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    HOLIDAY?????NO.NO.NO SHE HAS TO GET DOWN TO DA HOOD FOR HER SCENES..NO TIME OFF TIL THIS POLARIOD CLASSIC IS FINISHED..[she's costing me a fortune]DOES SHE KNOW HOW MUCH POLARIOD FILM COST THESE DAYS?????

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    She does, and it's nowhere near as much as that holiday cost her.

    Ms. Moe [[Superstar)'s shoes are so valuable, she and they travel on separate flights.....

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    August 31st ; if this is your birth date, then you share it with :


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    Shoes??? I can get her shoes, i got a shoemaker down here in da hood...[pheet b. Ware],he can steal-opps err-ahem-hehe..any design of his is a steal because he's good all ms.moe has to tell him is her shoe size and the style she wants and presto it's hers...anything for the[superstar].

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    Wasn't Pheet B. Ware trained as a blacksmith?

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    WELL WEST HE HAD TO START SOMEWHERE...[since no woman in her right mind would let him anywhere near her feet]...BUT HE'S A CHAINED MAN TODAY-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..CHANGED MAN TODAY...[his parole officer will vouch for him].

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    If ever my client [[Ms. Moe, Superstar) were to be seen gliding glamorously in high definition across a cinema screen, all the while bizarrely accompanied by the sound of coconut shells, then we may have to consult our lawyers.

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    WEST,THERE ARE NO COCONUTS IN THIS FILM,BUT LOTS OF HEIGHT[I'm using a crane that will lift Ms.Moe about two thousand feet up]DON'T WORRY I HAVE A FISH NET WAITING JUST IN CASE REMEMBER THIS IS ABOUT A MOUNTAIN...[of course no real mountains in the world will let me actually film there-Duufuss started a small avalanche once]SO I'M USING THE HILL BEHIND DA HOOD RECYCLING PLANT.

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    When Ms Moe [[Superstar) hears she is to be lifted by crane to a height of 2,000 feet, you'd best be prepared to be dropped from that very same height.

    She will be holding the fish net.

    Of course....

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    Westgrand, you have spoken the truth!! If a crane is lifting me up 2,000 feet we must insist that R&B "test" it a few times himself before I'll even agree to do it.
    Let's see you get into that fish net, R&B.

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    I have a feeling that the very first 'test' will have a fully conclusive result.

    'A few times' will not be required....

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    In the meantime westgrand, let's take tea..........and wait..........

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    If i didn't know better i'd think that you two don't trust me...ms.moe you are my favorite[superstar]and every precaution has been taken for your safty,why i've located the world renouced-opps-err-ahem-hehe..renouned fishnet maker...lett m.dropp,just released-opps-err-ahem-hehe..just returned from serving time-opps-err-ahem-hehe..time spent serving over seas before busting out-opps-err-ahem-hehe..bursting out with new and safer ideas for the safty nets to be used for this polariod classic,it's so safe i'm forcing-opps-err-ahem-hehe..i'm finalizing a test run with big duufuss and if he lives-opps-err-ahem-hehe..and after his successful test all will be set for your dramatic appearance ms.moe...is this exciting???

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    Well, of course we trust you, Arr&bee. Now, whatever could have made you think we do not?!

    We are both very excited, in anticipation of a large payout, after placing bets that someone will be killed in the process.

    That 'someone' won't, of course, be Ms. Moe [[Superstar). Her bet was far greater than mine - and so her interest in the outcome is, therefore, far keener than mine......

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    I think the 'someone' is going to be Lett M. Dropp's assistant, Matt Splatt.

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    You think so, SS? I haven't seen Dropp in years. In fact, his mother [[Lemon) is a cousin of my friend [[C. Themm).
    What do you think westgrand?

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    I think it's generally wise for none of us to think too much about anything Arr&bee is suggesting. It's best simply to immediately react.....

    As to who may be performing the stunt...well, Matt Splatt made a play for Lett M. Dropp's one-time squeeze. A private club dancer [[and Mensa member) who goes by the name of Boobie Van Titter. It was a successful play, as Boobie is now being supported by Matt.

