Yo... Moe

[arr&bee]

Hey ms.m..the boyz played the lions in a game of-who will blink first,and the lions blinked congrats..moe don't sweat it division games are like that..jerry what happened? Is it just me or do the bears seem to be getting their growl back,and i'm having the best[hooch]hullucination ever..the dumbskins are in first place in the nfc east..the last time they were first in anything-leather helmets were all the rage..more hooch!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I told you what happened a couple weeks ago, Homeboy. We had a top 10 defense last season but lost our starting middle linebacker, strong safety and free safety in addition to one of our best pass rushers. Too much to account for. But we lost yesterday because the coach got too cocky for the situation and played zone agains A.J. [[freaking) Green on the 12 yard line. I mean, who does that?! At least the offense is playing better.

Next week, we get the pleasure of making moe a happy woman again by laying another egg in Pittsburgh. Stick a fork in it, the Falcons and noodles are done.

[arr&bee]

Well i guess they laid an egg,hehe..well you'll have company cause drew brees will bring us back to earth monday night,i'm gonna need a stronger batch!!

[moe]

You made me VERY Happy yesterday Jerry!!

[Jerry Oz]

You made me VERY Happy yesterday Jerry!!

[arr&bee]

Hi ms.m,well the battle of texas was fought and the boyz came up short,awww...moe big ben is back on target,jerry your burds are done..as for my hullucination i'll see if it continues tonight,hehe!!!

[arr&bee]

well,that was so badd i'm typing in small print,but i didn't expect much anyhow they are who i knew they were,those clowns actually messed up my nice little hullucination..time for gruden to go but we know that he won't go anywhere..the team has tuned him out if they ever listened in the first place,hey jerry can you believe that some idiots are saying-well they're still in first place in the division...what the hell??? that's nothing to brag about because the division stinks,another house cleaning is needed as always and the panthers are coming-i just polished off two fifths of hooch and i'm still sober-how the hell do guys play that much out of position? how do guys not get up for a nation game? why is there no anger on the sidelines? why are there no halftime adjustments? why am i asking why when i already know the answers?

[Jerry Oz]

One week away from NBA season. My Sixers are playing the Smelltics in the first game. Really want to see them start the season on a high note.

[arr&bee]

Yep,more misery this time from those[no play-all talk]gizzards..i would start a[solitare]league but they would lose too,i was gonna play[catch]with my[shadow]but he quit because he wanted more[face time]i'm rooting for your sixers,why not-i wish i had a team...sigh!!!

[moe]

Antonio Brown having a hissy fit.........wth?

Mike Tomlin is 25K poorer for his opinion of officiating....let's face it, Mikey said what we all think!

[arr&bee]

Hey moe,at lease you got a good team with a[real]coach,i should have such problems-go steelers!!

[Jerry Oz]

I saw where Austin Rivers is on the "everybody is sleeping/hating on us" train. The only thing you need to say if you feel that way is "we won our division/conference/league". Do something and then talk about how good you are, Austin and John and Bradley. Game recognizes game, am I right?

[moe]

At least I thought so Jerry.

[Jerry Oz]

At least I thought so Jerry.

Your boys have a nearly do-or-die game against the Bungles this week, moe. The only time I watch any of the games is when I'm over my folks' house after church and I'm pretty sure Columbus is getting the Clowns game. Cleveland is Pops' favorite team, so there's no chance I'll even see a snippet of Cincy/Pittsburgh. But good luck. Catch an L this week and you're going to need a huge implosion by Cincinnati to win the North.

[arr&bee]

See what i mean,that's my gizzards always flapping their wings,but flying nowhere,hey jerry game does recognize game but the gizzards ain't got none..i wish i had a team-sigh!!!

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaa,jerry,we both know that cincy always implodes,so all moe's team has to do is win and watch the bungles slowly dissapate!!

[Jerry Oz]

We will see. They humiliated both my Falcons and my Dolphins in the last two weeks. I take no pleasure in them being a bad team knowing that mine are even worse. Besides, they're my nephew's favorite team and he could use a break sports wise.

