The Wisdom of Pooh

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Oh, and the Iowa caucuses were last evening, and, as expected the Spawn of Satan won. I was surprised to see that Ronnie D nosed out Nikki H, but I should have realized that if push came to shove, Republicans would never vote for a woman. Being the anti-abortion crowd, this is something they'd never be able to do, since in their minds women are simply vessels that need to be tolerated, even if they have an opinion.

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So, the Iowa caucus was held on Monday, and while most media outlets are only reporting that Trump won, they're failing to essential information, like only 14% of eligible Republicans attended them, or if you want a head count, around 110,000. Believe me when I tell you, the MAGA cult showed up in force, which is not really a good thing for Donnie the Orange Anus. This is bad for him in several respects: he won by getting 51% of the vote, which means 49% voted for someone else. Ouch! There is no landslide when 49% of Republicans vote for someone else because this fracture represents the Republican party. 86% of the voters stayed home, was this because they resigned themselves to the fact that he was going to win, so there was not need to brave the cold? And if they were this apathetic about the caucuses, will they be any different in November? I would not be surprised if there was some serious consternation in the Trump Camp, 51% is not a landslide, only 110,000 showed up, and having only 56,000 of those people vote for you is not a landslide. I find it interesting that the media has not pounced on these essential facts.

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The latest from the Lincoln Project:

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And I saw that rumors are flying that Elise Stefanik is in the running Trump's vice president. This is what she's been dreaming of for quite some time. She's dumb as a brick. She's put no consideration what so ever into what hoops Trump will make her jump through should he give her the nod. Nope. She's just thinking of the title, and the power her dark, little heart beats for. You do have to admit that for Trump World, she is more than qualified, being the one member of Congress to endorse George Santos. You all remember George, don't you? The 6th member of Congress to be expelled because of corruption. Elise and Donny would truly be a match made in political Hell.

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Black is Black

So, it seems there is nothing that a candidate won't say to get ahead in this country.

That cunt - yes, I said it, Nikki Haley had the fucking nerve to say, "No, we're — we're not a racist country. Brian. We've never been a racist country."


I'm surprised she didn't choke on her fried chicken, ham-hocks and watermelon when she got out that statement.


I'm surprised she wasn't fashioning a noose out of a confederate flag during the interview, to be honest.


Of course, Haley's Nimarata Randhawa's very next statement was that she faced racism growing up "but I can tell you today is a lot better than it was."


Well, which is it, hon?? How can you "face racism" if it didn't exist?


She's "from" South Carolina, so, you have to help bury that critical race theory so her state and every other one it touches doesn't look so black hating / lynching because not only are they deniers, but she wants their vote.


Needs their vote.


BTW Nimarata, there is an entire lynching museum over in Alabama you might want to check out. Or the National Museum of African American History and Culture. Or maybe talk to any other person of colour other than your mirror.


And I hate that BLOTUS thinks like me [[or I like him), but I had raised the flag for the Dems to use Haley's actual name every time they could - especially regarding anything race related. Yes, I get its baiting. Yes, I get its profiling. But what the fuck do you think the GOP has done for decades?? Longer, even.


But here is BLOTUS, using her full name. And yes, it is a racist dog whistle.


I mean, if we were a racist nation. Which we're not. Nimarata says so.

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And, of course, quite a few people were speculating about the sores on Trump's hand. What sores, you ask? These sores.

Some were speculating that they might a secondary symptom of Syphilis. Nope. Personally, I think the most obvious answer is that this is what happens when you shake hands with the devil, since there has to be some physical manifestation of selling him your soul.

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Trump’s New Cognitive Test


JANUARY 20, 2024

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Cela a été tout un voyage.Merci d'être venu longtemps.

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And the jury has returned an $83.3 million verdict against the pu**y grabber. Even odds say that he'll give her another reason to sue him within 24 hours.

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One of the things presidential candidates do is try and present the most appealing image to the voting public, and this is done by rallies, by giving speeches, and make public appearances. Trump's campaign interference trial is turning that approach upside down. He's no longer able to hit the necessary fund raisers because he now has to sit in a courtroom. The public was never given this sort of up-close and personal look at the Spawn of Satan, until now. One of the things we're learning about him is that he likes his naps. He nods off daily. I don't know about you, but if I was on trial for breaking a serious law, I'd be paying close attention to the proceedings. Not Trump. He just dozes off. And the other day? He had a problem with flatulence, what we colloquials call "cutting the cheese." From all of the memes I've seen, it must have been truly moldy cheese.



Odor in the Court!: Trump Reportedly Passed Gas During Criminal Trial [[msn.com)

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Diaper Don. Don Snorelione. Odor in the court. He's practically writing the jokes about himself at this point.

