05-10-2011, 07:56 PM
Because one of the footballers who has taken out a superinjunction has been as good as mentioned here, a UK High Court judge has just ruled that this thread has been canceled.
05-12-2011, 02:02 PM
The only reason that judge is high is because he's been sampling the hooch,e pluribus unum!!!
05-13-2011, 12:22 PM
this just in....
irish special forces (they get a car and radio) stormed the 3rd floor of the john lewis department store in dublin when rumours spread that a salesman was prepared to do a deal with summer bed linen.
Last edited by tamla617; 05-13-2011 at 12:28 PM.
05-13-2011, 02:22 PM
Please do not read this sentence.
05-13-2011, 03:09 PM
you're too late i couldnt help it
your 2 lates,senior.incorrecto! una espresso cafe para mi y nescafe americain descafe nado para mi mohair
05-13-2011, 07:33 PM
The sentence was three years hard labour, increased to six after that last joke.
05-13-2011, 08:28 PM
The judge has the hooch because you gave it to him, R&B!!
Her come da judge.........
05-14-2011, 08:44 AM
The judge has ruled that we've all been canceled.
05-19-2011, 01:18 PM
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,NO JUDGE WOULD DARE RULE IN THIS PLACE[because we don't actually exist shhhhhhhh]!!
05-19-2011, 03:32 PM
I think, therefore we're not......
05-19-2011, 04:41 PM
rodin didnt have this problem,he carved out a career with it
05-20-2011, 08:30 PM
...and even ended up on the Invictus label.
05-21-2011, 02:43 PM
was he in 8th day or general johnson's outfit?
05-22-2011, 06:36 PM
He was a part of nothing...........
05-23-2011, 07:40 PM
The Thinker is on every Invictus label.
The hole in the middle is Nothing.
05-24-2011, 09:22 AM
Ryan Giggs' anonymity has been CANCELed. [See Ryan Giggs on Wikipedia under Gagging Order]
According to the Internet, he's suffering from homesickness. Even though he's happy in Manchester, he does Miss Wales occasionally.
05-24-2011, 09:56 AM
what is miss wales real name?
you cant use kate,duchess of cambridge,she's a mrs wales!
05-24-2011, 12:34 PM
I Imogen that you know Miss Thomas was once Miss Wales.
05-24-2011, 06:03 PM
i got no imogenation 144,
or should that be 4-4-2
05-24-2011, 09:31 PM
442? That's an Olds muscle Car!!!
05-25-2011, 11:04 AM
442????? Oh, I get it ......football formation.
There wasn't a Tamla 617, was there? TMG617 was "Don't You Miss Me A Little Bit, Baby", which seems unlikely. If you use the code A=1, B=2 etc., Tamla 617 becomes Tamla Fag. Other than that I have no idea.
05-25-2011, 11:30 AM
i couldnt use tamla as a password (on another site)so i had to add something to it to get thru' the sign in stuff.
617 was the last 3 digits of my airforce number.so if i ever got captured by the germans and sent to oflag IVC at colditz i could give 'em my name,rank and number.in accordance with geneva convention rules..........then escape!just need some names for the tunnels any old tom,dick "n" harry 'll do!
i'm never going to forget my last 3,ever.
its also the number of the dambusters squadron.
while on the subject of fags,upload me a packet of 20!and for any american cousins reading this, a fag is english/british slang for a cigarette and not anything else.we speak the queens english proper like,cor strike a light miss mary!
Last edited by tamla617; 05-25-2011 at 11:34 AM.
05-25-2011, 11:46 AM
Well, that solves that one.
You'd better light up quick before they make it illegal.
05-25-2011, 02:56 PM
05-25-2011, 09:41 PM
05-28-2011, 11:56 AM
The formula for the perfect joke is:
x = ( fl + no ) /p,
where f is the funniness of the punch-line
i is the length of the build-up
n is the number of times someone falls over
o is the ouch factor of physical pain or social embarrassment
p is the number of groan-inducing puns.
06-03-2011, 02:12 PM
not sure where this fits the equation.
how do you change a duck into a soul singer?
answer on next post
06-03-2011, 02:14 PM
put the duck in the oven at 200 deg.c
check on it after about an hour and you'll notice its bill withers
06-03-2011, 07:54 PM
That made me laugh, Tamla.
06-03-2011, 09:19 PM
That's a good one, Tamla.
Ducks are all very well, but don't most people like a goose every now and then?
06-04-2011, 10:55 AM
probably christmas!other than that i'm not getting drawn in to comment.
06-05-2011, 11:45 AM
all this jibberjabbin about what? hey i wasn't here a minute ago,where must i be hello i must be going opps this is no longer a working number!!!
06-05-2011, 06:33 PM
if you're thinking of using a supermarket dating service,dont!you'll end up with a bag for life
06-07-2011, 12:52 PM
oh i see you've met my wife!
Originally Posted by tamla617
06-12-2011, 01:58 PM
the connection between a supermarket trolley and my wife?
they've both got a mind of their own.
06-14-2011, 08:31 AM
And who of us hasn't spent a night in the cells after being stopped by the police at midnight when bring wheeled home in a supermarket trolley by a friend after having had too much to drink?
06-14-2011, 03:20 PM
we ran off and left our mate behind (by mistake i might add) we looked 'round just in time to see him wizzing across the road with him trying to abandon trolley.the curb stopped him and he fell out.the police took him home,no charges at all.
that was a suprise,as he was naked* covered in beer and feathers! well it was his stag night.
*i forgot to add he had his "shreds" on!
Last edited by tamla617; 06-15-2011 at 12:25 PM.
06-18-2011, 06:25 PM
Well well well...i don't know but three[wells]aren't too deep!!
06-19-2011, 08:29 AM
Beer and feathers, Tamla? I wish you would've taken a pic of that!! LOL
06-19-2011, 03:49 PM
i wasnt in any fit state myself.but i at least had on what i started in and not attached in anyway to a supermarket taxi.it was probably 1983 or 84,so no phone cameras.thank goodness.i couldnt cope with all that get hold of you any time world we got now.i like a bit of stealth.
but imagine foghorn leghorn with both eyes in one socket standing in a cage on wheels (each one in different direction).when it hit the kerb he flew out like a lump followed by a stream of feathers,like a kfc astroid with a sidewalk and hedge salad
06-21-2011, 06:11 PM
wow you knew leghorn foghorn??tamla you know all the legends!
Originally Posted by tamla617
06-21-2011, 06:21 PM
and kfc is all leg ends,with a bit of seasoning
06-21-2011, 06:26 PM
that leghorn,what a player,he's got all the chicks!
Originally Posted by tamla617
06-21-2011, 09:09 PM
06-22-2011, 06:01 PM
got it!its not a shed,he's got a chicken shack
06-24-2011, 07:16 PM
What about the Little Red Rooster?
06-25-2011, 12:17 PM
06-25-2011, 01:08 PM
I thought you guys were in here talking about michael jackson.
06-25-2011, 01:37 PM
we might have been,we lost the thread ages ago.
i think you just ordered a taxi from star ferry to the chinese emporium,nathan road,hong kong, new territories,but i could be wrong
06-25-2011, 02:25 PM
actually it means: "You guys are silly, but fun." in Japanese characters. I thought everyone here knew Japanese.
By the way; best thread. lol!