]

Is it anything like "Fantastic Voyage"?

[westgrandboulevard]

If so, the weather conditions down there must be extreme, to say the least....

[moe]

If you need sedation, westgrand, I can provide.........

[westgrandboulevard]

Who am I gonna call, jitterbusters....!

[moe]

Nope, just me!

[westgrandboulevard]

That'll do nicely....

[moe]

Yessirree............best 20min sleep you've ever had!! Catch up with you later.
Hey.........what happened to R&B?

[westgrandboulevard]

Ssssssh. If you speak of the devil.....

[144man]

No doubt R&B will fade back into reality soon just like he always does.

[westgrandboulevard]

Whenever he starts making sense, I know he's had a few...

[moe]

From that infamous imaginary shed? Do tell!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I can't moe, as my suspicion came direct from my imaginary mind!