Yo... Moe

**Jerry Oz** · 02-07-2019, 08:25 PM

Saw the Porter deal but didn't hear about Morris. Freeing up loot to make changes to the roster is painful but necessary.

**arr&bee** · 02-14-2019, 08:37 PM

What's painful is watching them play,i'm not familiar with this guy from toronto who lit em up for [44pts]the other night...but i'm not surprised!!

**Jerry Oz** · 02-15-2019, 03:48 PM

Originally Posted by arr&bee

What's painful is watching them play,i'm not familiar with this guy from toronto who lit em up for [44pts]the other night...but i'm not surprised!!

Pascal Siakam is really good. He went from being a serviceable backup last season to being a critical part of a championship caliber team this year. They got y'all while Kawhi was hurt, too. That's gotta sting. By the way, Boston stuck Philly the other day without Kyrie, so I feel you pain.

**arr&bee** · 02-15-2019, 07:40 PM

Oh no jerry you don't feel my pain..there ain't a pill strong enough for this,sigh..i wish i had a team!!!!!

**arr&bee** · 02-25-2019, 12:56 PM

Hey jerry,them[gizzards]continue to fail, beal is scoring[30-40]a night with no help..of course they play no defense either-sigh!!!

**arr&bee** · 02-28-2019, 02:14 PM

Hey,ms.m i hear your guy[jason witten]is coming out of retirement to play for your boyz,he signed a one year deal..bad news for the[dumbskins]he kills us..jerry what's up with this witten deal?

**Jerry Oz** · 02-28-2019, 05:11 PM

I read a tweet about it. I doubt he's going to play well though. Dallas has a problem with Randy Gregory probably being kicked out of the league permanently and another DL being suspended for the second time due to drug use. Add that to their schedule being more difficult and they're going to need some breaks to match last season.

**arr&bee** · 03-04-2019, 11:28 AM

Hey jerry,i bet witten only has two good games,and they're gonna be him killin the[dumbskins]...sigh!!

**arr&bee** · 03-14-2019, 02:40 PM

Hey jerry,looks like cleveland is loading up,now-odell beckham jr.-this young team may be ok this season.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-14-2019, 10:28 PM

Originally Posted by arr&bee

Hey jerry,looks like cleveland is loading up,now-odell beckham jr.-this young team may be ok this season.

Yeah, they're going to be a load to bear once they get their chemistry working. Added talent on both sides of the ball. But they have a rookie head coach and that might be problematic. I'm starting to think that Antonio Brown played Pittsburgh, knowing that his guaranteed loot was gone. Traded to Vegas with a brand new contract in his pocket.

**arr&bee** · 03-18-2019, 10:58 AM

A.b. Will regret going to the raiders,who should be awful this season.

**Jerry Oz** · 03-18-2019, 07:09 PM

Larry Fitzgerald advised him that he will miss playing with a Hall of Fame caliber QB. I'm betting he's right. He got spoiled playing in Pittsburgh.

**arr&bee** · 03-21-2019, 12:29 PM

Hey jerry,i know that you wouldn't waste your time watching anything as sorry as those-nodefensenoncoachingcantshootfreethrowsawful gizzards,but this comic roadshow is still playing and still giving away games too like the one last night to the bulls,if you hear hysterical laughter it's coming from over here,and jerry here's the punchline[you ready?]......they actually think that they will make the playoffs..haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[i'm on the floor]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa[the warriors better watch out cause here we come]haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!

**Jerry Oz** · 03-22-2019, 08:14 PM

All they need is a little confidence. Stranger things have happened in the world of sports.

Okay, that was a joke. But if you find out what they're drinking, order a double for me.

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2019, 06:40 PM

Jerry,them no account gizzards don't play in the world of sports...they play in the world of fantasy,when i watch this bunch the word sports doesn't seem right-nincumpoops about sums it up..i wish i had a team,sigh!!