[arr&bee]

I believe in cincy about as much as i trust the[skins]they'll mess it up soon enough.

[ms_m]

I wasn't CHEERING for ya Jai but you pulled it out anyhoo...congrats
You too Moe, and you as well Jerry.

NOW

HOW BOUT DEM BOYZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!

[moe]

Thanks Ms M........
There were a few games that made my eyes get bigger.......yours was one of them
Congratulations!
But the Patriots pulled it out

[arr&bee]

thanks ms m........
There were a few games that made my eyes get bigger.......yours was one of them
congratulations!
But the patriots pulled it out

moe,what did i tell ya,them bungles choked like they always do,go steelers!!

[arr&bee]

Hi ms.m[wit yo fine self]congrats to your[boyz]on that fine victory..it has been awhile since our teams played with anything at steak[first place?wow]this takes me back to the days when playing ya'll meant something,oh and i'm sure that you know that we haven't beaten ya'll in two years[ouch]of course that will change sunday at 4:25..every touchdown we score will be dedicated to you!!

[moe]

R&B,
They did..........but what makes me mad is the hit Burfinct put on AB [[elbow to the head).
He [[Burfinct) already was suspended the first 4 games for PED's. I think JuJu needs another finger pointing to him like last year.

[arr&bee]

Well,those nodefensealltalkgoodfornothing-gizzards play miami tonight in their first game of the new season...and my misery begins anew-i wish i had a team-sigh!!

[Jerry Oz]

Well,those nodefensealltalkgoodfornothing-gizzards play miami tonight in their first game of the new season...and my misery begins anew-i wish i had a team-sigh!!

Good luck. My 76ers looked like they needed to remember how they got beat by Boston in the playoffs and instead of watching film of the games, they replayed one of them. Weak effort.

[arr&bee]

Dwight howard can take his[bad back]go away,same ol story-heat 113-giz-112 jerry your 76ers will be fine,i on the other hand don't have a team-sigh!!

[Jerry Oz]

Tough tough way to lose a hard fought game, with someone snatching an offensive rebound and tossing it up with 1.2 seconds left. And I can't stand Kelly Olynyk.

[arr&bee]

Hey jerry,you may wanna sit down for this pick yes i being of somewhat sound mind am picking,washington over dallas in a dogfight..31-27..[hi ms.m]!

[Jerry Oz]

DM me with your location. It's time for an intervention. Greasy Grady, Littlebits, moe, ms_m and I are coming to cart the rest of your hooch to the nearest chemical waste site for safe disposal. It's clearly affecting your reasoning and it's time to give it up.

It's for your own good, Jai.

[ms_m]

and btw Jerry, don't mess with the hooch. Dem's fighting words. LOL

[ms_m]

Excellent comeback Carolina!!!!!

Next Up....you and me Jai

[ms_m]

Oh damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ms_m]

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[ms_m]

Dak for the....

[ms_m]

SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Congrats Jai

[ms_m]

Son of a $#@!$^#$%#$%@!$!$%@#%$!$#%W#^%#

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....jerry,you were saying?..i tried to tell ya'll what was gonna happen,and if our sorry scared coach had any granolas[hehe]the score wouldn't been close,i knew we would beat the boyz,heck i'm more scared of the game coming up against a desperate giants team,hi ms.m thanks for the congrats or and by the way...the dumbskins are gonna spoil your thanksgiving too,heck i'm gonna ride this hooch hullucination for all it's worth before the eagles come to their senses,hehe..first place-for one brief shining moment-hehe!!

[Jerry Oz]

Well, the Dirty Birds got a win over the G-Men and limp into their bye at 3-4. Now, they have six of their last nine on the road. Gonna take something special to get to the playoffs this season.

[arr&bee]

Good for em,jerry now the skins got a hungry angry team waiting in ambush for em on sunday..this smells like a trap!

[144man]

Yo...Today's the day. Happy birthday, Moe.

[Jerry Oz]

Today is moe's birthday?! Happy birthday, Moe. My prayer is that it will be the best yet and the least of the many wonderful ones to come. Enjoy it to the fullest.

