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[westgrandboulevard]

I can't believe you're not better!

[144man]

OK.....I'm old and bordering on dementia....cut me some slack! LOL!

There's a bit of history repeating here.

The "Cancel" thread, which was started in error in March 2011, lasted until June 2015 and attracted 3433 replies and over 211,000 hits. The "Test..." thread, which couldn't be deleted, was started in February 2011, and was active until July 2015 with 3446 replies and nearly 175,000 hits.

There's still a long way to go here then.

[westgrandboulevard]

Not to forget the "Just A Chime" thread, at 4800+ replies, and over 325,000 views......

[Jerry Oz]

And yet, my "Does anybody else have a huge hairy seeping growth in his private area after waking up naked in a public bathroom?" thread didn't elicit a single response and fell off page one in less than an hour. I wonder why?

[marv2]

Strangely, no.

I think there must be too much blood in my alcohol system.....

hehehehehehehehehehe...........................!!!

[marv2]

And yet, my "Does anybody else have a huge hairy seeping growth in his private area after waking up naked in a public bathroom?" thread didn't elicit a single response and fell off page one in less than an hour. I wonder why?

That sounds so freakin' gross........and painful too! LOL!

[Jerry Oz]

That sounds so freakin' gross........and painful too! LOL!

?? By "private area", I meant on the patio behind my house. I found a bag of seeds in my pocket after finding my clothes. I planted them and they were cactus seeds. The only one that matured was a large sticky one that looked like it was hairy and weepy.

[westgrandboulevard]

A large, sticky one that looked like it was hairy and weepy?

Sounds a little like Margaret O'Brien, in 'Meet Me in St. Louis'........

[sophisticated_soul]

Don't be a prick.

[westgrandboulevard]

Am being no more than just a little pointed.....

[sophisticated_soul]

I will be spending the day up the coast in Needles, CA. I'm going to see Riana.

[144man]

Not to forget the "Just A Chime" thread, at 4800+ replies, and over 325,000 views......

..and Lord knows I've tried to forget it...

[Jerry Oz]

We all have our burdens to bear. Alas, these things, they happen...

[westgrandboulevard]

This is a good place to visit, and lay down your burdens.

The Samaritans do great work, but we're more fun

[Jerry Oz]

Yah. And we won't laugh at the things you tell us if we think you're on line. That would just be mean.

[westgrandboulevard]

..although it won't stop us using our imagination.....

[Jerry Oz]

Or waiting until we think you're gone. Small minds talk about people behind their backs, but whatever...

[westgrandboulevard]

Well, much of what is said about people behind their backs, has a lot to do with their fronts.

[sophisticated_soul]

Well some fronts wind up in back.

[westgrandboulevard]

And even that can take a lot of front...

[sophisticated_soul]

Is up back the opposite of up front?

[westgrandboulevard]

[["Well....", he responded, clearing his throat....)

I'd view 'up back' as a matter of personal preference.

Simply a variation to 'up front', yet conducted with the same degree of directness.

[sophisticated_soul]

The Three Degrees of directness; up, back, out and in.

[westgrandboulevard]

Isn't that four degrees of directness?

Perhaps you're just trying to be forthright....but not to worry, as forthwrong would seem to be no problem at all on this particular thread....

[sophisticated_soul]

I was forthwith including Freddie Poole.

Coming Soon! Sharknado 4 - The 4th Awakens

[Jerry Oz]

A new Sharknado is forthcoming already? And the last one just forthwent.

But I'll pass, if you don't mind. The premise of those movies bites.

[westgrandboulevard]

Those soundbites are vicious.

It features a Magic Mike lookalike, I see.

What a draw!

Sophisticated_Soul will be first in the queue......

[sophisticated_soul]

A new Sharknado is forthcoming already? And the last one just forthwent.

But I'll pass, if you don't mind. The premise of those movies bites.

It's become[[ing) an annual Summer event. The premise of these movies does bite, but it's only a small chunck - like chunck light tuna.

[sophisticated_soul]

Those soundbites are vicious.

It features a Magic Mike lookalike, I see.

What a draw!

Sophisticated_Soul will be first in the queue......

I will be queueing with Q [[Quincy), so Riana may come along as well. I'll be wearing Shark by Tara perfume. I don't know what Q will be wearing, but Riana said if she can make she will be wearing a shark skin outfit. Oops, I think I just jumped the shark!

[Jerry Oz]

We'll excuse it. Until we know you're no longer on line...

[sophisticated_soul]

LOL!! Have at it!

[westgrandboulevard]

Meanwhile, I'll just sit quietly here, and see if anyone else is on the wrong thread....

[sophisticated_soul]

I'll join you. And we'll just sit here oh so very quietly, henceforth.

[westgrandboulevard]

People spend far too much time and energy looking for 'the right one'.

So, let's just sit here quietly until the wrong one comes along....

[sophisticated_soul]

. . . and that won't take very long at all.

[westgrandboulevard]

So, we have a choice. Either be patient, or set a trap.....