**Jerry Oz** · 03-24-2019, 10:18 PM

There's always next year. But the thing is, with Wall hurting his Achilles, he might not be ready until February or March 2020. It's not looking good.

**arr&bee** · 03-24-2019, 11:11 PM

If and when ernie comes back..[and he will]it won't look or be good-sigh!!!

**arr&bee** · 04-03-2019, 10:31 AM

pssssss,psssssssssss...hey jerry wake up this might be a dream but the gizzards have finally and mercifully fired ernie....THE SUN IS UP AND IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY,DING DONG THE WICKED WIZARD IS DEAD LET THERE BE JOY IN THE LAND,SO THIS SUMMER WILL BE ABOUT FINDING SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING TO TURN THIS LONG RUNNING NIGHTMARE INTO A POSITIVE,TED FINALLY WOKE UP FROM HIS SLUMBER AND CUT OFF THE HEAD OF THE DRAGON THAT'S BEEN DRAGGING THIS TEAM DOWN FOR[16 YRS]NOW TO BE FAIR HE HAD HELP BUT THE RESPONSIBILITY REST WITH HIM..AND NOW HE'S GONE-YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-YIPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..JERRY DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT'S BEEN SINCE I COULD GIVE OUT CHEERS FOR THIS TEAM,AS A MATTER OF FACT..[and i'm actually sober typing this]I'M GONNA CALL EM BY THEIR TEAM NAME..LET'S GO-W..WI..WIZ..WIZARDS!!!...[pray for me Jerry]!!!

**arr&bee** · 04-24-2019, 12:49 PM

Hey jerry,i know you're busy running for president,but if i may offer congrats on your[sixers]advancing to the semis,i hope they beat those pest from the north..go sixers!!

**Jerry Oz** · 04-24-2019, 02:27 PM

A poem I wrote to get the team fired up for the series:
Flintstones?
Beat the Flintstones!
They're a modern stone age b-ball team
From the town of T-Rock, they're a page right of history
Just take and shoot some real good shots
Don't let Kawhi beat you to the block
Flintstones
Beat the Flintstones
And have a Trust the Process good time,
A yabba doo time
Have a gay old time!!!

Such a poet. And yeah, I know it. Come on Sixers, don't you blow it.

**arr&bee** · 04-24-2019, 03:13 PM

Very poetic mr.president,wouldn't it be great for your administration to invite the sixers to the brown house as your first sports guest? What a country club!!

**Jerry Oz** · 04-25-2019, 09:03 PM

Oh, I'll be inviting plenty of teams to Da Joint. I like that name more than "White House", which is not nearly as dignified or classy. I plan to strong-arm a catering joint and I'm going to have every team that visits pay for its own meals. They'll do it too, because nobody wants an investigation into their operations by the Justice Department. I'm not saying that I'd sic them on the teams but I'd hate to see something bad happen just because the ball players didn't want to play ball. You get it.

**arr&bee** · 04-26-2019, 05:27 PM

Da joint,haaaaaaaaaaaa..i love it,you're the classiest man ever to sit in office..ten more years-ten more years!!

**arr&bee** · 04-29-2019, 01:20 AM

Excuse me mr.president,but your sixers lost..i may i suggest that you write a writ of somethingortheother to keep this from ever happening again,after all you root for this team and a loss reflects on you sir and this country can't have that..that upstart team from boston should be drawn quartered and locked in grady's kitchen for their treasonous act!!

**Jerry Oz** · 04-29-2019, 01:23 AM

We got beat by Toronto. I'm declaring Canadians to be illegal immigrants and building a wall across the northern border. This must never be permitted to happen again. How utterly unAmerican.

**arr&bee** · 04-29-2019, 01:59 AM

Yessir i agree completely,and if i may add sir that if this boston team wins another game against your fine all american team,the city of boston should be immobilized and all boston baked beans be tossed into the bay..this is practically an act of war!!

