TEST!! Had this been an actual post, you'd have been instructed to...

**moe** · 06-09-2013, 08:01 PM

........and so does R&B's hooch!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-10-2013, 06:35 AM

Now moe, you're a knowledgeable lady, so tell me...how is hooch made?

We've yet to see arrr&bee's hooch, and now he doesn't show up so much these days.

Should we be thinking of making our own?

**moe** · 06-10-2013, 08:05 PM

I'm beginning to think that would be the only solution...........albeit 100 proof

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-11-2013, 06:45 AM

If you want something doing, do it well, I say!

**144man** · 06-11-2013, 07:08 AM

Do we want to make the legal or the illegal variety?

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-11-2013, 03:05 PM

If it's going to be a 'limited edition', it had better be illegal. That legal hooch can be found anywhere.....

**144man** · 06-11-2013, 07:53 PM

Does this mean I'm going to be consorting with known criminals?

**moe** · 06-11-2013, 08:33 PM

Not sure who you will be consorting with..........

**144man** · 06-11-2013, 09:05 PM

Whoever makes the illegal hooch will be criminals. Make sure you don't tell anyone about this. We'll have to keep it very quiet.

**144man** · 06-11-2013, 09:16 PM

Good night, moe. If any revenuer is reading this, I'm not going out now to find the recipe. Honest!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-12-2013, 05:01 AM

Well, of course, PMs are a wonderful modern invention.

By 'revenuers', I guess you mean Her Majesty's Revenue & Customs, but it is a custom of her Majesty to enjoy a little tipple.....

**144man** · 06-12-2013, 06:41 PM

It's one law for them and another for us.

I thought revenuers looked for illicit stills, and they're still looking.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-12-2013, 06:56 PM

Those revenuers were also looking in Madame Tussauds a while ago, and today they're looking still.

**144man** · 06-12-2013, 07:02 PM

Can we get any hooch from Stephen Stills?

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-12-2013, 07:09 PM

I haven't the bottle to ask.....

**moe** · 06-12-2013, 07:50 PM

Rye not, westgrand?

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-13-2013, 05:58 AM

100 proof of being shy, is the reason rye....

**144man** · 06-13-2013, 03:56 PM

The proof of the hooch is in the drinking.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-13-2013, 04:21 PM

Or in the sinking......

**moe** · 06-13-2013, 07:58 PM

Or the glasses we are clinking

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-14-2013, 08:02 AM

I'll clink to that...

**moe** · 06-15-2013, 06:23 AM

I think we would all clink to just about anything

**144man** · 06-15-2013, 10:53 AM

If we get caught making illicit hooch, we could end up in"clink".

**moe** · 06-15-2013, 12:03 PM

Sometimes we just have to take a chance because we're not getting any from R&B!!

**arrr&bee** · 06-15-2013, 02:23 PM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...are you guys still tryin to learn the secret[remember i'm always here]you just don't see me,heck i haven't seen myself in years i was gonna visit myself once but forgot the adress,anyhow this stuff can't be bought just anywhere you know[those pesky health folks]i'll send you all a case just in case,so chill,hehehehehhe!!!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-15-2013, 04:49 PM

Do you ever get the feeling we're being haunted around here?

**144man** · 06-15-2013, 05:57 PM

...and not by the spirits we want.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-15-2013, 06:04 PM

Who you gonna call......

**144man** · 06-15-2013, 06:07 PM

Hoochbuster?!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-15-2013, 06:12 PM

Perhaps if I were to rub this lamp.....

**144man** · 06-15-2013, 06:22 PM

Like a lad in that pantomime. It would be an ingenieus thing to do.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-15-2013, 07:07 PM

...while your allusion, not only to genie but bold prince, is noted .

I fear I'll just have to rely on my whistling kettle.......

**moe** · 06-16-2013, 08:58 AM

I'll have a cup of Earl Grey, westgrand, please.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-16-2013, 05:19 PM

Coming up, moe. As it is, or do you take it with lemon?

**moe** · 06-16-2013, 08:06 PM

As it is..............always.........thank you!

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-17-2013, 05:18 AM

I'll make a pot for you. As you know, we English spend all our time taking tea, and discussing the weather

**moe** · 06-17-2013, 03:47 PM

Rain, rain rain...................how's yours???

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-17-2013, 04:15 PM

Today has been the epitome of an idyllic English [[or British) summer's day.

Rain......

**144man** · 06-17-2013, 06:18 PM

Wimbledon starts next week.

That means...More Rain.

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-17-2013, 06:28 PM

At least some of it now hits a roof, which prevents it falling directly onto the spectators....

**144man** · 06-17-2013, 06:47 PM

It was a bit over-the-top going to the expense of building a roof just to stop Cliff Richard singing there again.

**arrr&bee** · 06-18-2013, 11:39 AM

And then you add two barrels of...oh are we back from commercial break???

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-18-2013, 05:35 PM

Is anyone sponsoring us?

**moe** · 06-18-2013, 08:03 PM

Who would???

**westgrandboulevard** · 06-19-2013, 09:05 AM

Possibly more than we think - but it may not be a compliment to us...

**arrr&bee** · 06-20-2013, 11:10 AM

WE'RE LIKE[PBS]THE PEOPLE LOVE US OVER HERE AND CAN'T WAIT FOR WHAT COMES NEXT[WINK,WINK]BECAUSE WE NEVER KNOW WHAT'S COMING NEXT AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT A SPONSOR,AS SOON AS MY LAWYER GETS HIS LISENSE BACK[just a minor technical glitch]HE'S ON THE CASE...WE'RE GONNA BE BIGGER THAN PET ROCKS!!!