Just a chime....or??

[westgrandboulevard]

It's good to hear that a sense of propriety has prevailed.

As has Mrs Oz.....

[Jerry Oz]

Shhhhh!!! Write quieter. She almost heard me read that...

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...you guys are still nuts!!! I'm the only sane one here[wink wink]!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

When you're making sense, I know you're drunk.....

[arr&bee]

Wait you mean i actually made sense...?????...we both need a drink!!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

You can have a first sip of mine. It's a sparkling mineral water.....

[arr&bee]

W-a-t-e-r...arrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...you trying to kill me???

[westgrandboulevard]

You're supposed to sip it, not drown in it...

[arr&bee]

Aaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhhhggggggghhh...this water is burning my throat...quick find my elixur!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

If you could just tell us where it is, maybe we could help you......???

[Jerry Oz]

I saw a flock of geese flying away from the quarry at the same that a herd of winos was running toward it. Now, I'm no animal expert but all signs are indicating that the hooch is at the quarry.

[westgrandboulevard]

I can well understand that the geese could have flown away, disturbed by the approach of the herd of winos...but how would the herd of winos know that the hooch could be at the quarry?

And were the geese carrying anything in their flight?

[Jerry Oz]

Well, I heard that wild things have a survival sense, so that might explain both actions. And now that you mention it, none of the geese were carrying anything, but three of them were flying upside down. So it's safe to say that they had a snoot full.

P.S.: I nearly wrote "snootful" for want to be correct but decided that "snoot" was probably not a proper word in itself.

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....l et me take a sip[sluuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppp-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh]...now that's better,those geese were on thier way to me when the winos spotted em,i fired the one who flew upside down,if it's one thing i won't tolerate it's a geese drinking up the profits!!

[westgrandboulevard]

What are the geese being paid to do?

[sophisticated_soul]

Geese things.

[westgrandboulevard]

21st Century Flocks, presents......

[Jerry Oz]

Geese are good workers but horrible cooks. I made the mistake of eating at Geesey Grady's in the hood one day. I give it two stars, mainly because the onion rings were excellent.

[arr&bee]

Umm jerry,i've been in grady's kitchen...those weren't onion rings.

[Jerry Oz]

Umm jerry,i've been in grady's kitchen...those weren't onion rings.

I'm not talking about Greasy Grady, I'm talking about Geesy Grady, down by the swamp. He spilled a milkshake on my shirt when he was serving me. When I told him that I wanted him to pay for cleaning it, he spit out his cigar, scowled at me, and told me to stop whining and to just clean it.

I asked for the loot and he told me to put it on his bill.

[sophisticated_soul]

Geese Are My Favorite Things

[arr&bee]

Umm,jerry you realize that geesy was trained by greasy, their wanted posters hang side by side on the walls of every health department in the world.

[Jerry Oz]

Geese Are My Favorite Things

I don't share your enthusiasm about them but I have to admit that geese have few of my favorite wings.

[Jerry Oz]

Umm,jerry you realize that geesy was trained by greasy, their wanted posters hang side by side on the walls of every health department in the world.

All that I know is they had a falling out after Greasy needed an alibi and Geesy refused to stick his neck out for him. It got really bad when Greasy called Geesy a honky.

[sophisticated_soul]

greasy called geesy a honky.

LOL!! Good one!

[sophisticated_soul]

Let's Hear It For The Gander - Geesy Williams

[westgrandboulevard]

LOL! We hear it, we hear it!

As did the Romans, who were reputed to keep geese as guard animals.

[144man]

It's nice to have a goose at Christmas.

[arr&bee]

Grady told geesy that if he didn't help him his goose was cooked,geesy took exception because he thought that grady was after his mother.

[sophisticated_soul]

It's nice to have a goose at Christmas.

What's wrong with the rest of the year?

[144man]

In arr&bee's forthcoming film of the incident, the title role will be played by Ryan Gosling.

[144man]

What's wrong with the rest of the year?

Absolutely nothing.

[arr&bee]

what's wrong with the rest of the year?

they'll only come to your house at xmas.

[arr&bee]

in arr&bee's forthcoming film of the incident, the title role will be played by ryan gosling.

close enough 144, close enough.

[sophisticated_soul]

We fell asleep, our goose is cooked, our reputation is shot!

[sophisticated_soul]

they'll only come to your house at xmas.

I can go to their place.

[arr&bee]

Don't worry bout it...everybody over here has a shot in their reputation!!!

[144man]

My reputation has always been poultry.

[Jerry Oz]

In arr&bee's forthcoming film of the incident, the title role will be played by Ryan Gosling.

I heard that female lead was going to be Geese Witherspoon.

[Jerry Oz]

My reputation has always been poultry.

Don't let that get you down.

[arr&bee]

I heard that female lead was going to be Geese Witherspoon.

shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh,jerry,i was gonna have ms.moe dress up in a geese costume and save a bundle.

[arr&bee]

my reputation has always been poultry.

didn't mean to ruffle your feathers!

[sophisticated_soul]

My reputation has always been poultry.

Maybe you could goose it up a little.

[arr&bee]

Umm gang,i just got an email from the united federation of feathered fowls and they say we have to stop and desist from using the term[geese]because it's copywrited and we have to give em a golden egg everytime we use it,or we're gonna hear from the law firm of[chick n coop]i hear that they're some legal eagles..seems that i'm always afowl of the law.

[Jerry Oz]

They're just trying to egg us on. Their copyright covers "Geese" with a capital G. As long as we don't capitalize the G, they're honking up the wrong tree. I checked this with my lawyers at the prestigious firm Dewey Cheatum & Howe and they confirmed it. If they press this in court, they are beaking up the wrong tree and their goose is cooked.

[arr&bee]

Good work jerry,i called my lawyer[gil tee]about this matter but he couldn't come to the phone cause he was cooped up with some chick.

[westgrandboulevard]

They were talking turkey, no doubt....

[arr&bee]

That guy thinks that he's a lover, he always tellin bad yolks.

[Jerry Oz]

Yeah. When he's not hatching some scheme...

[sophisticated_soul]

I went to see my attorney, I. Fleecem, as well. Actually Cheatem [[of Dewey, Cheatem & Howe) started out with Fleecem, as I. Fleecem & I. Cheatem. Eventually they couldn’t see eye to eye and went their separate ways. However their contract forbade Cheatem from taking the capital “I” with him. So he started marketing himself as iCheatem, but some fruit distribution company, Apple, objected. I understand it was a rather sour experience.

Fleecem’s office was packed that day. He was handling a no-class action suit by a bunch of people who claimed food poisoning from a local restaurant run by someone from “Sanford & Son”? I didn’t really get all the details; I was too busy talking to Fleecem’s secretary, Bubbie S. Galore.

When I came back a few days later things were really quiet. The no-class action suit had to be dropped, apparently all the complainants had passed away, an oddly none had any living relatives [[I guess they’d been eating there for generations). I hadn’t seen Fleecem in awhile. He was such a hard egg at one time, now he was just a shell of a man.

It wasn’t a total loss though, I asked Bubbie for a date. We went down to Albumen to see “The Yoke” and the “The Yoke, Too”, we had a great time. However the rest of the date was a crying shame. Well actually it was a crying game, every time I tried to please Bubbie I got poked in the eye.