Bucs fans are notorious trolls when they play well and conspicuously silent when they aren't. But they are fun. The Stains cheated to win a Super Bowl, but they have a Lombardi, so there's that. The Falcons and the Stains have 50 years of mediocrity feeding one of the nastiest and lowest key rivalries in the league. We hate them, they hate us.

I honestly have no reason to hate Carolina yet. There hasn't been any truly bad blood in the rivalry beyond Matty Ice notoriously telling y'all to "get the **** off our field!" which ticked off Greg Hardy about five or six years ago. He's my boy for that alone. But for that dude to go there meant that y'all went there first.

Riverboat Ron is my guy, so if can't do well, I don't mind if he does. Besides that, how do I hate a team whose QB is a huge fan of my team?