I'm still trying to get into the next debate. Apparently, you have to actually be a registered Democrat to run for president as a Democrat. And the only thing that I'm registered for requires me to stay at least a thousand feet from all high schools. But that's neither here nor there. If I'm going to keep in the race, I need to raise $44 million by Friday. My GoFundMe page is up to -$840.72, so I'm slowly making headway.

And good job, Nats! Not to be a Negative Neddy, but I saw that the Quizzards got blasted in their first preseason game. That's all good though, because everybody will be 0-0 in two weeks.