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    It's hotttttttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!

    In case you've just returned from antartica,most of the country is frying and that includes d.c. And maryland,yikes i know it's summer but turn down the oven-100 and no let up..polar bears taking off their fur,birds flying around naked..it's hot!!!

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    It's hot as a pepper pudding out there. I saw a dog chasing the cat and when the dog almost passed out, the cat offered him a bottle of water. It's so hot, I saw a cop chasing a bank robber and both of them were walking. It's so hot, James Brown broke out in a warm sweat. I mean it's hot man.

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    It's so hot that the candles on the mantle melted over and they were not even lit! LOL! Whew!

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    I will have to clean this one up for our more sensitive readers but a friend of mine [[no longer with us) used to say "Hotter than a freshly-f***ed fox in a Florida forest fire."

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    Quote Originally Posted by daviddesper View Post
    I will have to clean this one up for our more sensitive readers but a friend of mine [[no longer with us) used to say "Hotter than a freshly-f***ed fox in a Florida forest fire."
    You better go Daviddesper! LOL!!!!

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    It's cool and rainy here in western Denmark. 17 degrees!

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    Quote Originally Posted by daviddesper View Post
    I will have to clean this one up for our more sensitive readers but a friend of mine [[no longer with us) used to say "Hotter than a freshly-f***ed fox in a Florida forest fire."
    *Jerry scribbles feverishly as he tries to figure out what "f***ed" means*

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    Quote Originally Posted by robb_k View Post
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    it's cool and rainy here in western denmark. 17 degrees!
    robb,you are literally-the coolest guy here-hehehe!

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    Wow. It was so hot yesterday, I went fishing and spread tartar sauce on a bun because the fish was cooked by the time I reeled it into the boat.

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    Hey jerry,if your[presidential]thing doesn't work out,you should try stand up...pretty good stuff here,hehehehehe...run jerry run!!

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    Not sure the missus [[or my pastor) would appreciate my standup ambitions. If I could very quietly go to open mic night, I would. I had a work buddy who agreed to accompany me on the condition that another one of our workmates win his first MMA fight. When he got knocked out, I took it as a sign from God that I shouldn't quit my day job just yet and never revisited the thought again. In the meantime, the work buddy got fired and my plan died with his career. I'm not going with my friends because if I bombed, they'd be laughing for the wrong reasons.

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    Guys, it was 90 in Anchorage, Alaska! A first.
    In India, a news report said, "the heat is not fit for humans!" And 108 in Philly yesterday!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by nativeny63 View Post
    guys, it was 90 in anchorage, alaska! A first.
    In india, a news report said, "the heat is not fit for humans!" and 108 in philly yesterday!!
    whoaaaaaaaaaaaa...90 in alaska?? Are you serious?

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    Yeah, they had to cancel the 4th of July parade in Anchorage a few weeks ago when it got 89 degrees. It could be 105 degrees in the shade and we would be lucky to get somebody to open the windows in my old work places.

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    IT WAS SO HOT IN DA HOOD,THAT FOR THE FIRST AND PROBABLY THE LAST TIME-GRADY DIDN'T HAVE TO PASS OUT BARF BAGS,THE SHEER HEAT OF THE SUN ACTUALLY KILLED THE PARASITES..[and other things]IN HIS FOOD...NOW THAT'S HEAT!!!

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    Grady has been saving electricity by frying eggs on car hoods. He should try using hub caps, then he could call it "meals on wheels".

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    The City of Light, Paris is heating up too.

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    They keep messin with the atmosphere,global warming ain't no joke.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arr&bee View Post
    They keep messin with the atmosphere,global warming ain't no joke.
    Tell that to your president.

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    My president?????

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    Quote Originally Posted by arr&bee View Post
    My president?????
    Well, he's certainly not mine. I take no responsibility for Boris Johnson, but I'd have to accept you calling him Your Prime Minister.
    Last edited by 144man; 07-25-2019 at 12:39 PM.

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    I didn't vote for him,i'm voting for-jerry oz as our next president,he'll make[america great again]hehehe!!!

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    I believe there's a vacancy for ambassador.

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    Yesterday's temperature for London hit a July record of 37.9C [[100.22F).

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    It's become hot here in western Danmark. It will be in the low 30's C, [[mid 80's F). But 100 degrees in London is unbelievable. Trump and The US Republicans can't really have any credibility at all denying that Humans have had an impact on Global Warming.

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    Trump doesn't have any credibility as a human being!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by robb_k View Post
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    It's become hot here in western Danmark. It will be in the low 30's C, [[mid 80's F). But 100 degrees in London is unbelievable. Trump and The US Republicans can't really have any credibility at all denying that Humans have had an impact on Global Warming.
    That's right, Robb. Read this morning that the sweltering temps are creeping across Europe.
    Last I checked it was in Scandinavia.

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    It's hot enough to make you want to repent and come to Jesus ! LOL!

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    One weather forecaster said the country is under a "heat dome." Not to be confused with the Bio-Dome of a few years ago.

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    All that-atomic testing of the fifties is coming back on us now,yikes!!!

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    Acid rain too.

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    Just in: The Greenland Sheet [[basically an ice floor) is melting! The pic showed a musher & his dogs in what seemed to be sledding in an ocean! Maybe Antarctica is next!

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    Last month was the hottest month on record. I'd buy a canoe if I lived on the coast. Which I soon might...

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    Jerry,after you're elected fire a rocket into the atmosphere with a concoction from greasy grady,now the[e.t.a.]doesn't know about this even though it's been banned in all[48 states]and alaska by the health department,this stuff will knock out any and all global warming...now of course there maybe one one little side effect...everyone will have to wear gas mask for oh say-the next 7,000yrs or until the next ice age which ever comes first,but a small price to pay to save the world!!!

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    Ocean heatwaves that wipe out marine life are occurring at double the rate experts had expected. The extreme warm spells [[thought to be linked to global climate change) can last for months, killing fish and crustaceans and destroying coral reefs and kelp forests. The damage being caused to ecosystems is harming fishing and aquaculture industries.

    [Metro, 6 August, 2019]

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    "I'm Mr. Heat Meister...!"

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    And now the UK is forecast to have the wettest August ever.

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    Hey 144,doesn't it like rain every other day there??

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    You mean on the days that we don't have fog? It hasn't been like that for years, if ever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 144man View Post
    And now the UK is forecast to have the wettest August ever.
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    The weather all over The World is getting more irregular. The wet places are generally getting wetter, and the dry getting drier. But the extremes are more drastic. The Netherlands' summers are getting hotter, but wetter, but with longer dry periods, and longer, but more intense wet periods. Northern and Western Europe is now experiencing a whole month of Saharan weather once in every 3-4 summers [[something that NEVER occurred since scientists have been monitoring weather closely [[1870s).

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    Southern England now has a growing wine-production industry. Who'd have thought?

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    It's about to get hot again,i'm looking for a nice iceberg to chill out on,nothing too big..it has to fit in the basement.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 144man View Post
    Southern England now has a growing wine-production industry. Who'd have thought?
    HEY 144,IF IT GETS MUCH HOTTER YOU ALL WILL BE ABLE TO MAKE THIS WONDERFUL ELIXUR..[well not quite,nobody including me knows what's in this stuff]!!

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