    Now, Matt and Boobie are wanting to make a name for themselves, and are not adverse to attracting attention in any way they can - so it could be 'a duet for the net' .......

    Look to the sky.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by moe View Post
    You think so, SS? I haven't seen Dropp in years. In fact, his mother [[Lemon) is a cousin of my friend [[C. Themm).
    What do you think westgrand?
    Dropp, dropped out of sight shortly after the failure of his law firm Dripp, Dropp & Leakie. And his dyslexic niece/secretary, Gorgiss Ded Dropp, claims to nothing know.

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    That girl only took the job because she's looking for her ideal he-mail.

    BTW friends and readers : due to circumstances completely beyond my control [[I've been on a time diet and have just lost a day), the list of notable people born on September 4th is delayed, and will be posted tomorrow, Sept 5th.

    As a result, Dawn will arrive later than advertised, and is now scheduled to appear around Dusk, while Tuesday has been cancelled.

    Nighty Night!

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    Quote Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard View Post
    That girl only took the job because she's looking for her ideal he-mail.
    True, true. Actually Gorgiss had her eye on Matt first, I think she was looking to become Gorgiss D. Dropp-Splatt. However, with Boobie willing to duet net [[and Gorgiss utterly refusing) the writing was on the wall.

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    ...and that fish net will soon be on the floor....

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    Yes, it should be quite the floor show - literally.

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    I really wouldn't like to see anyone get hurt [[although I might possibly be persuaded )

    Maybe we should put something suitable on the floor, so that whoever comes through the [[un)safety net [[and they will...), then hits it, and bounces.....

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    September 4th : if this is your birth date, then you share it with :


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    Beyonce Knowles -
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    Meade Lux Lewis [[1905-1964) -
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    WHY WEST MY FINE FELLOW,I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT NO ONE HAS DIED ON ONE OF MY CLASSICS,SINCE THAT MINOR MISHAP ON THAT HIGHWIRE MOVIE SOME YEARS BACK...[if only duufuss had held that shoestring tighter]AND I WAS COMPLETELY EXCOMMUNICATED IN COURT...[of course no shoestring company will do business with me]BUT I HAVE EVERY CONFIDENCE THAT MY PICTURES ARE 80% SAFE[that's all the insurance I could get]BUT FEAR NOT MS.MOE...[I'll put up the other 20 cents worth]THE CRANE USED IN THIS DRAMATIC SCENE WAS LAST USED DURING THE BUILDING OF THE PYRAMIDS BY RAMASES HIMSELF...[and I got em for a steal]AND I'VE EVEN LOCATED THAT WORLD RENOUNED CRANE MAN...[WHIICHE WAYY ISS UPP]SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT,SEE YOU ON THE SET!!!

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    September 5th : if this is your birth date, then you share it with :


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    September 6th : if this is your birth date, then you share it with :


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    WEST PLEASE RELAY TO YOUR ESTEEMED CLIENT THAT I'VE FOUND THAT MASTER DRUNK-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..DRAMATIC FISHNET FIXER UPPER-[A.STIICH IN TYME]TO FIX ANY [and most likely]ALL PROBLEMS WITH THE FISHNET USED IN THIS CLASSIC MOTION PICTURE..IF THE NET FAILS THIS MASTER OF THE FISHNETS WILL BE RIGHT THERE TO MAKE SURE THAT IT DOESN'T MISS AGAIN,AFTER WE SOBER HIM UP-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..IT'S A SOBERING THING THAT HE'S HERE WITH US..AND I'VE HIRED THE GREAT STUNT MAN[I.MITE MISS]WHY NO ONE HAS SEEN THIS MASTER OF THE STUNT SINCE HE MISSED-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..HE WAS SO MISSED BY THE PUBLIC AS RECENTLY AS[1923[seems like yesteryear-opps-err-ahem-hehe...yesterday]I'M EXCITED AND READY TO GET TO WORK...SEE YA ON THE SET!!!

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    I. Mite Miss...now wasn't he the one with the catchphrase "Oops! Butterfingers!!" - ?

