Hey is being a splot the same as a blimp on the radar screen??? And do they use the goodyear blimp or the one driven by snoopy?[what a dog]!!
Hey is being a splot the same as a blimp on the radar screen??? And do they use the goodyear blimp or the one driven by snoopy?[what a dog]!!
They use the one that's in the film, "Some Like It Splot".
Hey i remember that flick,where the splots dressed up as commas and snuck into the exclamation point convention...what a movie,they don't make em like that anymore!!
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Say,isn't this post up for a[golden turkey award]this year...for those of you unformiliar with the[golden turkey awards]they're the exact opposite of the oscars and if it's anything we are over here it's the opposite!
I'm in a helpless situation,
Because of this thread's cancellation.
It's just causing such frustration,
And I'm suffering much negation.
Since it's been gone I've been crying...crying..crying...crying...
[with apologies to HDH, Kim Weston, the Four Tops, and anyone unlucky enough to read this]
CANCELLATION??? HOW CAN YOU CANCEL SOMETHING THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?? BUT HERE WE ARE IN FIRST PLACE[TAKE THAT 60 MINUTES]HEHEHEHEHEHEHE...[oh boy here we go,Jai come away from here this instant and stop your nonsense]..SHUT UP VOICE, YOU NEVER WANT TO HAVE ANY FUN[Jai you're hopeless]..AIN'T IT THE TRUTH,AIN'T IT THE TRUTH!!!
i cancelled the milk,papers,sky tv subscription.i ended up thirsty,ill informed and found i had 12 hours more to do things i didnt know needed doing.i cancelled a flight ticket once,then i remembered i was still the other side of the world and not at home. i did get home eventually but only to find my house on fire,obviously i couldnt use the land line so i went for the phone in my pocket only then did i remember that i'd cancelled the phone contract just after i'd used the phone to cancel my house insurance.the fire was caused by a faulty gas boiler i'd cancelled the boiler servicing agreement,the fire brigade found the renewall notice and nothing else [[in the debris of "chez nous") except the "chez nous" sign that hung over the front door.so now you cant blame me for not wanting to see things cancelled.
There's no way we could cancel this!
i dont know.ask pshark he started it!
this what???we never knew what this is,if it is actually here how do we know for sure this could be a test pattern running all this time just to test us,but if this was an actual test we would be in the other post[are you as confused as i am??]and if you answer the question i just posted would it be here or canceled????hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm????????
All of these months later & I still haven't figured out how to cancel this confounded thread!
Well if you don't know than I don't know......
Isn't that a Sam & Dave record?
Nol.....it's the hole in the Sam and Dave record.
You sure it's not the hole in your head, Des???
If it takes 10 men 30 hours to dig a hole, how long does it take 15 men to dig half a hole?
Are they Polish?
what if they dont wear watches,they wouldnt know how long they'd been digging...........and if they were blindfolded they wouldnt know how many diggers there were.
not only that they would probably have killed a few because blindfolds and pitch forks is a lethal combination.
i've just decided this was a flawed question.
if 15 men had pnuematic drills they'd be quicker at killing each other too but the hole would be smaller.
and who are these people that make sure they've completed the correct depth in the time period allowed?
and what does it matter what kind of shoe polish they use?
i've used the word "and" many times because many ands make light work! where are the lights? down the hole or overhead?
have you got any easier questions,you know,the kind i know the answer to.
Well, I always thought there wasn't such a thing as half a hole until the following happened:
A large hole mysteriously appeared in the middle of a main road in London's West End. The London Borough of Westminster sent workmen to fill it in, but they found out that the boundary with the City of Westminster ran through the middle of the road. They therefore proceeded to fill in only the half a hole that lay on their side of the boundary, leaving the other half a hole on the Westminster side unfilled.
So there is such a thing as half a hole; but I wholly believe they should have filled in the whole hole.
there you go................................ blindfolded council workers.
did any die?
all that detail and no mention of the manhours
Hey, I agree hole heartedly.............
that was on the by-pass moe?
I tried to dig down to the devil when i was a kid,but halfway down i found a[for sale]sign so i stopped!!
That's right: don't sell yourself short..........
It's a month since the last post here. Anyone would think this thread had been cancelled.
Really? I didn't notice........or maybe I did
Man...
I thought that I canceled this thread ages ago. I guess not!
Carry on!!!
That's just what we'll do, Juice..........until we're cancelled...............again
see post 1
deja vu?i think thats the 2nd time you said that
Deja who? I don't know him...........
yeah you do.he was in groundhog day
Where have I been?
check your sat nav moe.go to menu and look up recents!
be careful tho' mine told my my average speed was 89 mph.lies!i was parked with the hand brake on.can i get my money back?
I know you want your money back, Tamla, but they might cancel you.......
they'd have to find me 1st!my sat nav aint got a clue
..........and you might not, either............
But then, neither do I...........
according to the top of this page...............i'm in soulfuldetroit!
You folks are strange....good i'm in the right place!!
you are. welcome back r&b!
Have you been out in the shed, R&B?
Actually i kept waking up behind it...darn hooch!!!
if you're behind, viewed from behind you,you're in front.you're neighbors behind your house would say whats that bloke doing lying down in front of that shed,your next door neighbor would say what bloke i cant see anybody.already you are causing an argument between your neighbors.nosey bloody neighbors r n b i'd move if i were you.
But if you were Jai, who would be you? My head hurts.
There's no one like R&B.......
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