**arr&bee** · 05-02-2019, 01:01 PM

Opps,sorry mr.president it was toronto..[darned hooch]..sir may i suggest that if those canadians win you should annex canada and declare toronto part of north philly and you and the country win!!

**Jerry Oz** · 05-02-2019, 02:46 PM

I have other plans for Canada. I'm gonna make them the 51st state and I'll then make it my base of operations. Then, I'm going to make the Old Orleans Stains relocate to the coldest part of it for their many crimes against the state.

By "state" I mean the Atlanta Falcons. They doomed themselves with their own insolent actions.

**arr&bee** · 05-02-2019, 03:23 PM

MORE BRILLIANCE ON YOUR PART SIR,YOU MAKE ME PROUD TO BE A HUSLER-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..A HONEST AMERICAN...[pssssss over here sir,after you annex canada if you're not using alberta can i have it?..the state not the girl..but if there's a girl there i might be able to use her in one of my next films.

**Jerry Oz** · 05-02-2019, 04:12 PM

You got it, Bub. By the way, Daniel Snyder swears that the name of his football team is respectful of a proud and maligned peoples who are happy to be represented in such a way. When I'm president, I'm changing the name to Rednecks instead of Redskins so that it can represent a proud yet often maligned population. They'll appreciate it, as will I. I'm 1/8th Cherokee, by the way and they never asked me if that name was offensive.

Win-win.

Change of subject:
So what do you think about Washington holding the line, not making a trade and getting Dwayne Haskins at 15th? Living in central Ohio, I've seen every one of his games and I can tell you that the kid is a stud. I wouldn't want him playing in game #1, but if you give him a line and weapons, he's going to be the best QB in the NFC East by far.

**arr&bee** · 05-02-2019, 06:42 PM

WELL MR.PRESIDENT,ON THE FIRST SUBJECT I'M ALL FOR THE NAME CHANGE..I'M 1/45TH CHEROKEE MY SELF..[we may be from the same tribe]NOW AS FOR THE SECOND-I'M WITH YOU ABOUT THE KID NOT STARTING YET BUT I SAY EASE HIM IN SLOWLY AND BY NEXT SEASON HE SHOULD BE READY TO TAKE THE REINS AND SHOULD HAVE SOME OFFENSIVE WEAPONS..NOW SIR IF I MAY SUGGEST SOMETHING NEW FOR YOU TO CONSIDER,WHY NOT HAVE YOU AS OUR COMMANDER AN CHIEF HAND OFF THE BALL AT THE START OF THE NFL SEASON-JUST HAVE THE TEAM'S RUNNING BACK COME OVER TO YOUR BOX AND YOU HAND HIM THE BALL...[now of course in return he hands you an envelope stuffed with shall we say campaine contributions from the owner,cash only and tax free and of course your aide takes the envelope so it never actually touches your hands sir..and if there's an investigation the replay will show you hands free]JUST A SMALL IDEA TO HELP YOU GET THIS COUNTRY MOVING AGAIN!!

**Jerry Oz** · 05-02-2019, 09:40 PM

Hmmm... I could always do with a little more loot * I mean community outreach * and that would put me closer with the common man. We could make them buy POTUS 46 sunglasses so they don't find themselves blinded by my brilliance. I'll make a knot * I mean let them go home with a memorial that will make them feel special for years * and endear me to them for weeks. I shoulda thought of this a long time ago.

**arr&bee** · 05-03-2019, 05:24 PM

Is there no end to your presidential wisdom sir,this country is so lucky that you are running...ten more years-ten more years!!

**arr&bee** · 05-10-2019, 02:11 AM

Ms.m,it's that time of the year when friends get together to cheer against one another's teams..now the skins aren't gonna do much so your boyz should fight it out with the eagles for the nfc east..of course i hope the eagles beat their brains out..gettin ready for camp,look forward to your comments as always..you fan-jai!!