He called off a rally in South Carolina yesterday. Because it was raining. If that sounds familiar, it's because he also refused to attend the 100th anniversary for the end of WWI as president because he didn't want to stand in the rain to commemorate a bunch of "suckers and losers". That memorial was a once-ever event and the leaders of our WWI allies all managed to attend, but Donnie Do Do couldn't be bothered to conduct himself with the leadership necessary to even pretend he cared because it was raining.

Meanwhile:

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Speaking of jokes that write themselves, the Freedumb Caucus decided it needed a way to mobilize and take offense when MAGA Mike Johnson bowed the knee to the Democrats, so they created an alert system to notify each other if somebody caught him secretly kissing the ring of Hakeem Jeffries. They named this alert system - and this is no joke - the Floor Action Response Team. Or, FART for short.

So, if you think the GOP House is good for nothing, just know that they are at least good for making us laugh in the midst of our angst. In the distant future, somebody's going to make a documentary of America after 2016 and some will see it as tragic and others will think it must be a joke.

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This These Bitches

Remember This Bitch? GOP Senate candidate Tim Sheehy who claimed he’d been wounded in battle and still had the bullet in his arm to prove it? Except he told a park ranger he’d shot himself when he dropped his pistol;? And a doctor who saw the X-ray of the bullet said it was from a handgun and not a military type of weapon? Remember that Bitch? Well, he got all kinds of pissy when people suggested he made the whole thing up, but now comes a National Park Service report that includes a detailed written statement from Sheehy to a law enforcement officer regarding Sheehy having accidentally shot himself on October 18, 2015; Sheehy apologized and asked for leniency in 2015. Sheehy now says that story, the one he apologized for and asked for leniency about was a lie. He has told voters he has a bullet in his arm from his time serving in Afghanistan because that sounds better than shooting yourself in the arm. Liar.

The Diocese of Brooklyn, led by Bishop Robert J. Brennan, has entered into an agreement with the Office of New York State Attorney General Letitia James regarding the diocese’s two-decade child protection policy. Both organizations have issued a press release on this matter. But according to Hate Group, AKA The Catholic League, spokesperson, Bill Donohue, the Office of the Attorney General’s [OAG] account misrepresents the terms of the agreement reached with the Diocese of Brooklyn [DB]. Donohue says the OAG contends that “the agreement requires the Diocese to take significant action to prevent and address allegations of clergy sexual abuse” and make reforms such as “Installing an independent, secular monitor who will oversee the Diocese’s compliance with policies and procedures … ” but Donohue also claims it was the Diocese which proposed the appointment of an independent third party to monitor compliance, and then drops this whopper: “As I recount in my book, The Truth about Clergy Sexual Abuse: Clarifying the Facts and the Causes, there is no institution in the nation that has a better record in combating the sexual abuse of minors today than the Catholic Church. This is not open to debate: the data are conclusive. And this has been true for decades.” Wait, so the group that has paid out hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars to settle cases against pedophile priests—who were often shielded from prosecution by being moved to different parishes or even sent to the Vatican to avoid arrest and prosecution—has the best record in combating sexual abuse of minors? Oh, Bill, you and your Catholic League and your Catholic Church and all your pedophile priests can fuck all the way off.

GOP Senator Josh Hawley—the guy who fist bumped the insurrectionists on January 6 but was then seen on video scurrying through the Capitol building as the rioters busted the windows and entered the building—went on Fox News to complain that American infrastructure is in disrepair; roads are failing, bridges are collapsing, and planes are falling apart in the sky. Hawley, in case you forgot, because he clearly did, voted against that massive bipartisan infrastructure bill that passed in 2021; at the time, Hawley called it a “radical left woke politics bill.” This is the problem with the GOP: the lies, the lies, the lies.

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Today will be the actual first day of the Moral Degenerate's trial. Opening arguments will be heard. Donnie will have to try and stay awake. You may not find this surprising, but I'm not the only person to have doubts about his not napping his way through the 4 years of his presidency. Maybe that was why conversations with him needed to be peppered with praise. This is also probably the reason he doesn't read; after the first sentence he's out like a light.


Also, his rally in North Carolina was canceled because of rain. I'm betting it wasn't because he was worried about his cultists, either. Most likely he was worried his make-up might run

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And I saw this picture yesterday. In case you didn't know, this is what evil looks like.

Have you ever seen a more bitter, old man?


The first witness in Trump's campaign interference trial was some guy named Pecker [[I kid you not), who own the National Inquirer. I didn't get a chance to see what he had to say, but from what I understand he's going to be telling about Trump's frequent sexual peccadillos, and how, for a fee, he kept them out of the National Inquirer. Evidently the Moral Degenerate was even more immoral than we thought. Today, Pecker's going to be testifying again, and no doubt, the world will hear that Trump, among everything else, was also a serial cheater.

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