[arr&bee]

Oh boy a wrong thread post,of course i'm due royalties because this post is based on my many misadventures....cash only!!

[arr&bee]

I'M BACK BUT NO CASH IN THE BASKET YET,HEY WHERE'S MY MONEY I DO HAVE A HABIT TO FEED YA KNOW AND THE GUY AT THE BACK DOOR DON'T TAKE IOU'S,AND DON'T TRY TO FIGUGE OUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE WE COULD BE HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW I NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BUT THE LITTLE BLUE MEN SITTING WITH ME WON'T STOP TALKING TO ME AND IT WOULD BE RUDE TO JUST IGNORE EM,BESIDES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS AND WE HAVE GOOD TALKS AND THEY LAUGH AT ME TOO OR MAYBE WITH ME I'M NEVER SURE BUT WE HAVE A GOOD TIME,HEY I LIKE THIS POST IT REMINDS ME OF A CARDBOARD BOX I SLEPT UNDER ONCE,I WAS GONNA BRING IT HOME BUT MY WIFE THREW IT AND ME OUT[I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN]BUT ANYHOW HERE I AM IN THIS WONDERFUL PLACE WITH MY LITTLE BLUE FRIENDS AND ALL IS WELL[I THINK]...I really don't have any idea of what i'm talking about but that never stops me so on with the convo...NOW WHERE WAS I AND WHO'S THE GUY TYPING IN THOSE SMALL LETTERS IT'S ANNOYING AND DISTRACTING TOO, who does he think he is if he shows his face i'll tell him a thing or two. OR THREE IF HE FEELS LIKE TALKING BUT HE'S A SMALL PERSON BECAUSE HE ONLY SPEAKS IN SMALL TYPE maybe he can't reach up this high so maybe i'm being too harsh here[SORRY LITTLE BUDDY]you just keep talking in your little type and i'll try to keep up, THE LITTLE FELLA IS QUICK I MEAN HE DROPS A LITTLE LINE and he' gone like a cat....little buddy keep typin AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!

[westgrandboulevard]

I don't think we're alone any more.....

[arr&bee]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...west my man you're never alone,the spirits are always here...100%-500%-1000%-5000%!!!

[Jerry Oz]

I'M BACK BUT NO CASH IN THE BASKET YET,HEY WHERE'S MY MONEY I DO HAVE A HABIT TO FEED YA KNOW AND THE GUY AT THE BACK DOOR DON'T TAKE IOU'S,AND DON'T TRY TO FIGUGE OUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BECAUSE WE COULD BE HERE FOR A VERY LONG TIME BECAUSE AS YOU KNOW I NEVER KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT BUT THE LITTLE BLUE MEN SITTING WITH ME WON'T STOP TALKING TO ME AND IT WOULD BE RUDE TO JUST IGNORE EM,BESIDES THEY'RE MY FRIENDS AND WE HAVE GOOD TALKS AND THEY LAUGH AT ME TOO OR MAYBE WITH ME I'M NEVER SURE BUT WE HAVE A GOOD TIME,HEY I LIKE THIS POST IT REMINDS ME OF A CARDBOARD BOX I SLEPT UNDER ONCE,I WAS GONNA BRING IT HOME BUT MY WIFE THREW IT AND ME OUT[I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN]BUT ANYHOW HERE I AM IN THIS WONDERFUL PLACE WITH MY LITTLE BLUE FRIENDS AND ALL IS WELL[I THINK]...I really don't have any idea of what i'm talking about but that never stops me so on with the convo...NOW WHERE WAS I AND WHO'S THE GUY TYPING IN THOSE SMALL LETTERS IT'S ANNOYING AND DISTRACTING TOO, who does he think he is if he shows his face i'll tell him a thing or two. OR THREE IF HE FEELS LIKE TALKING BUT HE'S A SMALL PERSON BECAUSE HE ONLY SPEAKS IN SMALL TYPE maybe he can't reach up this high so maybe i'm being too harsh here[SORRY LITTLE BUDDY]you just keep talking in your little type and i'll try to keep up, THE LITTLE FELLA IS QUICK I MEAN HE DROPS A LITTLE LINE and he' gone like a cat....little buddy keep typin AND I'LL BE RIGHT BACK!!!

Geez... No need to shout.

[westgrandboulevard]

I wouldn't want to take dictation from him.

Take a letter? There must be a thousand of them in there......

[sophisticated_soul]

Maria, I just met a girl who took a letter Maria.

[Jerry Oz]

I'm only familiar with the standard English alphabet. There's no "Maria" in it. May I take another letter?

[sophisticated_soul]

You may have a vowel, but only if there is movement.

[westgrandboulevard]

Control of the vowel is most important.

Too much movement, and it becomes inconsonant.

[sophisticated_soul]

There are many inconsonant [[aka oops) products available and if you order them online they come in discrete packaging.

[westgrandboulevard]

I find the packaging has quite a high fibre content.

[sophisticated_soul]

Yes, but is it discrete?

[westgrandboulevard]

Not if from within the UK.......