**Jerry Oz** · 05-10-2019, 02:12 PM

I'm on the fence about whether to watch the NFL this season. I know that if I decide to do it, Jerry Jones or Papa John or Donald Trump or some other booty sniffer is going to tick me off again. Atlanta's going to be good this season and Miami, in the middle of a rebuild is going to be interesting. They're going to win the AFC East in 2021 and for the next four years. It'd be a good time to reinvest... But then again...

**arr&bee** · 05-10-2019, 03:57 PM

Hey jerry,i'm almost kinda excited not for this season,but for[2021]if they don't mess it up,all they have to do is keep building around haskins and they may actually win some games,of course there are those who say that he should start this season[big mistake]just be cool and who knows..stay tuned!!

**Jerry Oz** · 05-13-2019, 01:30 AM

And *ZIP* just like that, it's football season. I'm not a major league baseball since my Mets don't play major league baseball and tonight, my Sixers and Nuggets went down hard in game 7s. If I didn't have crappy luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all.

Anyways, I talked to my brother who lives in Vegas this afternoon and told him I'm on the fence. He basically told me that Jerry Jones and Roger Goodell could join the police and shoot up an all-black boys & girls club and it wouldn't make him stop watching the NFL. I told him I never encourage anyone to boycott anything and he settled down when he realized I wasn't trying to conscript him into joining the Black Panthers.

I'm leaning 50.9% to 49.1% toward watching at least the Falcons and Dolphins this season. If I do, I know I'm going to regret it.

**arr&bee** · 05-13-2019, 02:51 PM

Well sir,you'll be president shortly and you could just annex the league!!

**arr&bee** · 06-11-2019, 12:23 AM

I just watched the warriors beat the flintstones,and they're gonna force a game seven too..the raps might be in trouble..go warriors!

**Jerry Oz** · 06-11-2019, 01:22 AM

I'm rooting for the Lizards. I'm fed up with the Golden State Patriots and want somebody else to win.

By the way, the Wiz are picking at 9 in two weeks. What position is most necessary to draft? I'm presuming it's not shooting guard unless you succeed in getting rid of Bradley Beal. And I have no clue why you want to dump the only sure-fire gold player you have but his name keeps coming up.

**arr&bee** · 06-11-2019, 05:09 PM

Anything is possible with them gizzards,they still have no g.m. And no glue.

**Jerry Oz** · 06-11-2019, 06:55 PM

Wow. I didn't know they still didn't have a GM. I saw that they whiffed on stealing Tim Connely from Denver but assumed they had a plan B. What the heck is wrong with that organization? Hate to say this about your team, Bubba, but they might be the worst run franchise in American sports right now.

**arr&bee** · 06-11-2019, 07:21 PM

How bout the known universe!!

**Jerry Oz** · 06-11-2019, 08:50 PM

You're aware that the NBA draft is in ten days... Are they?! How can you be ten days out of the draft and not have a GM?

**arr&bee** · 06-12-2019, 10:38 AM

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...jerry not only do they not have a gm..they don't have a glue...if i'm bradley beal i'm beggin for a trade!!!

**Jerry Oz** · 06-12-2019, 10:28 PM

Lakers are trying to trade Lonzo Ball, Brandon Ingram and the #4 pick for Anthony Davis. You might be able to get Jrue Holliday and Ingram [[and possibly Lonzo) for sending Beal and the #9 pick to New Orleans, who would also get the #4 pick from LA. Everybody wins.

**arr&bee** · 06-12-2019, 11:47 PM

Sounds good,but they would muck it up.

**Jerry Oz** · 06-12-2019, 11:52 PM

I could imagine the Lakers and Pelicans calling and nobody answers the phone. It's the opposite of good business.

**arr&bee** · 06-13-2019, 12:07 AM

And should he get hurt...twenty losses in a row easy,no positives after the second of relief on the firing of grunfield,even i was happy for a milisecond..but hope springs eternal-the mystics are picked to win it all which means that they too will fall..anytime that folks are more excited about daniel snyder that ain't good..get it together ted!!!