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[tamla617]

moe
dont leave any "floor" pizzas 'round here i dont want to end up walking it 'round the house

[arrr&bee]

if i have to "digest" those words then i'm barfing.......

oh no you don't...[barfbag,barfbag]i just cleaned my genuine almost too real looking to be true imitation second hand third stiched hand me down skunkskin rug...hold it til you get to tamla's house,hehehehehehe...barfbag!!

[moe]

skunkskin rug? That stinks..............what do you think, Tamla??

[tamla617]

that would clash with the 3 toed sloth skin curtains

[tamla617]

and the armadillo lamp shades

[tamla617]

as you can see i've got a south american vibe going,i'm on the look out for a llama or alpaca duvet cover
and chahuahua boiled egg cosies.i've been on ebay,zilch,tampa bay,bay of biscay,cant find any at all
might have to ditch the latin american gig and go asian.a monitor lizard/komodo dragon sofa would be nice

[tamla617]

and malayan fruit bat ceiling fans and a sumatran rhino coffee table

[arrr&bee]

Wow tamla,your place is laid out i need one of those[lima bean rugs]can you hook me up?...i used to talk to the lima personally but since he got to the bigtime he won't take my calls.

[tamla617]

there you go!
http://www.dormco.com/Lima_Bean_Choc...r302mondal.htm

thats gonna clash aswell

[arrr&bee]

Wow now that's fashion,i got a pair of genuine almost to ugly to look at imitation flyskin curtains that'll look great with those.

[pshark]

You guys trying to break the "Word Association" thread record?

[moe]

Maybe.............what do you think Tamla? R&B?

[tamla617]

word association?

thesuarus..................................a boring book with synonyms and weak plot

[moe]

not for this thread............

[arrr&bee]

Hey stop using those big words,association i get tired just saying it,it's about nothing over here and we can keep it up for oh say the rest of the decade because there's always room for nothing now back to the unimportant nonsense that keeps this nonsense going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...[energizer bunny eat your heart out] and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going and going...etcetera!!!!!

[moe]

Where are you going..........into nothingness??

[juicefree20]

There's a sign post up ahead which leads to the.....

[juicefree20]

THE CANCELLED ZONE!!!!

I told you that!

[144man]

There is a simple way to delete an undeletable thread, which you have started.

All you need to do is build a time-machine. Then you go back in time and kill you grandfather before he mets your grandmother. You would therefore never have been born, so would not have been able to create the thread in the first place. [[Killing your father or mother before they met would have the same effect, but you can't do that because it's extremely naughty.)

The main problem with this cause of action is that the only fuel powerful enough to power a time-machine is Jai's hooch, and Jai insists that the sole use for his elixir is to be drunk by humans or by members of the Social Detroit Forum, otherwise it's a waste of perfectly good hooch.

[tamla617]

144 lol "extemely naughty" lol
i got a better idea,still build the time machine only this time take out tim berners-lee,inventor of the world wide web.no web,no sdf [[sob!),no posts that wont delete!this way i get to keep some relatives and exist!

[arrr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey 144man i wouldn't put hooch into the time machine if i were you,i did and i'm still stuck here[if i could remember what time it was when i left from wherever it is i left from then i might be able to get back] but since all this is a hooch hullucination it doesn't matter!!

[moe]

Are you revisiting your one man closet show, R&B?

[tamla617]

i tried a one man closet show



and woke up in a wheely bin

[arrr&bee]

are you revisiting your one man closet show, r&b?

moe i can't escape from the prison that is my mind...or is it my mind,how do i know that i think i know what i know but don't actually know it at all can this all be where it is or am i completely removed from the eternal reality that i only thought i imagined just the other day???...deep stuff moe...deeeeeeeeepppppp!!!!

[144man]

We've not long ago had a thread on Freudian slips, and I've just noticed that in my post above instead of Soulful Detroit Forum, I've written Social Detroit Forum!

[144man]

144 lol "extemely naughty" lol
i got a better idea,still build the time machine only this time take out tim berners-lee,inventor of the world wide web.no web,no sdf [[sob!),no posts that wont delete!this way i get to keep some relatives and exist!

I don't think that would work because if I was going to do that, it would have happened already, therefore I didn't.

[144man]

Jai, if your mind is a prison, can't you imagine a cake with a file in it?
Who recorded "Free your mind and your ass will follow"?

[pshark]

Funkadelic

[144man]

Thanks, Pshark. As you started this thread, it's only fitting that you should have the last word......Oh, darn it, how do you cancel a post again???!!!

[moe]

Keep it going.........

[tamla617]

keep on TRUCKING

[moe]

Truckin, like the do-dah man...........

[tamla617]

keep on keepin on like curtis mayfield

[tamla617]

anybody seen arr n bee?

[moe]

Drinking hooch in his basement, tamla!

[tamla617]

like 2 sips that passed in the dark

or more like gulps

[moe]

or jugs...

[arrr&bee]

drinking hooch in his basement, tamla!

ahh moe you know me so well...did we do time in the mental institution as children??

[moe]

We were probably both dropped on our heads at some point, R&B........

[arrr&bee]

Dropped??? I jumped!

[moe]

Haven't been right since [[if ever).

[tamla617]

or twins separated at birth?

[arrr&bee]

Oh before i forget...opps i forgot,as you were!!!

[tamla617]

blimey!you've got back in here too!someones impersonating you on the test thread

[arrr&bee]

blimey!you've got back in here too!someones impersonating you on the test thread

what???? Impersonate me???? Why i'll sue i'll haul em before the highest court in the land[by the way are the supremes still in the supreme court?]how dare someone think that i have enough character to impersonate this is an outsult and an inrage wjy this could send me over the top[as soon as someone shows me which way is up]why i'm calling my attorney as soon as his phone bill is paid,i won't take this lying down[as sson as i'm able to stand upright it's gonna be on]no one who has any scredd of common sense would come anywhere near my mind[if they could locate it at all]this is a black day america...a black day indeed!!!!

[tamla617]

i dont think anyones invented a black wednesday yet.
but just incase they have we'll call it arr&beegate

[moe]

R&B gate?
That's enough for a cancellation!!!

[tamla617]

dont bolt the door,the horse has legged it!

[arrr&bee]

Ok i got the gate but where is the fence??

[tamla617]

he's lookin after some stolen goods,computers,dvd players,hi-fi's.
the law aint got NOTHING on him............yet!