[arr&bee]

MOE,ANYTHING YOU WANT...[except-cash.credit,loans,furs,minks,cars,houses]IF ANYTHING IS LEFT ON THE LIST,YOU GOT IT-HEHE..NOW SINCE YOU'RE ALREADY A BIG STAR..[thanks to the classic polaroid pictures I put you in]YOU DON'T NEED ANYTHING EXCEPT-YOUR NEXT STARRING ROLE IN ONE OF MY CLASSIC MOTION PICTURES..NOW SINCE YOU DON'T DRINK NO BUZZARDS WILL FLY YOUR WAY,BUT MAYBE A PINK FLAMINGO WILL FLY OVER-ENJOY YOUR SPECIAL DAY-SUPERSTAR!!

[moe]

Thanks Jerry & 144man!
R&B........I will settle for good health.....that's priceless!!

[arr&bee]

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh...moe keep it down with that[priceless]stuff,you tryin to put me outta business,hehehe!!!

[Jerry Oz]

Don't look now, Jai, but the Dirty Birds and Rednecks are playing next week. Somebody's team has to win, right? And although I love ya, Bruh, I hope it ain't you.

[Jerry Oz]

*Welp* Just checking in on the NBA where my Sixers are struggling to find their chemistry when I saw that your guys are having a rough start as well. Dwight Howard is blowing up another team, this time by not being there after they traded Gortat. Mahinmi is a good backup but he's not a starter. I was going to wish you good luck, partner. But then I remembered they're in our division so I'm just gonna set back and hope they continue to implode. But I can't enjoy it because my team sucks butt, too.

[arr&bee]

HEY JERRY,WHAT'S UP BRO? NOW AS FOR YOUR SIXERS I AIN'T CONCERNED BECAUSE THEY WILL BE ALRIGHT AS FOR MY MISERY WHICH IS THE-NODEFENSENOCOACHINGCANTSHOOTNONPLAYIN GIZZARDS,DWIGHT HOWARD MIGHT BE LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK[SIGH]AS FOR OUR LITTLE GET TOGETHER ON SUNDAY IT SCARES ME TO DEATH BECAUSE WE AIN'T PLAYIN[ELI]THIS WEEK,ONE THING ABOUT YOUR BURDS IS THAT THEY CAN SCORE AND SCORE AND SCORE..did i mention that they can score?? AND I DON'T WANNA GET INTO A SHOOTOUT WITH THEM AND ALTHOUGH THE SKINS WILL SHUT DOWN THE RUN,THEY MAY NOT HAVE AN ANSWER FOR[JULIO JONES AN CO.]..THE ONLY THING THAT MIGHT SLOW EM DOWN IS THAT GREASY GRADY IS OPENING A NEW EATERY JUST OUTSIDE OF ATLANTA...WELL IT'S ACTUALLY WAY OUTSIDE..[grady's not actually allowed within the city limits]BUT IT'S A LITTLE JOINT OFF TO THE SIDE OF THE ROAD ON THE WAY TO D.C. AND HE WANTS TO FED THE TEAM ON THEIR WAY,SO STOP ON BY..HEHEHE!!!

[Jerry Oz]

"Shut down the run"? Wait a minute, we're allowed to run the ball? Because I don't think Coach Quinn is aware of that. It would make our offense a lot different if it wasn't all Matty Ice, all the time. SMH. I wouldn't put too much effort into stopping our run game, because sadly, that's not the issue.

If I was you, I'd be geeked out for the offensive Viagra our defense is going to provide for your boys. Going from a top 10 D to a bottom 5 is... hard for me to deal with.

[Jerry Oz]

Wait one daggum minnit!!! I just checked the NFL standings for the first time this year and saw that the Redskins are 5-2 and in first place in the East. I was assuming they were 1-6 and the same team as the last few years and now THAT's who we play next week?


Glad I'm not watching the games this season...

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..jerry i bet you have a physcology degree tucked away somewhere,you know i ain't fallin for that sob story..we so sorry-blah,blah..heck no you all might be the best team we've faced so far,i ain't falling for it!!