If i may be serious for a moment-ok that's enought of that!
If i may be serious for a moment-ok that's enought of that!
This just in...scientist have confirmed that if you stand up and look...your feet can be seen...but if you stand on your hands then your feet will look down on you,how do scientist figure this stuff out??
Like JB: I'm just Talking Loudly About Nothing......
What kind of world do we live in where people have something to say,where are the poor souls with nothing to say come my brothers and sisters to this wonderous place and say nothing!!
womens feet are smaller,its evolutionary,so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink
scientists' have discovered the ingredient that curbs sex drive in women.its called wedding cake
Last edited by tamla617; 03-09-2011 at 02:46 PM.
no idea! but i changed a few letters and words [[loads really!)so it reads better!
But the way women drive they probobly just drove right on in,sex drive and all!!
As long as they didn't put it into reverse......but what do I know? I know nothing!! [[Oh wait, didn't Shultz say that from Hogan's Heroes?)
Hey what's happenin,nothing ok.
well,i dont think my wife likes me very much,when i had a heart attack she posted a letter for an ambulance
i married miss right,............................i didnt realise that her 1st name was always
i saw 6 men punching and kicking my mother in law,my neighbor said "arent you going to help"i said "no,six should be enough"
Last edited by tamla617; 03-10-2011 at 06:23 PM.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.........
i was going to drown my troubles.
but my wife wont go swimming with me.
i just came from psharks cancelled thread............he's lying i just posted on it
if you get bored in here or dont believe me go in and have look.
how many men does it take to open a beer?
none,it should already be open when she brings it to you
Hey tamla,i was just over at his place and all he's got is a jar of alcohol by the door,imagine that a jar with something actually in it that would never go over here,too much of nothing going on,riddle me this...if nothing is going on then how can anything come out of it since nothing went into it a'int nothing fun but is it really fun when it's nothing but you can have fun doing nothing...hey that's what we do over here,oh that jar by the door has nothing in it..it's a jar of nothing!!!
is it alchahol free lager?
they cant give it away.who wants fun free?
now sugar free was brilliant
is this a first?we've got a double thread going on.
It's a spinoff,i think we need an agent!
i'll do it for 10% of nothing [[before you say it!!)
Better check with juice first,this is his baby and he may want nothing to do with it you don't want to go to court with this because the media will try and turn this into something and ruin a good thing,we wanna keep nothing all to ourselves but10% of nothing sounds good to me!
where do i sign?
Invisible ink, fellas!!! I see nothing!!!!!!!!
you wanna go next door,its been cancelled.
i'm not signing nothing till mt brief turns up
How can you sign nothing when nothing appears?
no idea.............said the blind doe
doe a dear,a female dear
whats red and invisible
no tomatoes
songs about nothing
i aint got nothing.............temptaions..all directions
nothing but heartaches......drats
aparently nothing..............young disciples....you ever tried to sing along with that?
aint nothing goin on but the rent.........gwen guthrie
nothings to good for my baby..............stevie wonder
nothing........................................... four tops
nothing but soul............................... jr walker
nothing but trouble............................billy eckstien
nothing can changethis love................sam cooke/supremes
nothing can ever come between us.......chuck jackson
nothing in this world like my baby..........originals
nothings no sweeter than your love.......carl carlton
nothing but funk.................................cant remember!
i dont want nobody to give me nothing...james brown
thats a load of nothing
I got an idea,hold your breath as long as you can and say nothing about it....ssssssssss!!!!
i did it for 3 minutes,then i blacked out,i cant understand it
I once held my breath for week,but once i remembered where i put it i put it back!
It's 7:42
And I'm still here saying nothing!
Hmmm...does this post count as saying something???
Are you breathless? That's nothing.......
Hello again one and all,I've tried to warn all of you to stay far away from Jai's warped twisted sense of real and imagined,he long ago lost or threw away any logic and reality poor Jai is sick and needs help he can't get here,so i beg you don't indulge him.
WARPED?TWISTED?...HMMM THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT AND I THOUGHT YOU WEREN'T PAYING ATTENTION VOICE YOU LITTLE DEVIL YOU,I'M RIGHT WHERE I BELONG SO BUTT OUT AND STICK YOUR LOGIC UP YOUR[Jai watch your language and take your medication right now,Jai come back here]I AIN'T COMING BACK AND YOU CAN'T MAKE ME,NANANANAAAAANA!!
one of you needs some medication,half a paint of hooch to be taken,once a day,before,during and after solids [[food!)
Yeah right...........that's got to be the biggest jug of "nothing"..........besides you, who has ever had some? You keep promising and no delivery!
Man...I don't know about any of you, but...
I STILL HAVE NOTHING TO SAY!!!
Gotta stay consistent!
goodbye, nothing to say,gotta get right back to where we started from
moe i think its in the trunk of his '58 desoto
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