    This latest offering from 'Arr&bee DeBacle Productions' will surely garner reviews the like of which have never been seen throughout the entire history of commotion pictures.....

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    "Is that another chicken joke!"

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    OH WEST,UMM,UMMMM,AHEM,HEHEHEHE...UMMMMMMM...THERE'S ONE TEENY TINY SCENE THAT'S GONNA MAKE OR BREAK THIS POLARIOD CLASSIC...IT'S THE DEATH SCENE[did I leave that out??]FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HER BRILLIANT CAREER MS.MOE [SUPERSTAR] DIES AT THE END[won't be a dry eye in the house]I WAS GONNA JUST HAVE[AL CHO HALL JONES]DIE BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HIM,SO HE'S GONNA TAKE OUR HEROINE WITH HIM,YEP A LOVE SUICIDE...WELL ACTUALLY SHE'S CHASING HIM BECAUSE HE DRANK UP ALL HER WHISKY BUT IN A DRUNKEN STUPOR HE GRABS HER AND THEY BOTH FALL OFF THE MOUNTAIN...TWO THOUSAND FEET DOWN,NOW THIS SCENE IS THE CLIMAX AND I'VE LOCATED THE ONLY MAN TO HANDLE THE CRANE FOR THIS ONE...NUT T.NERVOUS JOHNSON,[the rumors about that little mishap on his last picture was never proven]WHY AFTER I DRY HIM OUT-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..AFTER THE INK HAS DRIED ON HIS CONTRACT HE'LL BE READY TO ONCE AGAIN BE AT THE CONTROLS..[if he still knows how]THIS SHOWBIZ VETERAN KNOWS HIS STUFF,AFTER HIS LAST PICTURE[1929]HE WAS BANNED-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..HE BANNED HIMSELF TO STUDY THE LATEST TECHNOLOGY OF THE TRADE..ONCE HIS HANDS STOP SHAKING-OPPS-ERR-AHEM -HEHE...HE COULDN'T STOP SHAKING MY HANDS IN GRATITUDE,UMM WEST ONE MORE TEENY TINY ITTY BITTY LITTLE THING..THE STRING HOLDING THE CRANE TOGETHER ONLY COVERS THE FIRST THOUSAND FEET,BUT DON'T YOU OR MS.MOE WORRY ABOUT A THING I'M GONNA HAVE A HUNDRED PILLOWS THERE TO BREAK HER FALL[I hope]AND SHE'LL LIMP AWAY-OPPS-ERR-AHEM -HEHE..THE CROWD WILL GO LIMP WITH EXCITMENT AND SHE CAN WAVE TO HER ADORING FANS FROM THE HOSP-OPPS-ERR-AHEM-HEHE..FROM THE HOSPITALITY THAT WILL BE SHOWN...THIS IS THE ONE WE CAN'T MISS THIS TIME..GOLDEN TURKEYS HERE WE COME!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard View Post
    I really wouldn't like to see anyone get hurt [[although I might possibly be persuaded )

    Maybe we should put something suitable on the floor, so that whoever comes through the [[un)safety net [[and they will...), then hits it, and bounces.....
    How about Flubber? What a bounce!!

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    Arr&bee is going to bounce as high as a skyscraper.

    Hmmm. We should get some tickets printed......

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    VERY FUNNY YOU TWO,THE ONLY THING THAT'S GOING TO BOUNCE HIGH IS THE TICKET SALES FOR THIS CLASSIC...I'VE GOT COMMITTMENTS FROM SUCH NOTED MOVIE HOUSES AS-THE NOOSEBEAK NEVADA..THE CRUMPLED CINAMA CALIFORNIA..THE MOOSEHORN MINNASOTA..THE WILTED WALLABE WASHINGTON..THE SLID OVER SOUTH DAKOTA....AND MOST OF THESE PALACES HOLD UPWARDS OF TEN PEOPLE..[FIFTEEN IN SOME PLACES]OH BY THE WAY,WEST BOTH YOU AND MS.MOE[SUPERSTAR]WILL HAVE TO GO ON TOUR TO DISCUSS THE MAKING OF THIS CLASSIC...I'LL HAVE A CAR TO PICK YOU BOTH UP..[A 55 studabaker]AND I'VE HIRED THAT FAMOUS DRIVER OF THE STARS...ROADMAP REED...WELL BACK TO THE SET!!!

