Here are some gems from mine. I bet yours said a lot of these.
Dad:
Keep your stick on the ice!
Keep your guard up, and always get the first hit in!
If he had an ounce of brains - he'd be dangerous!
There are lots more fish in the sea!
Whaddayahthink - I'm made O' money?
Stay away from Jewish girls. They're too demanding!
[[after a karate chop to my arm) Slow down! You eat like The Russians are in St. Boniface!
related: You got a hollow leg? You're eating us out of house and home!
Yeah? Right! And if my Zeyde had tits he'd have been my Bubbe!
Get goin'! It's ONLY 55 below! When I was a kid, we walked 7 miles to school, through 10 foot snow drifts, in 65 below, with 140 below wind chill!
Because I say so!
Go ask your mother!
You kids are soft, these days. You couldn't have handled what we went through.
You live under MY roof, you follow MY rules!
Ha! Ha! I forgot to add this one, that
EVERY father says:
"Stop crying or I'll give you something to cry about!"
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