I posted this on another site:



Mike McCarthy [[on telephone): Bene? Bene Benwikere, formerly with the Carolina Panthers?
Bene: Yeah?
McCarthy: Bene, this is Mike McCarthy, coach of the Green Bay Packers. How are you today?
Bene: Fine Coach. It's nice to meet you. Is there something that you want?
McCarthy: Yes it is, son. We're a little banged up in our secondary and I'd like to give you the chance to get a playoff share by joining us for our next game.
Bene: Seriously?! Great Coach! Who are we playing?
McCarthy: The Falcons. On Sunday.
Bene: Umm... The Atlanta Falcons?
McCarthy: ...? Yes, Bene. The Atlanta Falcons.
Bene: Sorry Coach. I think I'm washing my hair on Sunday. Good luck, though.