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    Bye! We'll be chilling out in our top-of-the-range trailers, if you need us.....

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    September 8th : if this is your birth date, then you share it with :

    Willie Tyler [[and Lester) -
    Mark Gordon [[LeVert) -
    Dean Daughtry [[Atlanta Rhythm Section) -

    Neko Case -[[New Pornographers) -
    Wiz Khalifa -
    Aimee Mann -

    Benjamin Orr [[The Cars) -
    Pink -
    Gustav Schafer [[Tokio Hotel) -
    Slim Thug -

    Kelly Groucutt [[Electric Light Orchestra) -
    Richard Hughes [[Keane) -
    David Steele [[Fine Young Cannibals) -
    Sal Valentino [[Beau Brummels)

    Mario Adorf -
    David Arquette -
    Nathan Corddry -

    Martin Freeman -
    Michelle Johnson -
    Thomas Kretschmann -
    Julian Richings -

    Larenz Tate -
    Heather Thomas -
    Henry Thomas -
    Jonathan Taylor Thomas -

    Brooke Burke -



    Remembering
    : those also born on this date, but who have since passed away :


    Patsy Cline [[1932-1963) -
    Sid Caesar [[1922-2014) -
    Earl Nelson [[1928-2008; Bob & Earl) -

    David Lewis [[1958-1988; Atlantic Starr) -
    Ron McKernan [[1945-1973; The Grateful Dead) -
    Brian Cole [[1942-1972; The Association) -

    Christopher Connelly [[1941-1988) -
    Harlan Howard [[1927-2002) -
    Denise Darcel [[1925-2011) -

    Peter Sellers [[1925-1980) -
    Grace Metalious [[1924-1964) -
    Harry Secombe [[1921-2001) -

    Frank Cady [[1915-2012) -
    Hillary Brooke [[1914-1999) -
    Jean-Louis Barrault [[1910-1994) -

    Henry Wilcoxon [[1905-1984) -17473
    Antonin Dvorak [[1841-1904) -
    Jimmie Rodgers [[1897-1933) -
    Howard Dietz [[1896-1983) -





    Happy Birthday : to everyone celebrating Birthdays on September 8th.
    Last edited by westgrandboulevard; 09-08-2016 at 06:44 PM.

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    Quite right, westgrand. I have my mother's silver set. Let's make some tea. Did you make provisions for my dog Killer?

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    Well, my birthday is Sat the 10th. I hope you guys email me a cake! LOL!!!

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    Yes Moe, I have made some cinnamon bun treats for Killer. To keep it healthy, I used whole wheat flour, although even that is less refined than Killer's taste in food!

    Marv, if we were able to email you a Birthday cake for tomorrow,, what would be your favourite?

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    Quote Originally Posted by westgrandboulevard View Post
    Yes Moe, I have made some cinnamon bun treats for Killer. To keep it healthy, I used whole wheat flour, although even that is less refined than Killer's taste in food!

    Marv, if we were able to email you a Birthday cake for tomorrow,, what would be your favourite?

    German Chocolate or Red Velvet with the white frosting, thanks! LOL!

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    No,no,no...marv, you gotta have one of greasy grady's infamous[coconut]cakes...don't worry about it arriving on time,the dancin pigsfeet will make the delivery...enjoy!!!

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    Hey Marv,
    Are you 21 again?

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    Moe,what are you doing here and not up on that crane...[only two thousand feet]get back to the set,you can talk to your fans later...west,control your client!!!

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    So that there is no misunderstanding, it is Ms Moe [[Superstar) and myself who are waiting for you...

    So that you may ascend, on that crane, to a height of two thousand feet...

    So we need to hold the safety net for you.....

    So that you won't come to any harm.....

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    Now let's print some tickets..........

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    Alert the local TV station.....

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