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[144man]

Imagine that!

[moe]

I can't...........

[westgrandboulevard]

Just as well I can, then....

[moe]

Good..........someone needs to do it!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Arrr&bee should be acknowledged as an outstanding expert in use of the imagination....

[arrr&bee]

Ahh you guys[sniff sniff]got me all water eyed over here calling me an expert,why everyone knows that you all aren't real and all this is just a hooch hullucination and i'm really sitting in my padded room but one day i'll be released[ya think??]and i'll meet all of you and we'll have a drink,ok it's time to go back inside my mind now...wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!

[westgrandboulevard]

Maybe we're all, in our own way, sitting inside, looking out....

[144man]

I don't know who you are, but I am the eggman, I am the walrus.

[westgrandboulevard]

Now I understand why you're still hiding from the men in the white coats....

[144man]

Shhhhh! They may hear you.

[westgrandboulevard]

If it's true what is said of white cats, then they might well be deaf....?

[moe]

Maybe we're all, in our own way, sitting inside, looking out....

I thought it was "On the outside Looking In." At least that's what Little Anthony said!

[arrr&bee]

I was thinking of starting a dialog,but the log was too heavy!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Much easier to rest on things, than try to carry them!

[144man]

I used to have a log table, but I don't need it now we've got computers.

[moe]

So instead you just "log in" 144man?

[westgrandboulevard]

I saw what you meant there, moe.....

[144man]

Sad that log tables have gone the same way as slide rules.

[westgrandboulevard]

I bet you have a 78 record player stored somewhere.....

[144man]

Yes, next to my wind-up phonogram, and my cylinder player.

[westgrandboulevard]

Together with a photograph of you, aged minus 50.....

[moe]

In that sepia color?????

[westgrandboulevard]

Yes, with a fixed, rather glum expression, held for several minutes while the photo was taken...

[arrr&bee]

Hey wait a minute...nobody told me it was class picture day,i gotta find my genuine imitation skunkskin suit and pointy toed shoes and feathered hat[that's a baddddd outfit]!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Hmmmm. I wonder if the gooooddddd outfits look better, or worse. I think I'll have to dig deep in the wardrobe. Wouldn't want to be upstaged!

[144man]

I'm not going to dig deep in the wardrobe in case I end up in a land where it's always winter and never Christmas.

[westgrandboulevard]

Sounds like your wardrobe is much bigger than mine LOL !

[144man]

Not as big as Doctor Who's!

[westgrandboulevard]

Clearly remembering his very first incarnation appearing on TV must surely make me very old indeed....

[arrr&bee]

Now where did i put my genuine imitation sixteen button three layered buzzard skinned top coat???[that's a badddd coat..just two hundred more payments and that baby's all mind!!

[westgrandboulevard]

By that time, it will be back in fashion!

[arrr&bee]

And so will i,hehehehehehehehehehehe!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Just be eccentric. No-one else will ever know if you're in fashion, or not

[moe]

You guys just described the guys I saw on the street at my conference. You sure it wasn't either you westgrand or you R&B? Inquiring minds want to know!

[westgrandboulevard]

We are everyday people, moe. We could appear anywhere. Keep looking over your shoulder....

[arrr&bee]

I was at a conference once many years ago[i think]but they kept talking and then they served water,can you believe it...water[no one knows what's in that stuff but when i poured some of this wonderful elixur that conference got real...of course i was asked to leave and to never return,i mean can i help it if the commitee member stripped down to thier skivvies and did the boogaloo i told em to take small sips...folks don't listen!!

[westgrandboulevard]

Have they no sense? And I never drink water. I've seen what it does to the bottom of boats.

[arrr&bee]

You're right,that's why i never drink out of the bottom of boats!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I expect you've fallen out of a lot of them....

[arrr&bee]

But i always land on my feet!!

[moe]

How many feet do you have today, R&B?

[westgrandboulevard]

And I bet they're webbed....

[moe]

Definitely rubbery with all that hooch on board!

[westgrandboulevard]

Now is it a bird, or an amphibious mammal, I'm wondering....

[144man]

I don't understand why boats sink. All you've got to do is make a hole in the bottom to let the water out.

[moe]

Now that was deep..........

[144man]

I thought I made a watertight case.

[moe]

With that floating remark?

[westgrandboulevard]

It'll tide you over.

[arrr&bee]

I once had water on the brain,but my brain drank it without asking me...rude brain!!