03-18-2011, 05:23 PM
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,for folks talking about nothing you guys are funny,now as for who has had some of this wonderful elixur[it's good for america]why many have but there are technical difficulties to get past[minor things really]like oh...not remembering anything prior to your first sip for 6months and not being able to speak for another 6..small things like that...we are kind of tied up in legal matters as we speak[folks suing]burning me in effigy all you have to do is look at the scull and crossbones at the far bottom of each jug and sip slowly why don't folks pay attention to detail,do you know how hard it is to get a scull and crossbones today??
03-18-2011, 05:35 PM
03-18-2011, 05:37 PM
03-18-2011, 05:47 PM
tampa bay pirates!
they'll have 'em
Last edited by tamla617; 03-18-2011 at 05:49 PM.
03-18-2011, 07:03 PM
Not to be confused with Old Bay.................a staple of the Baltimore area!!! Where's Des when you need him?
03-19-2011, 01:26 PM
03-19-2011, 01:44 PM
Yep the staples of baltimore,that's where they keep the racing crabs!!
03-19-2011, 05:43 PM
At Camden Yards between innings!
03-19-2011, 08:45 PM
At Camden Yards....It's what's between the ears that evens the Count...Cerebrally speaking that is.
03-20-2011, 08:57 PM
nothings been said today?
03-20-2011, 09:32 PM
03-21-2011, 12:36 PM
BUT IT'S A NEW DAY SO LET THE NOTHING CONTINUE..ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS NOTHING SO NOBODY DID NOTHING ABOUT IT AND IT GREW INTO MORE NOTHING SO SINCE NOBODY PAID IT ANY ATTENTION IT KEPT GROWING AND NOTHING BECAME OF IT BUT IT JUST KEPT GETTING BIGGER BECAUSE NOBODY TRIED TO MAKE SOMETHING OUT OF IT BECAUSE IT'S FUN IN NOTHING SO LEAVE NOTHING ALONE AND IT WILL JUST GET TO BE A BIGGER NOTHING UNTIL YOU HAVE NOTHING AT ALL [Jai what is this new nonsense you've come up with now?] OH IT'S NOTHING!!!
03-21-2011, 07:55 PM
At least nothing is real. The square root of minus one is just imaginary.
03-21-2011, 08:11 PM
Not quite so.....my gross friend.
the square root of negative 1 is i......
......and i am nothing.
03-21-2011, 08:38 PM
that's right, Des...............nothing.
03-21-2011, 08:54 PM
More like the square root of pi to the -32nd power divided by the square root of nothing - infinity!!!
03-21-2011, 09:21 PM
No, Des, you're only imagining you're nothing.
Juice...to Infinity and Beyond!
03-22-2011, 04:24 PM
i just posted this to get to the top of the thread index
you know what they say.....nothing ventured,nothing gained
03-22-2011, 04:35 PM
juice i'm having a little trouble trying to use your fomula.are you using pi as a vulgar fraction?
and if you are.....watch it.
NOTHING is worse than people using vulgar language.
NOTHING you can do cos i'm stuck without a clue to my pi,my pi
03-22-2011, 07:08 PM
i'll see your pi and raise you two cupcakes!!
Originally Posted by tamla617
03-22-2011, 10:02 PM
03-23-2011, 06:03 PM
i'll take your 2 cup cakes and raise you a loaf by adding yeast!
03-24-2011, 05:03 PM
got a great labour saving idea for garden,poor a bottle of that hooch all over the lawn and the grass comes up half cut!
03-24-2011, 08:55 PM
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa,hey tampa,you'll have the happiest lawn in town!!
Originally Posted by tamla617
03-25-2011, 08:48 PM
But it can't be happy if it's forlawn.
03-27-2011, 12:35 AM
03-28-2011, 06:20 PM
he's so getup,get down,get funky.
he's go' move in next do' to ya,and yo' lown go' die!.....................cheech n chong on the big bambu album 1972
03-28-2011, 08:50 PM
03-31-2011, 04:29 PM
my name is sister mary elephant.young man,young man give me that knife.shhhhhhhhhhhh boing!thank you
03-31-2011, 08:49 PM
the first day of vacation..........I got up...........
04-02-2011, 05:14 PM
Well i see there's nothing going on over here....excellent,continue!!
04-02-2011, 05:36 PM
Continue nothing? OK..........
04-02-2011, 06:02 PM
You know gang i was just thinking the other day....and i'll never do it again!!
04-03-2011, 03:25 PM
04-03-2011, 06:08 PM
04-06-2011, 02:06 PM
I did too tamla,um what was it that we did???
04-06-2011, 02:59 PM
apparently nothin',nothin',nothin' apparently nothin'!
where you been arrr&bee? dont even think about blamin' the hooch!
04-06-2011, 03:38 PM
tamla,have you been paying attention,never ask me where i've been heck i'm not even sure that i'm here right now are you ??
Originally Posted by tamla617
04-06-2011, 08:36 PM
Don't ask him nothin!
04-07-2011, 05:52 PM
i'll have to have a think about asking him nothing.it might take some time 'cos nothing is a hard thing to get to grips with.
04-08-2011, 04:07 PM
Did you know that if you flip though the pages of a book with no words all the pages read the same!
04-08-2011, 07:12 PM
flip it fast.its a real boring film that ends real quick!
04-11-2011, 05:47 PM
Don't spoil it by telling me the ending.
04-11-2011, 07:11 PM
i'll try not to wreck your enjoyment of a film that empire magazine gave one star and the comment "it was all white,but a bit one dimensional"
the director was given a blank canvas and a blank cheque from the film studio to complete.as he didnt understand the term "blank cheque",he didnt do anything because he didnt think he was going to be paid.eventually the screen writers were bought in to help out but due to the entire team getting "writers block" nothing happened.
the film was given the title "erase it" all the film tapes were marked with the title but some bright spark thought it was an instruction! so there wasnt any tapes with film on it.
the audio track was ruined by bad language due to the general confusion and lack of video footage that had been erased.
the censors had to take action and the audio track was not passed.
the title was changed to "cancelled,throw away" nobody ever saw one frame of film,so you can guess what the archive guy did with the tapes
so the the released version was the directors cut and he didnt think he was getting paid,so he moved into his minimalist period
the book of the film is a piece of work.you can flick forward and back its all the same.watch it upside down back to front.it wont ruin the effect.talking of effects there is a 3d version coming and features a chequered flag,white checks on an ivory background
being carried by a polar bear in the arctic circle.i wont tell you anymore because i promised not to ruin your enjoyment.
Last edited by tamla617; 04-11-2011 at 07:13 PM.
04-11-2011, 07:21 PM
I think I might have seen it on TV after "Close Down".
04-11-2011, 09:21 PM
I think I saw that...........it was nothing!
04-12-2011, 03:33 PM
what you watchin' man?
its an indian movie and its really boring
that aint no indian movie, thats the test pattern man
far out man............................................... ................cheech and chong,big bambu
04-12-2011, 08:35 PM
Was Sister Rosetta Stone in it Tamla?
04-13-2011, 02:10 PM
i remember sister mary elephant,but not "rosetta"
after the "indian movie" he re tuned the tv to "vee are killing zee girl tonight olt man,sine zee papurrs!"that bit kills me
04-14-2011, 12:49 PM
Shhhhh be quiet back there i'm trying to enjoy the movie!