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Me: [[Banging on the bathroom door) Daddy! I have to use the bathroom!
Dad: Take it easy. Are your pockets dry?
Me: Yes, but they have holes in them!

One of my Mom's favorite childhood memories of me.
The one my Mom often repeats is me beating up one of my father's co-worker's kids LOL! She said they couldn't stop me.